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a. total shave: benefits: no maintenance, looks hardcore. costs: have to put sunscreen on head when in field. b. "caesar" cut (AKA the usual): benefits: i look good, low maintenance. costs: bored with it. I'd appreciate input here. Bonus question: Lose the facial hair? completely or keep a goatee? |
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olympia is infested with skinny, artsy man-children with that julius caesar crap. enough already. i'd rather suck poop through my nose than see any more of that. |
you're such a racist, doughie. i hate it when people say that to me. "you kind of look like a neo-nazi" "you look like a racist" why? because i'm a white guy? |
i say you find another option. total shaves are lame, unless you're in the army..."looking hardcore" im not sure what that means. I've had both of the cuts you mention...if the ceasar thingy is old for you....lets look for option 3. there are ways to get short hair other than the two options you mention. i just got my haircut last friday, short along the sides and back (which is good its 90 degrees here), and left my bangs kinda long. a short version of the hugh grant. |
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"well nate, some may say, granted its kinda stupid, but if you got a red fluffy wig big as sin, and people said you look like a clown, would you be irritated all the same?" you put that wig on a black guy people would say he looks like a clown, too. put my haircut and facial hair on a black guy, and no one would say he looks like a neo-nazi skinhead. i'm in sem's boat. not too many hair options since my forehead decided to grow. and a bald guy without facial hair looks like a penis. |
thats funny dick head. well sem, i understand, but i jsut took a polaroid, im sending to agatha..demonstrating said haircut...worse case scenario you can see my sparkly, sickly face. fuck my body aches |
I think I will just trim down the facial hair. I am strongly leaning to the buzz, but I notice that no women have deigned to weigh in, which worries me slightly. It's not really important what a bunch of guys think as it is how a bunch of gals think. Of course, what I think is the most important, but I appreciate all the input. |
i think so. yesterday, it was pretty damn hot here, i hadn't really eaten a solid lunch, so my body was already running low. i left work, missed my bus, so i walked home from the subway station, which is not too far (maybe a mile), but in 90 degree weather, up and down hills, with my trick knee and a heavy bag over my shoulder it was kinda brutal. As soon as i got home, i was wiped out and as the evenign wore on, i got worse. i feel better now than i did at 2 am, but i still feel like shit. |
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wow, that is a really hard choice. both the shave and the ceasar sound yummy. maybe get the ceasar first and hang with it for a week or two, and if it doesn't suit you, then buzz it off. and if that doesn't suit you, it grows back into a ceasar rather quickly anyway. here's what's weird. all the long haired guys i've known have *all* cut off their hair in the past year to year and a half. and i know a lot of [formerly] long-haired men. when i first moved to hawaii 9 years ago, it seemed most men here had long hair, except the local japanese boys of course. now even the surfers are chopped. bizarre. |
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meg ryan has a bitchin rock star mullet. but she'd look amazing no matter what. |
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speaking of rock stars. did anyone see the cover of the latest issue of rolling stone? steven tyler and whathisbutt. those guys must be like 70 years old, ugly as all get-out, and still a glam as ever. stick keith richards on there with them and you've got one fucking freaky looking bunch. i don't know whether to be impressed or repulsed. something about that image just does not make any sense. |
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oh, and i almost forgot: Keep The Goatee. |
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get it clipped short and wear a safari hat. |
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they just do. and keep the back of your neck clean. just a good habit to start i think. |
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why? because i'm a white guy?" Yeah. You got it. If you were black and a nazi, you would have to kill yourself. Or maybe you could just throw yourself into a concentration camp. On behalf of my german ancestry, I apologise for the difficulty you have with haircuts, Nate. If only they'd known what a bummer it would be to you, they might have laid off the gas. |
Oh yeah - the bad tattoos usually give a good clue too. the boy has a shaved head. I like it. Its cute. Especially when it starts to get a bit long and tufty, cause its kinda curly and sticks out. and it tickles. |
In the winter, I let it grow out, wild and mangy. In the summer, buzz with the clippers, shortest guard, about 1/4". Just completed this spring's first cut. "You look like..." responses from the public: Uncle Fester 4 Darth Vader without the helmet 1 Chemo patient 3 |
I look younger now, too. |
Aerosmith have got a way to go, yet, before they can even compete w/Keith Richards....they're raving puss-boys in comparison. Now, Stiv Bators----he gave Keef a run for his money years before he died----and he died fairly young....had Aerosmith stayed on the drugs they MIGHT be able to compete.....but naahh----- |
a past life thing? |
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i like having something to tug on. since i ditched the prince albert, that leaves the beard. |
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I only have to shave once or twice a week. Plus, the stubble is erratic...it only comes up in patches. The only part i shave more than twice a week is the upper lip, as it develops into the "Guito" effect after two days. |
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i'm just full-a-beans and silly chatty. maybe cause i stayed up all night. hello patrick |
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Jesus, I'm so hungry I'm nauseated. |
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wow, you're absolutely right... he is a werewolf. perfect. so here's a pertinent question. if you're all mostly hairless and all, don't you think you need to change your nickname? |
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speaking of hairless, while i was on hygeine strike, i let the leg hair grow out for a month, so i decided to get my legs waxed for the first time ever last saturday. it hurt like a motherfucker but a week later and i haven't had to shave and the little hairs that are just now starting to grow back are blonde once more and quite a bit softer. the pain of waxing is less than the aggravation of having to shave every other day. |
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but 'dislocated' hair just freaks anyone out. hair in your food is considered the grossest thing ever. |
luckily, the staple was not horizontal when i bit down. |
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oooo right over my head. |
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llama wool? wow. learn something new every day. |
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