For better or worse, it was my tripping companion for many a year.

crowley is a rip off. suck eggs, suck seed, suck this. you're better off checking out the original kabbalist scripts. better yet, blow off all the psuedo-spiritualism and just get naked and dance around in the woods for the hell of it. unless, of course, your actually working towards the david koresh factor... (authentication error. you must enter something as your username)

If you want pompous, egotistical blathering in the form of an interesting story, I recommend Gurdjieff's "Beelzebub's Tales to His Grandson" trilogy. You get sci-fi, religion, mega-syllabic nomenclature, and page long sentences from a nutty Armenian who wanted desperately to be the modern day Nasrudin.

Swine, how many times do i have to warn you about the naked in the woods dancing thing? We have our non-urban legends, too.

Looking for an uninhibited woman to practice sex rituals both indoors and out in the open at one with nature... naked ritual dancing around the bonfire at the beach or in the woods at night,swimming naked in the lake or the river,dancing naked in the rain, making love under the full moon,casting love and lust spells,using the naked body as an altar to practise secret sex rites and rituals,exploring the limitless boundries of lust and desire.etc etc.I will teach you the age old secrets of sex magic.come lets get to know each other via email first.

But first you got to find her.

And most Tantric Witch girls are lesbians.

And if your over 30,your fucked,or rather,your not.(keep dreaming)

I have the t-shirt,if you want to borrow it.

Oh god. Both of you...shut the fuck up. Or should I say "May the goddess tell you to shut the fuck up." Or my the goddess bestowe upon thee to eat hot shite.

Now thats just evil.

Sharish,get back to me.

Sharish! Go hook up with VV and go have steamy tantric sex magick bung hole Crowley Sexx.

Christ,help out the baby Jesus,will ya?http://www.liquidgeneration.com/poptoons/burping_jesus.asp

Skooter,admit it,you love me.

V.V. Yes, you're right. I love hyprocritical, judgemental closed minded idiots like you so much. I really love it when said idiots pervert, distort and misinformation others about my spirituality. And can I have some more of your sexist pandering bullshit? I love that also. In closing, to quote Tool. "Why don't you go fuck yourself?"

Skooter,you are wrong on all counts.I admit i am not the best in the world at expressing my feelings in a way that most of you would understand.In the course of time,you will see more facets of my persona,and its a lot nicer than you may think at this moment in time.I cant give you all my life history in one posting,but as a start,I have met many people in my life,rich,poor and insane.So far ive talked three people out of suicide,and about two years back (allmost)saved the life of a heart attack victim,if i am misunderstood i cant blame you,only my own lack of understanding.

get a room, lovebirds.

Dave! long time,no post.I thought you were still in orbit around Jupiter.I take it you found the w.d.40 for them darn critter pod bay doors then?...and how is Hal? still shut down?

Bring out the steel cage so we can have a wizard fight Mark Thomas. Just like in Harry Potter! V.V. I've tried extending an olive branch before to you, but you always end up hitting yourself with it. Comments like the one about how tantric users are all lesbians are what I'm talking about. Anyways, I hope you know it's all in good fun. Don't take any of this too, too personally. I don't want to be making a popett and sticking pins in it to curse you now do I? "Do what thou wilt shall be the whole of the law..." I guess that entitles you to be a silly git then.

Did the guy with the heart attack die then? You said you almost saved him? Does that mean you didn't save him?

Skooter,...I saw a crowd of school kids and adults standing around a well dressed old gentleman who had collapsed to the side walk,he was flat on his back and blacked out,his breathing was...wrong,a sort of rasping,gurgling sound,like his heart was dead yet his lungs were still trying to work.I looked up at the group of dumb struck bystanders and suggested it might a good idea to call an ambulance,then i pinched the guys nose shut and did the mouth to mouth resusitation to no effect,then...i see a damp patch of urine spreading across his pants and knew it was all over...