no jews or hos II: children of the flies

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By Nate on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:38 pm:

    BBQ

    this is the neighbor boy last night, exploring the world of "my mom and the man who is living here are watching newhart in a drug coma."

    i actually found myself standing in my kitchen watching this, hoping that the gas can would explode into a giant fireball.

    my soul is diseased.

By Nate on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:40 pm:

    you should note that boy-wonder's hair is growing back nicely after last week's 'pink floyd' escapade.

    nothing is scarier than a ten year old with no eyebrows.

By spunky on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:43 pm:

    dude, is that your yard or his?

    he looks a lot like that boy off of American Gothic.

By Antigone on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:56 pm:

    Ah, I remember fondly my youth... playing with matches... blowing up anthills with gasoline... ordering flash powder from a mail order fireworks company and nearly blowing my hands off... creating nitroglycerine, nigrogen triiodide, nitrocellulose, and acetylene gas in chemistry class...

    Those were the days!

By Spider on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 04:58 pm:

    But did you make napalm with gasoline and styrofoam peanuts?

By Antigone on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 05:18 pm:

    Nope, but I consorted with those who had.

    If it didn't explode, I wasn't interested...

By Spider on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 05:19 pm:

    But it BURNED, man, it BURNED.

By Nate on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 05:22 pm:

    i used gasoline and liquid tide.

    nitrogen triiodide was the best. we painted the chem room floor with it on open house night in 11th grade.

    anarchists cookbook, tiggy?

    the problem with the neighbor boy is that the trees around him have a significant IQ advantage.

By patrick on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 05:32 pm:

    baking soda and vinegar in a two liter bottle made a nice boom when tossed reasonable drop.

By Antigone on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 06:11 pm:

    nah, nate. My chemistry teacher was a professional fireworks artist on the side. :)

By Nate on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 06:20 pm:

    lucky you. we had to do all our projects on the sly.

By wisper on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 06:57 pm:

    what happened with you & their sign, nate?

By eri on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 07:10 pm:

    Yeah, did you ever end up painting the clubhouse thingy?

By Nate on Tuesday, April 22, 2003 - 07:24 pm:

    not yet, no. i'm debating what to do.

    the brat keeps nailing shit to my fence. i'm thinking about just making him tear the treehouse down.

By Klik on Tuesday, March 29, 2005 - 06:38 pm:

    I think you're all jews and you should all die :)

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