What have you failed to do?
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College
April 15 - 02:31 am
honestly?
November 25 - 12:39 pm
Today
December 20 - 11:15 pm
Catalogue of this night's failures
January 3 - 04:42 am
i have failed everything
January 6 - 08:59 am
physics lab report
May 20 - 12:52 pm
Keep in touch
February 25 - 02:16 am
Make something of my life
March 4 - 12:36 pm
Make something of my life before turning the big 30.
May 19 - 08:31 am
Failed to put the toilet seat down, well I am a man, and it is expected of me isn't it?
July 19 - 05:07 am
Find a purpose in life
March 5 - 02:21 am
WAYD
June 10 - 12:50 pm
I bought beer but didn't drink any.
May 28 - 12:12 pm
i have failed to say.....
June 30 - 04:03 pm
i failed to go BACK to the bereavement group
July 23 - 08:46 am
I forgot to get an ice cube tray
September 18 - 01:42 pm
break up with my boyfriend
October 4 - 07:00 pm
why is this a surprise?
October 23 - 05:24 pm
Get my family to talk to each other
January 11 - 02:25 am
Do "Mots II" of Ch. 17 in my French book.
January 19 - 09:05 pm
Things fall apart... & bombs do not explode
February 6 - 06:28 pm
get my goddamned ph.d.
April 26 - 10:52 pm
move on. rc? sheila?
May 1 - 03:31 am
diakellogg
August 3 - 07:04 pm
RRRROOOOOOAAAAARRRRR!!!! (Or, how Rhian fails to upgrade her computer)
September 20 - 11:08 pm
I can,t find dried worm wood
October 18 - 04:26 pm
reach orgasm
November 9 - 01:23 am
I need a canadian
November 29 - 07:13 pm
where did this lead me to?
January 30 - 08:39 pm
Ishmael
February 18 - 12:10 am
love my job...
February 24 - 04:56 pm
Do my assignment (Dont read this!! Waste of time!!)
March 2 - 02:02 pm
Give Nate Naked Pics!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 3 - 02:12 pm
Meet anyone while in NYC
March 10 - 01:25 am
Take a photograph
March 19 - 02:21 pm
Use the Correct Usings of There, Their, and They're
April 3 - 03:19 am
College
April 4 - 02:36 am
Prevent someone from making the biggest mistake of their lives
April 25 - 11:05 am
be informed...
May 17 - 10:15 pm
Be beautiful..
May 31 - 06:09 pm
tell Dana that i like her
June 1 - 07:15 pm
Gain Sanctuary
July 17 - 07:04 pm
learn about approaching boys i like...
July 24 - 02:41 am
hold a job for more than a few months at a time, ever.
July 30 - 12:44 pm
Write
August 10 - 12:15 am
Learn Patience...
September 3 - 12:16 am
nothing.... well... if you must know...
September 22 - 08:53 pm
ASSFUCKING!!!!!
September 27 - 08:53 pm
celebrate the 48th birthday of big brother
November 4 - 11:02 pm
"hunk of healthy manflesh" in the shoe department
November 6 - 03:02 am
Get it together. Whatever "it" is.
November 26 - 06:11 am
a basic exorcism
December 8 - 11:34 pm
recognize warning signs
January 16 - 01:19 pm
understand white male discrimination
January 31 - 04:19 pm
forgetting her
March 25 - 05:33 pm
Be bi
April 4 - 03:47 am
Sleep
April 7 - 07:31 am
wish me
June 12 - 11:03 am
Take My Girls to see Atlantis
June 24 - 12:23 am
be one of "those people"
July 21 - 03:47 am
check my email.
September 3 - 02:59 am
Deciding
September 9 - 11:20 pm
remember
September 11 - 06:16 pm
Understand much of anything
September 12 - 11:42 am
be proactive
September 13 - 11:40 am
feed them
September 19 - 01:15 pm
much of anything productive today
September 24 - 02:50 am
I didn't bring Aunt Sadie home to die.
October 1 - 01:03 am
STAND UP
January 12 - 12:43 pm
Preform to Expectations.
February 7 - 07:06 am
AMMENDS
April 2 - 01:05 pm
I get this wierd error message. Help!
April 4 - 04:43 am
sleep
April 19 - 08:56 am
Um, hello?
June 7 - 03:35 pm
get a good cup of coffee
July 26 - 02:38 pm
Disuade my 3 year old to put a key in an electic socket.
August 19 - 02:55 pm
Send Stuff
September 5 - 02:16 am
U.S. SEN. PATTY MURRAY -- SENATOR ASKS STUDENTS TO PONDER
December 20 - 01:19 pm
get my security deposit back
December 25 - 11:54 pm
Print
December 26 - 11:05 am
get any work done
February 14 - 12:00 pm
remember the NEXT phase kids go through.
March 12 - 02:28 pm
no jews or hos II: children of the flies
April 22 - 04:38 pm
Diplomacy
May 1 - 01:00 pm
hump a goat
May 7 - 02:17 am
Adhere to bioweapons convention
May 14 - 06:21 pm
Adhere to promises of a balanced budget
May 15 - 01:05 pm
Adhere to any kind of decency when redistricting
May 15 - 03:49 pm
react accordingly
May 16 - 06:01 pm
"We're too busy to look for WMDs"
June 2 - 10:14 am
audition for "Idol"
June 2 - 02:20 pm
report this when it was news 3 weeks ago
July 25 - 09:12 am
Stop Bitching and Say Thank You
July 27 - 12:57 pm
Cut My Hair
August 17 - 02:47 pm
Secure Afghanistan
October 15 - 05:35 pm
Recognize the irony of my visit
October 26 - 10:40 am
make Clark look stupid
November 23 - 11:21 am
acquit Jefferson, convict Napoleon
December 21 - 12:04 pm
Provide stability in Afghanistan
July 28 - 01:52 pm
Gather useful intelligence at Gitmo
October 4 - 02:09 pm
forgot to do
November 9 - 07:19 am
choose between my best friend and my boyfriend
November 15 - 01:13 pm
Just count save them
March 19 - 01:26 am
If you want more sex....
May 10 - 04:22 pm
think
May 25 - 03:15 pm
Spread the word
July 19 - 11:09 am
Impress
November 4 - 12:31 am
Remember the name of that boy
March 13 - 08:49 pm
try sushi
May 22 - 02:48 pm
...Meet my doppelganger
January 2 - 10:54 pm
...all most ran over a fox
June 8 - 12:31 am
...kill a Christian
June 15 - 08:24 pm
Reduce Stress
October 27 - 06:40 am
...kick a drunk's ass.
November 3 - 08:32 pm
Nothing
May 24 - 02:38 am
eat more babies
July 28 - 10:30 pm
what or where I ought to have been by now
February 6 - 03:40 pm
Search new messages
January 3 - 02:29 pm
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