fork a goat


sorabji.com: Why I oughta...: fork a goat
By Nate on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 03:33 pm:

    so what's going on with this new orleans crap?

    is there a sorabjihaus?

    has everyone polished up their erections?


By semillama on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 03:59 pm:

    1. As far as i know, people are still going. I am going to miss Jane's Addiction in Auburn Hills for this.

    2. Unknown

    3. Yes.


By pez on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 04:12 pm:

    i'm not going.


By Chupacabra on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 04:29 pm:

    CHUPACABRA!


By Nate on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 04:58 pm:

    fuck you pez, you're going.

    and by the way, pez, a little while back you said if anyone offered you a free place to stay you'd take it. you liar.


By bell_jar on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:07 pm:

    1. i will be working on a trial during that time, so i won't know until closer to that date if i can make it.

    2. don't know.

    3.impossible


By Platypus on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:23 pm:

    1. I am poor.

    2. My house is always open, but it's not in new orleans.

    Sadly.

    3. Time to whip out the dildo creme.


By semillama on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:24 pm:

    3. not impossible if you expand definition of hard-on to include clitorii.


By Platypus on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:37 pm:

    Especially if they look like this.


By TBone on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:38 pm:

    "your" erection doesn't have to be attached to YOU, necessarily.

    Dammit, pez... I'm not driving 3000 miles solo.


By semillama on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:41 pm:

    fly you dink. I got my ticket for under $200.


By TBone on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 05:43 pm:

    I would probably fly if I could find a ticket from Missoula (or anywhere near here) for under $300.


By pez on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 07:10 pm:

    #1: i can't get the time off work due to lack of
    coworkers to take shifts.

    #2: how do i convince my parents that i'm
    driving 800 miles by myself to roadtrip with
    people i haven't met? (i've already met
    roadblocks without mentioning the roadtrip
    part)

    #3: there is no #3.

    bugger. bugger all.


By Nate on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 07:34 pm:

    #1. you're about to quit your job because it sucks.

    #2. you're over 18. you don't convince them, you tell them what you're doing and then do it.

    #3. you're skeered.


By pez on Wednesday, August 29, 2001 - 10:44 pm:

    yes i am.

    but i'm going to call my boss: "jim, yeah, it's
    me lauren. i have to quit because my great
    great aunt got sick and i'm the only one who
    can really go live with her and take care of her
    because she doesn't want to leave oklahoma
    and everyone else has real jobs or isn't
    responsible enough."

    i have a plan and i'm gonna do it but you're not
    going to know yet.

    you'll see. i got heart and i'm so giddy and
    hyper because i got a marriage proposal and
    watched a movie IN A THEATER all in one day.

    heehee.

    swearing at traffic keeps me sane


    of, and after the movie, i was so excited, i took
    a picture of the restroom to celebrate. i got
    weird looks, but i HAD to.


By moonit on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 03:09 am:

    this, made me laugh.



By Czarina on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 10:05 am:

    How often do you have to change the water,to keep it fresh?


By Hal on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 12:34 pm:

    Wait.... Marriage Proposal???
    From your boss, From a guy at the movies???
    Weird.


By pez on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 01:50 pm:

    no, from a romanian mother whose daughter had to translate for me.

    23 years old in chicago, dark brown hair, blue eyes.

    i laughed it off and said i wasn't old enough, well legally i am, but not in my family.


By Hal on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 02:45 pm:

    Ahh the poor woman wanted grandchildren... TALL Grandchilden... I mean someone has to carry the line on right?


By pez on Thursday, August 30, 2001 - 02:50 pm:

    yeah, but she didn't know who i am... all i was was the girl sitting on the max knitting and telling them about portland.

    she was very impressed with my speed and pulled a sweater out of her bag to show me.

    she had no clue how tall i was because i was sitting the entire time.


By Hal on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 11:23 am:

    Grandma Seeing powers.


By pez on Friday, August 31, 2001 - 12:48 pm:

    c'mon.