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I suppose the squeeky red nose and fluffy ruffles around the collar don't cut it anymore. My ballons are deflated, the honkey horn is laid to rest. The 10-clown volkswagon is being traded in for a Jetta. Bobo is washed up. (sniff) Everyone USED to love a clown. What happened? Faithfully yours, Bobo the (former) Clown |
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http://www.luvthosefeet.com/clowns/ |
love that link though crimson damn people... Bobo, have you considered a similar line of work? Say a magician, or a mime, or a mime magician? |
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get off the unicycle and drop the horn!!!! you are surrounded, i repeat, surrounded, and if you continue to disregard our instructions we will regard you as a hostile being!!!! |
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Most real clowns resent the hell out of it! For you clown fans, a page with lots of clown links: http://bobotheclown.tripod.com/links.html (Is there more than one Bobo?) |
What do you have in your pants? |
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Well, I'm a big fan of overkill, and your's almost impresses me. And, thank you for the interest in the contents of my pants. Trust me, though, there is not much there worth inquiring about. Finally, to me, it does not seem very enlightened or progressive of you to make a sexual identity issue out of an innocuous posting about clowns. What, EXACTLY, is your problem? |
How adorable that you were able to count.Did you use all of your digits? Thats a shame about the contents of your pants,but that might be information best kept to yourself. And there is certainly nothing innocuous about clowns,but clowns that think they are innocuous,annoy the hell out of me.Beep beep |
Which question did you fail to understand? The first question was implied - why did you feel it neccessary to use so many question marks when one would have been sufficient? The second question was self-explanatory, and as of yet, remains unanswered. Your sarcasm needs work. Your counting remark sounded like Pee-Wee Herman material! Your reading skills need improvement, as well. "Innocuous" was a modifier of "posting," not of "clowns." I never implied clowns are innocuous. Just the opposite is true. Clowns are dangerous and demented beings that should be avoided at all costs! About my pants' contents, I was attempting self-deprecating levity. Obviously, you are way too literal for such subtleties. |
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As for clowns again, they scare the hell out of me. |
Had you taken the time to read the thread before you posted,you would have understood the questions.[I'll take a moment here to break this down,so it doesn't go over your head,again.] The original post said "That clowns are scary.They hide things in their pants." My inference was that "you" must be the clown,therefore,I wanted to know what "scary stuff" you had in your pants. Your response was inappropriate and rather tangential.You seem to have interpreted this in a somewhat persecutory manner. As for your self admitted inadequacy,in relation to what you have in your pants,you have my sincerest sympathy,as I think very few would find any humor in a sub-standard penis. On this note,let me be the first to extend a big,warm Sorabji greeting to you. "Fuck you,you ass." |
and Shakes is a classic. but you're still an ass. |
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I guess this means I'm not welcome in your clannish little trailer park, huh? |
i often get banned from chat rooms because some little übermonkey feels like talking shit (i swear, i never start it) and i take it just a little too far and they're left with no recourse but to ban me. i realize that if i wanna be accepted, i should do the obligatory belly-baring to the pack leader but i can't help myself. even though i'm just smiling, all they see are bared teeth. whatever. when you're laboriously sucking your last breaths and that feeling of overwhelming fear and dread flip-flops into absolute sublime serenity, all the years of mooing and oinking and clucking from out behind sorabji's trailer will fade into perfect, inaudible white noise and you will finally know all as the energy that is your essence dissolves into the matrix of potentia that permeates the infinite "to be" in all of it's conjugations. until then: fuck you, you ass. |
listen you: we don't like you. you provide next to nothing to argue against or to admire. your acting, even in writing, is horrible. now shut up and behave or use your brain. you're not the scarecrow. |
I'm intriqued about your getting banned from chat rooms. Tell me, what specifically must one do to get banned? I was kind of digging the unique "fuck you, you ass" mantra - I felt maybe I had achieved some sort of black sheep status in the Sorabji family; until my search engine revealed this to be a common expression at other sites, as well. Alas. |
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But Dave, he's not clever. I don't like clowns Dave, Clowns are scary Dave. |
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you're supposed to feel like the white sheep after that... Im sorry bobby, i just don't think this is going to work out. You appear to have a limit to the literal and that would make your time here a waste. NEXT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
not like i eat that sort of thing. |
no charge. |
that sounds hot. |
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5000 years of glass afghans to knit and crochet amateur astronomy |
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If you just put in "hobbies" into the Out of Print section, it comes up with a much wider and different selection. |
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One time one of the girls was making a reference to "paint it black" by the stones....and I said..."yeah i have that on album...Decembers Children i think it is..." he looks up in his mirror "Oh yeah man.....thats good shit man, when that song came out thats when everything went weird man....i dropped out and went to San Francisco and became a hippie....Yeah man....the Stones Rule!!!!" "yeahhhhh i got almost all of their major releases on record at home..." i swear to god he's Ottoman. my database if offline...cant do nuttin |
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public transit guys are pretty cool when they're not driving. |