massive earthquakes worldwide 200+ mile wide hurricane sideswiping florida accelerating violence and increased disrespect for life ramant commercialism and consumerism whaddaya think? personally, I think we blew it when we left off from the hunter/gatherer stage

we ought to try to anchor the continental plates.

nobody fucks with the tectonic plates till i see california slide into the ocean. then we'll just super glue 'em together and take to the trees.

The end times began last year when Vince Neil got back with Motley Crue.

cali ain't slidin into the ocean.........in 2000 years they expect LA and SF to be neighbors.....the plates are shifting upward along the coast. LAst year the San Fernando Valley here in LA has risen 6" in the last 10 years, and the land btwn downtown and pasadena is slowly crunching together.....they say by the next millenium there will be another mtn range there..... so there....now you know depsite the classic YB song...."we'll sink with california...when it falls into the sea"

Or the whole Tool song "Aenema": "I've got one suggestion for you -- learn to swim" etc. Or the Firewater song "So Long Superman": "I'll light a candle for ya / say a prayer when California falls into the sea" etc.

I got this from that same joke list,kinda scarey http://www.theom atics.com

Somewhere on this very site is a link to a web page that claims that "the mark of the beast" (mentioned in the Book of Revelation) is actually a bar code and a microchip implanted in people's foreheads and right hands. Now the real scary part. I have a very good friend who's a charismatic Catholic. I told her about that web page, laughing of course, and she very seriously told me that that indeed is going to happen. I almost ordered her out of my sight. Come ON. Sheep.

Doesn,t anyone ever listen to me,I know I,ve posted that twice at least,their doing it to dogs in case they get lost,then it will be our kids,same reason and fear of kidnapping,then somehow Big Bro will force it on us.Fuck the man!!

i just viewed this moving pohot essay on the former Yugoslavia.....i highly recommend it http://www.photoarts.com/haviv/bosnia/test.html

36 is a mystical number. 3+6, 9, the number of GOD. 3*6, or 666, the number of the beast. 3 - the trinity 6 - man. 3+6, just you and the trinity is the way to salvation. a personal relationship with the divine based purely on your experience. 3*6, the trinity over many people, organized religion. the path to the beast.

if man is 5 then devil is 6 the devil is 6 and the devil is 6 ....THEN GOD IS 7 THEN GOD IS 7

black francis had it wrong, though. man is 6. god is 9.

So if man( being 6 ) loves god( being 9 ) and wants to be at one with god, would that be a... 69! you had to see this coming, folks.

no...really i didn't but i want to thank you for making sorabji so ironic......your input has been noted.....

I saw it,just couldn,t think of anything clever,I bought this statue of a Mayan or Incan couple doing that very thing,Score I said to myself when I found it got it home and on further inspection,it was two men.I gave it to Bruce for his B-day,he loves it.I saw this one too,if man is 6,and God is 9,going on the 69 theory,God is a woman.

Thanks for the (odd-placed) link to the Yugo photo essay, W-boy. Brought back a bunch of memories and feelings. Saw some places that I recognized in my adopted home town.

were you there during the fighting or after UN intervention. I am the first to admit i don't know as much about the Bosnian/Coration conflict as I do about the Kosovo conflict. But i suppose you have some great stories

i've got the beast right here in my pants. the end of the world wont come about because of any biblical hocus pocus. the shit will hit the fan cuz of the quarter of a trillion pounds of human flesh weighing down the earth, sucking up the resources, fucking up the ecosystem, and acting like one big cosmic asshole shitting all over the god damn place. anyway, that's my theory. wha? whaddayamean what am *i* doing about it?? i'm going back to sleep.

I,m hoping R.C. doesn,t live off the coast of Florida.If she does I hope she gets her ass out of there.

Wait, Waffles, where'd you get that clip on god is 7? I know I've heard it before.... some song, I'm onto you buddy.

The Pixies, baby, the Pixies. "Monkey Gone to Heaven."

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dar. From: Barbara Lockwood <blockwood@chssd.org> To: "'nate'" <nate@sorabji.com> Subject: RE: who are you? Date: Tue, 14 Sep 1999 14:05:19 -0500 Organization: chs X-Mailer: Microsoft Internet E-mail/MAPI - 8.0.0.4211 Encoding: 18 TEXT X-RCPT-TO: <nate@sorabji.com> X-UIDL: 30318 Status: U -----Original Message----- From: nate [SMTP:nate@sorabji.com] Sent: Monday, September 13, 1999 6:40 PM To: blockwood@chssd.org Subject: who are you? I thought you had figured that out by now.  I have been described as interesting and beyond description - both avoidant descriptors - beware! Back to reality.  I have spoken with Janet and will speak with Roscha when she gets back on Thursday about scheduling their classrooms for the 21st for computer training.  I will get back with you as I know more.  Will this happen in the future again???  We may have to consider before and after school times or on Wednesday afternoons from noon on. I printed fine to Lavina's printer.  Thank you!! --- >Back to reality.  I have spoken with Janet and will speak with Roscha when >she gets back on Thursday about scheduling their classrooms for the 21st >for computer training.  I will get back with you as I know more.  Will this >happen in the future again???  We may have to consider before and after >school times or on Wednesday afternoons from noon on. I think that developing a stronger, more consistant usage schedule would be of benefit to all.  As it is now, there is too much slack which will result in increased "stepping on toes" as the year progresses (and overall usages increase.) In other news, I've been invited to dinner at the Senator's Saturday. Apparently Mr. and Mrs. Radcliffe, the Stevensons and Rudolf Riechnemach (sp?) will be in attendance.  It will be a great opportunity to talk about  the Movement.  I am eager to see how things pan out in the coming years.  We are at the start of something great! Hopefully Rudolf will be able to give us some more details about his work in Asia Minor, specifically the usage of HARP targeting in Turkey and Greece.  Can you believe the success of that operation?  I can't.  I am consistantly in awe of how technology has grown in parallel with our needs, and the needs of the Movement. Well, work beckons. Nate

Make sure you check out www.redmeat.com before Armageddon comes.

"Oh no....its getting too spooky I'm getting the spinal cord and brain a male with female laughter they have this script he just dropped it like that they always start hissing it's all part of the game of war infants pay the price female laughter out of the Times Starlet Weld Tuesday what?" ws burroughs The Ticket That Exploded I have heard his tape cut ups before, but I have never read them in print...I just started it today and it's going to be a long book for sure.........

Sounds just about as understandable as Ulysses...

Have you read "A Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man"?

"Gravity's Rainbow"?

"Fox in Socks"?

yes, no , no.....i read it in high school...it's been a while....so don't quiz me on anything

It's one of my favorites. I last read it 2 years ago, so don't quiz me either. I'm currently reading Par Lagerkvist's "The Dwarf," which a bunch of people around here recommended. I'm half-way through, and I like it a lot. It reminds me of a short story by Stephen Millhauser whose title I can't remember.

re: Endtimes: further evidence -- the elimination of both the teaching of evolution in Kansas and the integration of schools in North Carolina. What's that line..."things fall apart, the center cannot hold, mere anarchy is loosed upon the world"? I'll say. Things are getting crazy around here.

Know Ye well the signs of the end times! the moon shall be discovered to be a giant orbiting SKULL of a creature that once threatened Earth - this has come to pass, why do you think they rubbed out Carl Sagan and Eugene Shoemaker? Politicians will start telling the truth, "God" will finally take out pat Robertson, Smiley Face Buttons everywhere will begin to cry tears of BLOOD! Know ye Well the signs of the End Times! The latest hit sitcoms will show ugly people with boring jobs sitting on a couch watching the Home shopping Network! King Kong shall rise up out of the ocean and endorse Alex Chiu's live forever program! The Obituaries and the Funny pages will merge into one media entity that takes up the entire paper, except for the crossword, which shall predict the future! Know ye well the signs of the End times! People will spend more time writing to complete strangers on the "internet" than they do talking to real live people, unaware that their messages are being sent to GREEN ENERGY DEMONS! Sylvestre Stallone will be elected president! Bill Gates will have his mind transplanted into Fabio's body and reveal his screaming queen nature! KNOW YE WELL THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES! SAUCERS SAUCERS SAUCERS SAUCERS AS COMMON AS STARLINGS AND NO ONE WILL GIVE A SHIT. White Males will give themselves horrifying disfigurements so they can be a minority too! A crazed Joke religion based from inside the WWW shall oust Catholicism and the Taliban as the ONE TRUE TERROR CULT and everyone will want to join! Know Ye well the Signs Of ThE End TImes! The only media source worth trusting anymore will be the World Weekly News! The latest Teen craze is standing on hilltops at midnight, mouths gaping, waiting for the face-fucking bats to emerge from the cave! Sure, the barbs hurt like hell when you rip the thing off your head, and that poison STINGS, but damn does the antidote pudding get you HIGH! Rush Limbaugh assassinates Bob Geldof, then succumbs to spontaneous human combustion! Know YE Well The Signs of the end Times! None of the signs of the end times will be reported in any media source! MTV will become the One World Government, with Jesse Camp as acting World Overlord! Supersonic Nazi Aluminum Hell-Creatures from Inside the Hollwo Earth win Superbowl 38! KNOW YE WELL THE SIGNS OF THE END TIMES!

I still say it's Vince Neil.

i think it's a combination of vince neil and the 750 billion pounds of ass.

If they are different things.

3 is really 4

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