http://www.fufme.com/ make sure to check out the terms and conditions of purchasing their products online...

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do you know anyone who has attempted to purchase a fufme?

Oh my gawd!

non sequitur -- some of the most hateful email ever. situation: the guy thinks the woman has some std and has given him a horrible sickness, but he refuses to go see a doctor about it. they've slept together a couple times and the guy has some of her stuff. I am not she. email from him: " hey, look at the bright side. you don't have to worry about getting me anything for christmas. you've given me enough already. " so she writes back, saying that was a shitty thing to say. his reply: " Subject: five little words Date: Thu, 18 Nov 1999 16:04:17 EST leave me alone. go die. ++++++++++++ i got sent home early from work. because you lack willpower you don't feel responsibility for whatever it is that has happened here? you babble about hpv this, hpv that, hpv up your ass and around the corner, and you expect me to know what you really mean? fuck you. i'll return your worthless bag of charms as my schedule permits. "

fuck me as u want