Girl Scout cookie boycott

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By Rowlfe on Wednesday, March 3, 2004 - 06:36 pm:

By semillama on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 09:56 am:

    "God damn the Christians."
    -Man

By sarah on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 03:20 pm:


    dear god, save me from your followers.



By sarah on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 03:22 pm:


    i love girl scout cookies. they have all these new ones now too that totally rock. i've decided that i don't like the ones that used to be my fave's - the square chocolate coconut ones. they're too sweet, they burn my mouth. i like the lemony ones, the chocolate peanut butter ones, the shortbread covered in chocolate ones, and thin mints. there are girl scout cookies all over this office building.

    food food everywhere food.

    i've lost a lot of weight this past week.




By heather on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:27 pm:

    oh sarah.



    mm...frozen thin mints

By kazu on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:32 pm:

    thin mints are the best.


    I get to have icecream tonight because i have a sore throat.

By sarah on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:40 pm:

    dave keeps his thin mints in the freezer too.


By semillama on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:52 pm:

    I had a cookies and cream malt last night, then I went and saw an unrealistic amount of gore. The malt was better.

By Antigone on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:54 pm:

    FUCKING THIN MINTS!

    Destroyed my lo-carb-ness. I couldn't resist.

    Then I completely broke and ate the cake frosting in my girlfriend's pantry.

    I'm so ashamed!

By wisper on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 05:56 pm:

    whoa, slow down there, bingey!

    you ate a whole tub of frosting?
    that is so Homer.

By sarah on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 06:07 pm:

    when i was a teenager i could do that. if i tried to eat a tub of processed frosting now i'd barf it all up almost immediately. that stuff is gross.


    btw, has anyone ever read the ingredients of sugar-free, fat-free jello pudding?

    SCARY.





By Antigone on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 07:42 pm:

    I ate 1/4 of it, knew I couldn't stop, then threw it away. FAR, FAR AWAY!

    God, I love frosting.

By Agent D on Thursday, March 4, 2004 - 11:24 pm:

    I boycotted Pizza Hut. Because they said that they will not deliver the Pizza to my @#$% Fucking house!

By wisper on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:22 am:

    then again, when i was a teen, i would get a tube of cookie dough in one hand and a can of whipped cream in the other, and not leave the couch until both had run dry.


    how do i not weigh 600 pounds?

By heather on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 12:32 am:

    i remember eating skittles and pepsi together

    yuck

By semillama on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 10:05 am:

    Pizza Hut doesn't deliver to ignoranuses.

By Rick James on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 01:00 pm:

    Im Rick James bitch!

By Charlie Murphy on Friday, March 5, 2004 - 06:53 pm:

    yo you better back off man

By moonit on Saturday, March 6, 2004 - 07:39 pm:

    We only get girl guide cookies here. Two flavours. Plain and Chocolate. Pathetic.
    And my way the fuck out of town dairy that stocked peanut butter cups, can't get them anymore.

By Agent D on Sunday, March 7, 2004 - 09:10 pm:

    semillama is a anus.

By kazu on Sunday, March 7, 2004 - 09:39 pm:

    shadupIcutyoubitch!!!!!

By Gary Jones on Monday, March 8, 2004 - 12:00 am:

    Hey,everybody,listen up,Gary Jones beats off in his graduation hat.

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By semillama on Monday, March 8, 2004 - 11:19 am:

    Agent D! Ooh! So clever. I'm crying because your rapier wit skewered me. Ouch ouch ouch. Please, I beg of you stop. I can't take any more of your devastating repartee. How can I possibly argue with someone of your intellectual caliber? It's like trying to take on Mark Twain. Oh what ever will i do?

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