THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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I'm at the computer,all sad,thinking of my lonely X-mas.And I hear a major ruckus,down the hall,involving my spawn.[this in not unusual] I hear a loud "breaking glass" sound,so I holler: "All right!What got broke?!?!" My son,[who stays in trouble],{he's the usual instigator],yells back in glee: "Bee just got crazy,and threw a bowl in the sink,and SHE broke it!" I holler back: "Thats it! Knock it off! Bee,clean it up,and don't get cut." But nooooooooo,it can't end there. My son continues to egg her on,reveling in her misery,[cause he's the one usually in trouble,so he's REALLY enjoying this] So he hollers out: "Mom,you better tell her you can't FLUSH broken glass!!!Oh,she's flushing it now!!!Oh boy,are you gonna be in trouble!!!!!Thats the dumbest thing I've ever seen anybody do!!!MOM,you better get in here now!!!!!!!!!!!!! MOM!!!!!!!!!"[all kinds of loud rackett,in the bathroom,now] I holler out,in a state of MAJOR PANIC: "Bee,DON'T flush that broken glass!!!!!!!" I go running down the hall just in time to see the funniest damn thing I've ever seen: Just as I get there,Bee proceeds to wallup the shit out of her older brothers head,with the bright orange,accordian style toilet plunger!!!!!!! It was hilarious!!!!!!![[its the new kind,light weight,not that heavy rubber kind]It was kinda like him getting walluped with one of those lightweight wiffle{sp?]bats. KaPLOWWWWWWW! I know I shouldn't be laughing,but it was damned funny,and quite unexpected. She denied flushing the toilet with glass in it,but there was a big hunk of broken glass,in the bottom of the toilet,and the toilet was running,so I know it just got flushed. I guess we'll find out all too soon,if she tried flushingg glass,or not! |
With any luck the smaller pieces should just wash right down the drain with no problem. Of course if you have my luck, it will take three plumbers to get the job done. And, then even that won't be to your satisfaction. |
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