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By Violet and fun on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 06:14 am:
    Wherever Violet is is where fun is. I am Violet and this is where fun is at. It is a correlation, you see (and not a spurious correlation, at that)? Presently I am at home because it is very late and I am bored and sad because no one is talking to me anymore.
    I suppose it's because nobody likes to have fun.
    Bye-
    Love, Violet
By Kelsey on Friday, June 19, 1998 - 06:25 pm:
    can i come to the fun place? i'm sad and lonely and worried right now too, and i have horrible allergies that need to go away. i need the fun place. please?
By Violet the on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 01:54 am:
    Hey Kelsey! You sure can come to the fun place... everyone is welcome; especially nice people like yourself who love to have it- fun, that is.


    So..... how do you like it? I think it's great if I do say so myself.

    Love, Violet
By Kelsey on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 02:04 am:
    where are the noisemakers? i'll go make some cake. you like carrot cake?
By Martin on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 11:13 am:
    <knock, knock>
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 12:00 pm:
    "Who's there?"
By Martin on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 05:34 pm:
    I'm just looking for the fun place. Isn't it around here somewhere?
By PetRock on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 07:34 pm:
    Two doors down, on the left. This is the pun place....people always make that mistake.
By Kelsey on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 02:01 am:
    where is that smell coming from? oh, it's the hot cross bun place! yummy!
By Violet on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 05:22 am:
    Gosh, I am having so much fun and I love cake. Actually pie would be nice... I'm a pie person too.
    Puns are allowed here in the FUN place, but no party poopers who are always trying to spoil all my fun with their plays on words not to mention any names... So just drop all that weighty sarcasm like a ROCK, my oh-so-enthusiatic Pet fan of fun! Oh, and nevermind the... nun.

    Love, Voluptuous Violet and fun
By PunRock on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 06:35 am:
    Is she talking about me???
    I think she's talking about me!
    Hey, Violet! Stop talking about me!

    (Was that an insult? I think it was an insult....*harummmph*)
By Blindswine on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 12:28 pm:
    anyone got a license for this shindig?

    wha?

    no???

    THAT'S IT! EVERYBODY UP AGAINST THE WALL!!!! THIS IS A BUST!!!!

    you should be ashamed of yourselves--
    shammin' around, all hopped-up and bugged-out on hot-cross buns and bad puns.

    and kelsey, i thought you'd know better.
    i'm *so* disappointed.


    goddamn kids.
By Kelsey on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 03:09 pm:
    just don't call my mom.
By VIOLETTA on Thursday, July 2, 1998 - 06:50 am:
    PUNROCK: That was not an insult... nor a reprimand... it was all IN FUN!
    I DO have a license for this place, thank you very much. That was an illegal search and attempted seizure of this fun place by a blind man- er, a blind pig, that is. Blind pigs cannot read the HUGE SIGN ON THE FUN WALL THAT SAYS "LICENSED FOR FUN,FUN.FUN" Don't be poopy or jealous everyone who is not having fun- you can too. YOU CAN'T BEAT ME SO JOIN ME, OKAY?
    We'll play musical chairs.

    VIM AND VIGOR VIOLET
By PhatRock on Thursday, July 2, 1998 - 01:09 pm:
    i used to have vim and vigor but i kept it out too long and it turned into vin et vinegar. bitter nasties....
By Jim aka PajamaBoy on Thursday, July 2, 1998 - 02:19 pm:
    I did it again. I forgot to put on a Depends before reading the posts in Sorabji.

    Damn.

    *still laughing uncontrollably*
By MuP on Thursday, August 13, 1998 - 11:07 pm:
    mup!
By YuP on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 06:49 am:
    yup!
By Kelsey on Friday, August 14, 1998 - 05:33 pm:
    where's violet, anyhow?
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