Today What have you failed to do?: Today
By Woman on Saturday, December 20, 1997 - 11:15 pm:
    I failed to do anything much. Except hang around the internet and have cramps.

By Molloy on Tuesday, December 23, 1997 - 01:26 am:
    Now that I think about it, I define myself more by my failures than by anything else. At least that's something?

By Sorabji on Tuesday, December 30, 1997 - 11:37 pm:
    I got to work late, tired, and pissed of; did my job half-assed and forgot to buy a printer cable.

By R.C. on Wednesday, December 31, 1997 - 12:19 am:
    I failed to find my other black sock today/one of the only pair of black socks I own. When socks split up/what happens? Does one of them just move out or what? (And I have my own washer & dryer here.) This is very disturbing...

By Heloise on Wednesday, December 31, 1997 - 01:46 am:
    Did you look inside the dryer at the top? Sometimes they stick there.

    Sometimes they hide out inside a pants leg.

    There is a property of physics that explains this. It's called Static Cling.

    Another explanation is, only one sock went into the wash at all, and the other one is still under the bed.

    If these suggestions aren't helpful, don't shoot me. (You can't, anyway, you'll just ruin your computer.) Shoot the dryer. It probably ate the sock. If that doesn't work, shoot the washer. You can wash your socks in the sink, and hang them outside to dry. Then if you miss a sock, it is probably with one of your dogs, or kids, or one of the neighbor's dogs, or kids, or a passing vagrant, or God took it. You will have plenty of things to be disturbed about the livelong day.

By Carrie on Thursday, March 12, 1998 - 06:09 pm:
    I messed around on the internet, annoyed some people online. felt pretty sad by the end. feel like a sad fucker right now to be honest. Didnt do my college work. Spoke to friends ont he phone but couldnt be arsed to see anyone. Dwelled on this crap mood a bit longer. Felt even sorrier for myself. Suddenly realised Ive totally gone off the topic. Shite.

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