| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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yesterday i learned that female cheetas in the Serengeti are very promiscuous and that cubs in each litter may each have different fathers. this is a trait is an advantage, because cheetas are very inbred. all cheetas share 99% of the same genes. |
yesterday i learned that female koalas have two vaginas. i've been getting carpet bombed with e-mail and texts via sugar sugar from the past. she only has one vagina, but multiple personalities. |
Blindswine, did I ever tell you that the initial reason my wife changed her mind about dating me back in 2002 was that I took her to a Parliament show and she got to see Bootsy Collins escort George Clinton on stage? |
miss sugar sugar was the woman i almost married. i think she got hooked back in the summer of 2001 when i got tickets to see her great funk triumvirate-- P-Funk All Stars at the Apollo Theatre, James Brown at SummerStage, and Prince at the Avery Fisher Hall. that relationship didn't survive the economic downturn that gripped NYC the years after 9/11, but who knows? she's nuts, but i still kinda love her anyway. she got picked to go up on the stage of the Apollo and dance with Parliament-Funkadelic. after they ushered everyone off, sugarchile snuck back on to give George a kiss as he began reciting the beginning of Maggotbrain. i'll always remember her jumping up and down, waving at me from center stage with that huge smile on her face. too cute for words. |
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one of the reasons senor fell for me was because i owned a bunch of bootleg parliament on cd. thanks to swine. |
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but anyway. let's talk about swine's woeful love life. and whatever thing new you learned. |
let's NOT talk about swine's woeful love life. let's talk about old dogs and new tricks. |
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her: first i'm gonna #&^@*( your @*&!@ while sucking your (*#)@@ and when you #(*#( i'll (#$*#( my ((#*$(# in your @#(*#@# and #*()# until you #(#*@ with the monkey and the quizarnart we'll @#(#*$ and #($#( UH! YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! me: i don't even look for love anymore. i'm pretty sure what i need is totally unreasonable in the context of most people's american lives. her: ??? SEXY. |
Whatever. I appear to be incapable of giving up.I thought I learned so many things last year--I had no idea there was so much left. Things are looking more simple and clear (with age). Clarity shows me that I don't know anything, and not-knowing is a place to start. If what you need fits reasonably in the context of people's american lives... how utterly banal that would be. |
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ah. now i understand why you almost married her. never underestimate the combined power of monkey and quizarnart. only kidding! |
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I also think this is a weird place to thank Nate, is he lurking? Nate! |
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So, who's in? |
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What's with people calling me "cute as a button" lately? Is there a resurgence? I am too old for button-cuteness people!! Oakland has some funny bars and my friend was dj'ing, otherwise I'd be asleep. Though the boy who sat next to me and insisted we have fun was ador'b. Not sure why he mentioned 3 times that his girlfriend likes girls. Unless... Ah well. Home early, gotta get up shiney. |
leaving there, one remains. Heather is reaon enough. Old dog not perverted, doc, just send the video. Anyone know where Droop may be? Barking at moon. |
interapecies thing, yes. What a probe those guys used...nothing like my clients describe. Did I mention that my speciality is working with abductees. Makes ya wonder about. Politicians and bankers. |