shh. there's a payphone. it's really unhealthy. it's in this guy's ass. but get this, people use it all the time. i mean people go into this guys ASS to use the phone. it is bizarre. now this is an unprotected payphone. it's in this guy's ASS, for chrissakes. IN HIS ASS. and people are using the phone all the time. every day. if you really want something to worry about, worry about this guy. there are all these germy people in his ASS using the phone every hour. that can't be good for his health. and he's not listed in any environmental www.ideafondoms.com. he's just got a payphone in his ASS. how you like that? would you like people in your ASS using the phone? no, i didn't think so. doesn't that sound like it would SUCK? yes'm, it would. no thanks to people in my ASS using the PHONE. goddammit. it's my fucking ASS and PHONE, damn.
have mercy.
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