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or sumthin' Or you're sick of me... Or both! Yee haw! |
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Executive order,Executive order, rah, rah, rah! Way better than Reagan. |
I love these laws and orders he is signing in his last days. That one protecting the national forests really made me smile. I also like the fact that his Mid-East peace deal expires Jan 20th. Bush Sr. left Clinton that little shindig (aka bloodbath) in Somalia...i think the fish and the smart ass remarks are due. |
*** A tourist walked into a curio shop in San Francisco. Looking around at the exotica, he noticed a very lifelike, life-sized bronze statue of a rat. It had no price tag, but was so striking he decided he must have it. He took it to the owner and said, "How much for the bronze rat?" "Twelve dollars for the rat, one hundred dollars for the story," said the owner. The tourist gave the man twelve dollars. "I'll just take the rat; you can keep the story." As he walked down the street carrying his bronze rat, the tourist noticed that a few real rats had crawled out of the alleys and sewers and were following him down the street. This was disconcerting, so he started walking faster. Within a couple of blocks, the herd of rats behind him had grown to hundreds, and they began squealing. He began to trot toward the Bay, looking around to see that the rats now numbered in the MILLIONS, and were squealing and coming toward him faster and faster. Concerned, even scared, he ran to the edge of the Bay and threw the bronze rat as far out into the Bay as he could. Amazingly, the millions of rats all jumped into the Bay after it and were all drowned. The man walked back to the curio shop. "Ah ha," said the owner, "you have come back for the story?" "No," said the man, "I came back to see if you have a bronze Republican." |
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