sort of the same thing with me,,,i was shooting pool in this bar that my friend owned,,he was next door doing something maintenance like so i was there with my older brother alone...this drunk indian woman comes in and asks for a draw beer, we told her the bar was closed but she got nasty and demanded a beer so we got a mug, went into the walk in cooler and pissed into the mug then filled it up the last 1/4 with cold beer. we gave her the 'beer' for free though, it was so fucking funny to watch her guzzle that beer

you folks should be very proud of yourselves. you seem like a fine bunch of humans.

my cat pissed in my coffee this morning......

Some people think drinking urine is Good for you.

Hell, it's sterile. I accidently pissed up my own nose once. Don't even ask how that happened.

I accidently got the hook from a toilet stall in my noise,it was a mess.

I am not going to ask either one of you. In fact, I am just going to quietly leave this thread and never wonder what I'm missing. (ps...you guys are weird)

Many years ago when I was in high school I had a summer job at a Chinese restaurant. My friend who, got me the job, worked in the kitchen and I bussed tables. Outside of the two of us and one other guy, everybody else who worked there were from the family who owned the place - I think their name was Hsu or something like that. One night these two couples come in together - young, in the height of 80's fashion, and pretty obnoxious. They were probably from the college Their waiter that night was the owner's son Lee (I think his actual name was Fung-li); during the ordering process and for the rest of the night the two guys mimicked his high voice and accent and generally treated him like shit. Lee seemed to endure them without batting an eyelash. Later on that night I met up with my friend in the kitchen, he said: "You know those two black couples that were here? The ones that were giving Lee such a hard time?" "Yeah." "He pissed in their sweet and sour sauce."

I shouldn,t probably mention this,but what the hell,my son use to go out with a girl that never failed to eat what I brought home from a resturant,even if I put a note on it saying do not eat this is mine.She,and Ryan are the reason I had to get my own little fridge.Anyway one day Bruce and I went to lunch,and I was bitching about her,I can,t eat a lot,I always have leftovers,now this wasn,t all my idea but I did it anyway.After lunch we went shopping,I put my leftovers in the trunk,it was summer here so it was over 100 outside.We made a day of it,I picked him up at 11a.m. and didn,t get home till around 7:30 p.m.,then I put my leftovers from the trunk in the fridge.Ryan and Miss Thing were going to the state fair,of course the dumb bitch helped herself to my lunch.They never made it to the fair,she got real sick,puking and shitting sick,I just stayed in my room and laughed.It didn,t kill her.

it should have

Jeez, I knew a bitch that would drink piss for fun back in the early 80s. She loved bikes and we loved beer so I guess we were a good tag-team. Crazy SM bitch from the East Village named VOID. I think her real name was Aline. Fucker was good for giggles back in the day. She's probably dead now...... God rest a good pig.

Did you ever kiss her?

Not under any circumastances. I smacked her in the jaw many times though. We're talking total degradation here J. My buddy Joey fucked her in a crowded living room once while he was wearing goalie equipment. I don't think he ever kissed her either cause he had a Rangers mask on. She was a good pig.

so you just encouraged further degradation of this woman who obviously had few wits about her.....bright idea eh?

Normally I'm amused by the seedy side of life but this is really sad. You physically and mentally abused someone who obviously has emotional problems. I guess that makes you feel proud? Something that I have learned to be true about life is, WHAT GOES AROUND COMES AROUND. Don't worry you'll get your's.

fucked up thing, has anyone heard of this warhead guy comin around here? it's probably nate or swine, or perhaps someone else having fun with us...thats ok, i'll play along, if that is indeed the case....

Whoever it is they've posted in a couple other threads. Their messages always seem to be "look at me I'm a tough guy" My guess is if it is a real person he probably gets wedgies every day at school and comes here to be "special".

You know, I was going to say something earlier about the recent surge of unknown people posting some repulsive things...but I didn't want to sound xenophobic or anything. Now I don't care. Who are these people, why are they here, and when are they leaving?

That wasn't very nice of me, was it?

No, but it was appropriate none the less.

Geeze J...where were you when the lunchroom bandit kept striking? Kellerman would have loved you.

it's a cycle. the dumbasses come and go around here. but, they always go, and this is the important thing.

And then again...some of them stay. (trying not to look at Waffle) Just kidding.

All I can say is it ain't me.

Well it wasn,t me but I was going to have fun with it till everyone started ripping,kind of thought he might be a skinhead.I use to go out with a pretty fucked up guy(don,t ask me why,it,s been over 20 years and I still can,t figure it out)he told me that his friends used to have pig partys.every guy would try to take the ugliest girl,I can,t remember what the winner got but he got something.I remember thinking how cruel,how humiliating to those girls,that was my first clue that he was a jackass.

Oh yea. That reminds me of "Dogfight", the movie. River Pheonix was in it. Darn, I liked that movie.