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Threatening to take personal revenge on someone for a flamewar is WRONG!

For the record, Sock Monkey has remained my shordurpersav for over 20 minutes, placing s/he/it into the upper 50 percentile of shordurpersavs I have had. There is a plate of snoball cookies, however, that may end Sock Monkey's term.

Please explain, if it isn't a private joke requiring some ghastly initiation rite, what a shordurpersav is.

shordurpersav = short duration personal savior. The ghastly initiation rite is in the mail. Enjoy!

Oooo - temporary salvation! I bet the Christian church wishes they'd thought of that first. So Sock Monkey can save me for a few days or so, and then I have to go grovelling off to someone else! Now - what's a snoball cookie?

A snoball cookie is a Russian teacake in other places of teh country. We don't have Russian tea rooms but we do have lots of snow -so, snoball cookies. If you are unfamiliar with Russian Teacakes, they are little round cookies covered with powdere suger, and they look like snoballs. We are not talking temporary salvation here - we are talking ETERNAL SALVATION OR TRIPLE YOUR MONEY BACK! PRAISE "BOB"!

ah shit. don't breathe when you eat those things. i personally like those little pecan pies that are about the size of a quarter (US). or a loon (CA).

Snoball cookies sound yummo - do you have a recipe? I'd praise Bob, but I'm still making obeisance to Sock Monkey. I'll get round to Bob eventually. I'm confused - short duration personal saviour, but permanent salvation? I like the idea of temporary salvation - keeps people on their toes. Or knees. Sock Monkey prefers knees. And speaking in tongues. Mmmmph.

From my mom: Russian Tea Cookies (makes 4-5 dozen) 1c. soft butter 1.2c sifted confectioners sugar 1 tsp. vanilla 2 1/4 c. sifted flour 1/4 tsp. salt 3/4 c. finely chopped nuts (walnuts or pecans) Mix butter, sugar and vanilla. Sift together and stir in flour and salt stir in nuts. Chill for 1 hour. Heat oven to 400 degrees F. Form into 1" balls. Place 2' apart on ungreased baking sheet. BAke 10-12 minutes but not until brown (you don't want them to dry out). Roll in powdered sugar while warm - let cool, roll in sugar again. Eat with a warm cup of joe or tea. Wipe sugar off front of shirt. If unbound by social convention, lick hands clean.

Social convention ... sounds vaguely familiar. Thanks for the recipe - I'll make them soon. And eat all of them, by the sounds of it. Followed by an orgy of hand licking.

we call them russian tea cakes, or petites gateaux, or petticoat tails, and my mother-in-law without a blink calls them Nut Balls. someone brought some to the office, big ones twice the normal size, tinted green for xmas. he and i both start work at six a.m., so i just confiscated the entire plate and no one was the wiser when they came in later. labor intensive food, done only for holidays. how could anything not be wonderful when the main ingredients are butter and sugar?

You silly american. Nobody says "loon". Loonie, Loonie, Loonie. Did you ever notice how I like to say things in three's?

i know that, Gee. i was just trying to root out any closet canadians. but you fucked that up for me. actually, i'd forgotten. but i remember now. i've only been to canada once.

Maple Leaf,Gee,and BigKevin,are there any others?

idunno. let's round those up and go from there..

What are you going to do with them? Make them cook you back bacon?

i love bacon. i'll probably start with showing them how to pronounce "about". do canadians pronounce "out" "oot"? i'm going oot for a drive aboot the block.

aye?

I don't know any Canadian's who say "aboot" seriously. When I'm in the states I like to say "aboot" and "oot" and "eh" and other Canadian-isms, because the little americans all think I'm being serious and I laugh at them for being so goofy. Sometimes I take words with an "ooo" sound and say them with a "u" just to screw with their minds. ("What are yoww talking aboot?") I watched a Stephen King mini-series last night (part one) and everyone in it had a funny accent, except the guy from "Wings". Then I watched "Dolorous Claiborne" (sp) and again, same funny accents. Do people from Maine really sound like that? Wisper's Canadian, too.

that's crap. when i first moved here, i had a friend from saskatchewan (or however you spell it) that totally said "aboot". thick thick accent. and he wasn't joking or making it up, that's how he spoke. i don't know what happened to him. i ended up running into him in detroit like 4 years ago. completely random.

you installed the ear-tag and radio collar, right?

I have definitely heard Canadians say Aboot and oot and 'eh?' after lots of stuff. Of course it is only certain people. I'm in Boston and I've only met one guy who talks like the Kennedys in 15 years. Lots more who are very much like the townies in 'Good Will Hunting'. Plenty with very little regionalism. I didn't think the Maine accents in 'Dolores Clayborne' were that on but I've definitely heard some weird yankee accents on some folks there. I had a beau from Minnesota who had what I thought was a very Canadian accent too.

I watched the old version of "the haunting" a few nights ago, and there were some great old massachusetts accents in there. "no one'll heah you. at night. in the dahk." I met a guy from north dakota who had a strong canadian accent. he said "aboot." I hope people in backwoods maine talk the way they do in stephen king novels.

my big question is does everyone in maine drink rolling rock? because that shit's made with corn.

that shit's made with rice, too. but it's not brewed in maine. it's brewed in latrobe, pa. near where little emotionally-constipated trent reznor grew up. trent should've drank more rolling rock when he was a kid. that stuff gives you the beer-shits.

it seems that everyone in steven king books is always kicking it on the porch with a big knife wielding dog, and drinking rolling rock. maybe that's just my preception. there are specific things you can make beer with, and rice and corn just don't make the list.

" a big knife wielding dog "??? damn. i need to get one of those.

i like rolling rock.

hmm.

yeah but i am postitive that after you have one "skunked" rolling rock becasue some ahole left it in direct sunlight or in a hot truck too long, you may not be so fond of it. same goes for heineken and corona

yuck. heineken. beck's is the worst.

Cannabis sativa...some call it the hop's shady relation. Both plants belong to the family Cannabinacea, and hail from Central Asia. Both are dioecious, meaning the species consists of male and female plants with separate sex organs. Both are prized for the sticky secretions of glands on their flowers and leaves, which have narcotic properties. (Lupulin, the active ingredient in hops, won't get you high, but it does have a narcoleptic effect; hop pillows have been used for centuries to treat insomnia.) However, hops are green gold, a billion dollar cash crop, while cannabis is an outlaw, banned in the USA since 1937.

You don't want to admit to knowing that. Antigone WILL email it to your employer. Eventually, you'll flame one of his friends, support Affirmative Action, or make fun of his penis and he'll attack you with everything you've ever posted here. He went after me, he'll go after you.

yuck. beer.

Christ, he might even e-mail my employer that I last smoked pot on October 11th, 1998. Shit, has it been that long?

It's been so long But this is not a sad song, don't get me wrong

"Antigone WILL email it to your employer." this is libel. I smoked pot two nights ago. ya'll know where to find my boss.

Shit, you're right, Nate! But there's a contradiction here. If I e-mail Lucy's employer to bitch about her, then it was a true statement, and therefore not libel. If I don't then it's a false statement and therefore libel. So, who do I call? An Epimenides support group?

But Antigone, did you REALLY email her boss? Even if you cd trace her ISP back to the company she works for/how wd you know who her boss is? Bosses are like roaches -- the place is always crawling with 'em & they just keep multiplying no matter how how you try to exterminate the bastards. And what boss wd care what a stranger says abt one of their employees -- so long as you weren't accusing her of doing something illegal?

I haven't done any e-mailing. Like I said in another thread, a bit of annoyance on my part isn't worth Lucy losing her job. And, about the rest: there's no information that can't be found if you know where and how to look.

Antigone wouldn,t stoop to that,I think he is very honest.Here is my e-mail address,I,m down for you sweetcheeks.

Antigone, is your name really Greg? I find that fascinating. The boy I made out with was named Greg, and at some point I realized he's the first "Greg" I've ever met. Now here's another one!

Yep, I'm really a "Greg." I think that's fascinating too, but I don't quite know why... A long time ago I decided that honesty, as complete as possible, is the best way for me to live. For me, there's two reasons for that: 1) It's the very satisfying and exciting. It's risky, revealing yourself and making yourself vulnerable. I like living dangerously. (in a limited, wimpy sort of way...) 2) I have a good talent for sneakiness, and like any good talent it wants to be expressed. I don't think suppression of one's undesirable personality traits works very well, (they'll just come back stronger than ever) so I try balancing it with an opposite trait.

I can tell you are honest Antigone,one of your best traits.

Last night I went to a small party at someone's home who I've never met before, with my friend Lisa. She really wanted to go (I don't know why) and she didn't want to go alone. I can remember her going stupid places with me when she didn't want to, so I felt obligated to go with her. It was nice and cozy, although most of you would probably think it was lame. I hate parties, in general. I don't do well in group situations. They had a socializing thing going on until a little after midnight and then we watched "Alien" and "Aliens" on TV. I've never seen them before, and I thought they were really great, so that was really a lot of fun for me. Lisa introduced me to her friend who looks like Edward Norton in that nazi movie I forget the name of (only shorter and with hairier arms). I thought he was really sexy when I met him but then he started coming on to me and acting really smooth. He'd laugh at me for saying something "innocent" and tell me how sweet I was (which normally I don't mind, but coming from him it made me feel like an five year old). He was almost condescending. I'm really uncomfterble with boys who act like that. I really like confidence in boys, but this was more than confidence. With boys like this I feel like everything they say (no matter how perfect) and everything they do (no matter how Right) has been said and done hundreds of times before. When it was midnight he asked me if he could kiss me (I'm sorry, as sweet as it may be in the movies, I really don't like to be Asked that, even from boys I Want to kiss me.) and I felt Really uncomfterble. I felt like it would be rude of me to say no, so I said okay and tried to make it quick. then when we went to watch the movies, I made an effort to sit on the other side of the room as him. Anyway, even though Edward Norton made me a little uncomfterble, I really liked just sitting in a dark room with a group of people watching scary movies. Like I said: lame, but fun.

I saw "fight club" again last night. edward norton is really cute.

does anyone know where I can get some good, free imagemap software?

I want to be able to draw my selection areas as polygons, not just rectangles and circles. I've obtained a copy of frontpage 2000, and I know I can do fancy shit with it, but I've seen the code that frontpage 98 generates, and it's really ugly. besides, I don't want to become a microsoft addict. I guess this should be a separate thread. I bet there is lots of information about software on the web. I should take a look around.

try tucows. um... let's see... i think it's http://www.tucows.com and then select your region. they have a whole fuckload of free software there.

Maybe this too http://www.the freesite.com/

i probably shouldn't do this but here's a bunch of free stuff, graphics and otherwise. have fun!

Fuck you all! I STILL drink Bud!