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By semillama on Sunday, August 6, 2000 - 01:23 pm:

    Mike's Message

    July 19, 2000

    Bush and Gore Make Me Wanna Ralph

    A Letter from Michael Moore to the Non-Voters of America

    Dear friends,

    DISCLAIMER: If you are planning to vote for Al Gore in November, good for you. Don't let what I'm about to say change your mind because I've been told by all the experts that if you do change your mind based on what I'm about to say, George W. Bush might win the election and I certainly couldn't live with myself if that connoisseur of pharmaceuticals (the kind you snort up your nose or the kind you inject on death row) won, in part, because of a letter I spit out over the Internet.

    So let's review -- you like Gore, you vote for Gore. He's a decent guy. I met him last year at some benefit, he came up to me, big hug -- whoa, this veep is no stiff, I thought -- and thanked me for this and that. He even quoted lines from "The Awful Truth" - whoa, scary, I thought, what's he doing watching cable channels above 40 on the box...not much to do on this veep gig, eh?

    I told him I admired what he did when he came home to America as a Vietnam Vet and spoke out against the war. That took a lot of courage, I said (his dad lost his Senate seat for being an early opponent of the war).

    So, if Al Gore is your man, go for it. In fact, I insist on it, even if you are just throwing your vote away.

    What I am about to say, though, is not intended for any Al Gore (or George W.) voters. If you are one, please click off now.

    To Whom It May Concern:

    I address this letter to the largest political party in the United States - the 55% of you in the voting public who are so disillusioned with politics and politicians, so sick and tired of all the broken promises, so disgusted with all the b.s. that you have absolutely no intention of voting in November.

    You know who you are.

    AND YOU ARE THE MAJORITY!

    You rule. You are the Non-Voters, all 100 million of you!

    Until now, you have been the subject of scorn and ridicule. You've been called apathetic, lazy, ignorant. Your actions have been viewed as unAmerican (I mean, what kind of citizen in the World's Greatest Democracy would not exercise his or her most important and cherished right - the right to freely choose your leader!).

    Well, may I be the first to tell you that, not only are you NOT stupid and apathetic, I believe you are smarter than all the rest of us combined. YOU figured it out. YOU uncovered the scam. And YOU had the guts to no longer participate in a lie. Way to go! In 1996, you helped set the all-time American record for lowest turnout ever at a presidential election.

    The reason you, the majority, no longer vote in America is because you, the majority, realize there is no real choice on the ballot. The "two" parties both do the bidding of the wealthy and agree with each other on 90% of the issues. They take 90% of their money from people who make over a hundred-grand a year, and then enact over 90% of the laws those contributors want passed.

    On the ballot this November, you already know there is no contest. The independent Cook Political Report in D.C. last week announced that, out of 435 House seats up for election in November, there are only 47 seats where there is a "true race" between opponents - and, of those, only 14 seats have a race that is even "close" between the two candidates. 14 out of 435!

    "Ninety-seven to ninety-nine percent of incumbents running for re-election will be returned to Congress in November," according to the Cook Report.

    The Non-Voters already understand this. And they are not going to waste one iota of their day on November 7 driving to some smelly elementary school gymnasium to participate in a Soviet-style election with no friggin' choice on the ballot.

    So, to you brave voter-resisters, I say congratulations on your act of civic disobedience! I joined you this primary season and refused to go along with this charade of "choice." Nearly 80% of those of us of voting age - over 160 million Americans - staged a sit-in on our living room couches during this year's primaries. THAT is the great untold story of this election year. How much longer will the punditocracy be able to get away with dismissing this massive no-show as "a sign Americans are content with the booming economy?"

    Now that we have made our presence known (you all don't mind me speaking for us, do you? Good. In fact, I'll just assume the currently-vacant mantle of this majority party and serve as your leader until you say otherwise...), it is time to find a way that says, loudly and clearly, just how mad as hell we are and how we are not going to take it anymore. We need to find a way where our vote screams "None of the Above!" A chance to act, like that Chinese guy in Tieneman Square, standing in front of a moving tank and stopping it in its path.

    In November, we should find a way to follow in the footsteps of those intelligent Minnesotans who, even thought they could care less about professional wrestling (and even less, I'm sure, for Jesse "The Body"), proved to the world that they not only have a sense of humor, but they know how to stick it to the whole bloody system. Think of just how high their level of anger must have been against the One-Party-With-Two-Heads monopoly! I mean, state government is no joke - somebody's gotta build the roads, run the schools, catch the criminals. You don't want to turn the asylum over to the chief lunatic but, damn it, that's what the people of Minnesota did - just to send a message! Wow. That took some guts.

    So, for those of you who weren't going to vote anyway, well...what if you actually did? What if you drove down to that stinky gym where the little shell game behind the pretend curtains is taking place ("Pay no attention to the voters behind the curtains!"), walk in, sign in, take the ballot they hand you, and toss yourselves inside the booth like a political molotov cocktail.

    Boom!

    "You wanna tell me there's a choice here between two guys who both support NAFTA, WTO, the death penalty, the Cuban embargo, increased Pentagon spending, sleazy HMOs, greedy hospital chains, 250 million guns in our homes, more bombing of Iraq, the rich getting richer and the rest of us declaring bankruptcy?"

    Boom!

    Not me.

    Boom!

    I'm voting for Ralph Nader.

    KAAAABOOM!

    Friends, we are losing our democratic control over our country. We may have already lost it. I hope not. But in the last 20 years of the Reagan administration, Corporate America has merged and morphed itself to such an extent that just a handful of companies now call all the shots. They own Congress. They own us. In order to work for them, we have to take urine tests and lie detectors and wear bar codes on chains around our necks. In order to keep our jobs we have had to give up decent health care, the 8-hour day (and time with our kids), the security that we'll even have a job next year, and any unwillingness we may have to compete with a 14-year old Indonesian girl who gets a dollar a day.

    And how frightening (and great) is it that the last place we can freely try to inform and communicate with each other is on this very Web? Six companies run by six men control the majority of the news we now get from newspapers, television, radio and the Internet. One out of every two books is bought at a bookstore owned by one of only two companies. Is it safe in a "free society" to have the sources of our information and mass communication in the hands of just a few wealthy men who have a VESTED interest in keeping us as stupid as possible - or at least in keeping us thinking like them so that we vote for THEIR candidates?

    I fear the cement on this new oligarchy of power is quickly drying, and when it is finished hardening, we are finished. The democracy, the one that's supposed to be of, by, and for the people, will cease to exist.

    We must not let this happen, no matter how cynical and disgusted we've become at the whole electoral process.

    Ralph Nader, to me, represents a chance for us to at least temporarily stop the cement from drying. We need him in there kicking things up, stirring the pot and forcing a real debate about the issues. Whether it's Ralph as Candidate or Ralph as President, he may represent our last hope to get our country back from the clutches of the powerful few.

    I am not writing these words lightly. I am hoping to sound a siren and rally the majority who, for good reason, have given up - but might just have it in them to find the will for one last fight against the bastards.

    Can Ralph win? Well, stranger things have happened in the past decade. C'mon, think about it, not a single one of us ever thought we'd see the Berlin Wall come down or Nelson Mandela as President of South Africa. After those two things happened, I joined a new school of thought that said ANYTHING was possible. Jesse Ventura started with 3% in the polls and won. Ross Perot in '92 started with 6% and, after proving to everyone that he was certifiably insane, still got nearly 20% of the vote.

    Ralph already has between 7% and 10% in the polls - before he's done any serious campaigning. He's gone from 3% to 8% in my home state of Michigan. These are amazing numbers and the pundits and lobbyists and Republicrats are running scared. Hey, you like to watch scared Republicrats running? Tell a pollster you're voting for Ralph.

    Now, look, before you all send me a lot of mail about how weird Ralph is 'cause he doesn't own a car or is a "sell-out" 'cause he's got a few million dollars, let me say this: I used to work out of his office, and Ralph is definitely one of a kind. In a future letter I will write of those experiences but, for now, let's just agree that Ralph is at least half as crazy as Jesse Ventura - and about a hundred times as smart. I'd say he's also saved about a million or so lives, thanks to the consumer and environmental legislation he has devoted his life to.

    And between Gore, Bush, and himself, he's the only person running who would guarantee universal health care for all, the only candidate who would raise the minimum wage to a decent level, the only one who would get up each morning asking himself the question, "What can I do today to serve all the people of this country?"

    The list goes on and on. You can read more about what Ralph stands for by going to his website (http://www.votenader.org). You'll agree, I'm sure, there's lots of common sense there, regardless of what political stripe you are.

    But remember. If you are even THINKING of voting for Al Gore, vote for Al Gore. Ralph Nader does not need a single Gore vote. There are a hundred million of us out there who are uncommitted and currently not voting. Right now, Gore and Bush are each hoping to win by getting only 40 million votes.

    If you are in the Non-Voting majority and want to let 'em all have it, if you want to get our country back in our hands...well, if even half of you show up and vote November 7 then you won't be held responsible for Bush winning the White House.

    In fact, you won't be held responsible for putting Gore in the White House, either.

    Rather, you will have made history by putting a true American hero at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue.

    And you will have given every company, every boss who's done ya wrong, the worst nightmare of their lives.

    November 7. Payback Time.

    The revenge of the Non-Voters!

    So sayeth their unappointed leader, yours truly,

    Michael Moore mmflint@aol.com http://www.theawfultruth.com
    http://www.michaelmoore.com

    PS. Come to think of it, Democrats should be on their knees thanking Ralph for running. Rather than taking votes from Gore, Ralph's going to be the one responsible for turning the House back over to the Democrats.

    When millions of these Non-Voters enter that booth to vote for Ralph, and they come across their local race for Congress, they will find no Green Party candidate in most of the 435 Congressional districts. So who do you think Ralph's army of Non-Voters will plunk down for Congress? The Republican? I don't think so.

    The Democrats are only six seats short of regaining control of the House. Ralph Nader will be the reason the Democrats get the House back for the first time since Newt's Contract on America in 1994.

    Democrats should send their checks to Nader 2000, P.O. Box 18002, Washington, DC 20035.

    (Or, better yet, let's try to elect enough Greens to Congress -- a dozen or so -- and they'll hold the deciding votes because neither the Democrats nor the Republicans will have the majority. It'll be a friggin' Knesset!)

    PPS. If you're still worried this letter might convince a weak-kneed Gore voter to flip over to Nader - and thus lead to President George W. stacking the Supreme Court to make abortion illegal, well, it's all a bunch of hooey. Please read my latest grassroots.com column entitled, "I Ain't Fallin for That One Again" at: http://www.michaelmoore.com/aint.html

    PLEASE PASS THIS LETTER ON TO YOUR FRIENDS AND FAMILY. PERMISSION IS GRANTED TO REPRINT ANYWHERE.


By dave. on Sunday, August 6, 2000 - 02:51 pm:

    our company leases space from the dept. of ecology. at work, i am surrounded by naderites. they are insufferably arrogant, holier-than-thou buttinskis. at the same time, they're nothing more than a cliqué, like any other cliqué. they have their fashion rules, their common interests and their general disdain for those who aren't in lock-step with them. nader's as much of an elitist pig as any of the rest of them and will be as destructive as any of them.


By Sirr Purr on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 05:48 am:

    I can't remember if it was the party of Green or the party of Reform, but I once saw a meeting of the leadership on C-Span. Tensions boiled as a couple of members voiced their no confidence opinions about said leadership. The meeting turned into a shouting match, and suddenly became interesting. Pretenders to the Republicrat throne.


By Bell_jar on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 08:37 am:

    i have a bumper sticker that says, "Al and George W. make me Ralph." It made me laugh.

    George W. scares me, and so does Al for that matter. Scary scary stuff.


By Zephyr on Monday, August 7, 2000 - 05:09 pm:

    I need some of those bumper stickers.

    Where'd you get it?


By cyst on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 01:58 am:

    I voted for nader last time. it didn't improve my life any.


By semillama on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 08:36 am:

    So? Think voting for Dole or Clinton would've?

    Voting is incremental, not epiphanial.

    Nader an Elitist? By that definition, everyone is an elitist, which renders the statement meaningless.


By Bell_jar on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 09:32 am:

    damn it zephyr. i'll send you the email address of someone that can get you one.

    the one bad thing about having the sticker is that everyone and their brother stops me and asks me. being a nice girl, i always take down their email address and send them the needed information.

    a week ago a lady cornered me at the movie theatre.

    in truth, i don't mind so much zephyr, at least for you, because you're a funny little fellow.

    what is your email address anyway?


By Zephyr on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 09:48 am:


By dave. on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 07:25 pm:

    definitely an elitist.

    i cussed at a magistrate today. now, i have to go to court. all because of a retarded meter maid and a bogus parking ticket.

    magistrates don't like it when you say the words "bullshit" and "pissed off" or when you say "you know i'm right".

    seattle is pathetic.


By semillama on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 07:33 pm:

    What authority figure does?

    You know I'm right.


By dave. on Tuesday, August 8, 2000 - 08:03 pm:

    heh. this is the same dweeb i've been seeing for 15 years now. i try to get a hearing on as many tickets as i can or have time for. i figure they should earn my money. this parking ticket sucks. i actually went driving around looking for the meter maid after i saw that ticket and there was still 10 minutes left on the meter. i was gonna come unglued on him/her. never caught up. shit, i'm getting all worked up again just thinking about it.


By Mike on Tuesday, November 4, 2003 - 11:45 am:

    41 year old active duty military democrat seeks political representation.


By wisper on Tuesday, November 4, 2003 - 12:24 pm:

    Then you've come to the right place, my friend.

    Vote J in 2004!


By c on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 12:56 am:

    Part I

    I received a parking citation from Officer P on 2/27/2004 at 7:57 p.m. The listed violation was for parking in a restricted parking zone at location 2200 X Ave. E. West Side. The comments say “No parking 6pm-12am except by zone 8 permit. Permit not visible. ”

    However, the west side of the street is not a no-parking zone 6pm-12am. The east side of the street is restricted in this way, but the west side is not. The officer mistakenly ticketed cars on the wrong side of the street.

    I took a photograph that clearly shows the parking restriction sign in front of 2200 X Ave. E. There is not a red no-parking sign (6pm-12am) here, as there is on the east side of the street.

    Part II

    yesterday I found out a coworker of mine parked in front of her house and got a ticket and she had to go to the same justice center at the same date and time as I did this morning.

    we walked down there together. she told me her car did not completely fit in her driveway and she had been blocking the sidewalk. she said she was going to explain to the magistrate that she needed to carry groceries into the house and didn't stay there long.

    she got called first. a kind-looking, fit, nicely dressed asian man smiled at her and showed her to his office.

    I got called second. a blowsy old white woman grunted at me to follow her to her office.

    I explained the parking signs on the street and showed her the picture of the parking sign right in front of the house referenced in the ticket. for a while, she acted like she didn't understand the concept of how there could be a different parking restriction on one side of the street from the other. (FUCKING DUH.)

    she said she could reduce my fine from $44 to $18. she gave no explanation as to how she came up with this figure.

    "or," she said, "you could go to court. maybe the judge will see things your way. but if not, you will have to pay the whole fine."

    what the fuck? I totally felt like she was trying to scare me into paying this fine for an infraction I did not commit.

    I asked if the city had any records about what its parking restrictions are. someone could simply look up what the officer had written on my ticket and verify that he had been in error.

    she laughed at me and said no.

    so I said, ok, then I want to go to court.

    she said, "you should bring more pictures."

    so I go back out to the waiting room and talk to my coworker. she said she explained about the groceries and the magistrate had reduced her ticket to the amount of money it cost to write: $8.


By dave. on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:41 am:

    i think i wrote about this before but i got a fucking bullshit ticket out in front of the taco del mar on lower queen anne. i challenged it and LOST. my word against theirs, they sided with themselves.

    the worst thing about it was the guy before me, a cabbie, brought his lawyer to dispute a citation for turning left on 45th and university way. that's a clear no-no. never in my memory was that legal. his lawyer mumbled some arcane mumbo-jumbo and IT WAS DISMISSED!!

    i was guilty when i wasn't. he wasn't when he was. it was another moment when the universe proved its intelligence by not bestowing omnipotence from me because i'd have erased it all.


By dave. on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 01:42 am:

    "bestowing omnipotence from me"



    on me


By J on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 02:13 am:

    Once I got a speeding ticket when we lived at Stewart Mountain Dam,I was going to Mesa Community college and I had Amee in the car with me cause she went to pre-school on campus with me. the cop was a real asshole,he said I was doing 45 in a 35 mph zone.I told him the speed limit was 45 mph but the putz gave me a ticket anyway.I was too afraid to even tell my husband as I had a bad driving record,so when I went to court I was sooo happy that they dismissed it,cause I was right.As soon as I got there they told me it was dismissed,I didn't even have to see a judge.That was one of the FEW times J got lucky.


By J on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 02:14 am:

    Once I got a speeding ticket when we lived at Stewart Mountain Dam,I was going to Mesa Community college and I had Amee in the car with me cause she went to pre-school on campus with me. the cop was a real asshole,he said I was doing 45 in a 35 mph zone.I told him the speed limit was 45 mph but the putz gave me a ticket anyway.I was too afraid to even tell my husband as I had a bad driving record,so when I went to court I was sooo happy that they dismissed it,cause I was right.As soon as I got there they told me it was dismissed,I didn't even have to see a judge.That was one of the FEW times J got lucky.


By J on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 02:14 am:

    OOPs! Sorry


By c on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 02:47 am:

    I was thinking about asking a lawyer friend to represent me. but my (emotionally) closest friend who has passed the washington bar lives/works in tacoma/olympia, making her the geographically farthest.

    if I had an unemployed lawyer friend, I might ask.

    I definitely got the feeling today that the law is kinder to you if you to admit guilt and repent than if you contest the infraction.


By dave. on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 03:39 am:

    law is corrupt. justice in the us legal system is an accident.

    i'm trying real hard to end reality with my mind. yeah, off to bed.


By kazu on Thursday, March 25, 2004 - 07:30 am:

    "justice in the us legal system is an accident"


    or a mistake, depending on whose side you're on.


By TBone on Friday, March 26, 2004 - 07:15 pm:

    I've often wondered if being ill-tempered is a job requirement for working for the city, or if the job just does that to them.
    .
    Whenever I've gone it to contest a ticket or register a car, or whatever, the women behind the counter (they're always women) are just horrible. I go in as prepared as I can possibly be, I try to be nice and succinct and all that, and I still leave feeling like I must have done something to piss them off.
    .
    .
    With one exception. I got pulled over in a school zone. Only a warning, but I couldn't find an up-to-date insurance card. Dang, but the no-insurance ticket is an expensive one. This was back in High School, so I went home and told my dad about it. Turns out he forgot to give me the latest insurance card.
    .
    So he decides to come with me on the court date. We both dress nice with ties and everything and walk downtown first thing in the morning. I'm nervous, expecting a court scene out of The Wall, and I think he was kinda nervous too. We get there and go up to the counter to see what we're supposed to do, and she asks to see the ticket and the insurance card. I give them to her, and she starts using her collection of rubber stamps on all kinds of paperwork... and then she smiles and tells us we're done. We were left downtown in our snaz clothes with time to kill -- surprised and a little emberassed. Nobody told me I'd just have to show that I really did have insurance and the clerk could waive the ticket.
    .
    So we had breakfast downtown and laughed about it before going to work and school.


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