While traveling back to Lousiana from Phoenix,I bought 2 pairs of "Bubba teeth",for my kids,the type that indicate serious inner-breeding,extra teeth,malformed,nasty colored,missing teeth,etc.Alarmingly real looking,well,it wasn't long before T** and I had them in our mouths.She has a friend flying into New Orleans today,and this friend has never been "down South",so she had bought him a "coon skin hat",so she put that on,along with a pair of bubba teeth,and we both grabbed our cell phones,and I dangled a cigarette out of my mouth,[T**s very attractive],and we waited for cars to pass us and try to flirt with the 2 "out of state babes".We'd wait untill they were next to us,and then flirting,and then we'd coyly give them BIG grins.You should have seen their reactions!It was hilarious.The look of horror on their faces!They'd speed away,and we'd try to follow and catch them,I think some of them were probably doing close to 100 mph.![a pack of depends would have come in handy on that trip]
I've never met T**s friend,so I'll wear the teeth,coon sking hat,and I'll also have to drag out my remote control fart machine,for our first meeting.Oh,I just love getting out of state visitors.I'll have to get into my bag of tricks,I think I have some fake snot left over from Halloween.The hairy putty mole is always fun,too.
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