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By patrick on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 03:41 pm:

    So I hop on the bus. Just we pull away, we creep up to the next intersection, only to be stopped and see that in the other direction, a high school student was hit by a car and his leg was twisted up like spaghetti.

    i look to the doe-eyed teens on my bus and ask who has a cell phone. the does all look blank. "Who has a fucking cell phone?" Finally someone pulls it out and i say "call 911 now" She does.

    seeing that boy there...in pain...watching him slip into shock...his leg his leg!!!!

    the poor wounded animal and the gawking idiots standing around him.

    I regret not jumping out and helping him....at least taking his hand and trying to talk him out of shock. But i think i saw the school police officer arrive the next moment.

    good morning asshole!!!!

By Hal on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

    Holy Mother of Fuck...

    That is some hard core badness.

By Spunkrat on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 04:36 pm:

    Jesus Christ. Any word on his condition?

By moonit on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:14 pm:

    We recently had a bus plow thru a bus shelter here. The bus driver didn't realise anyone was in the shelter (hello it was raining) and he injured two girls.

By patrick on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:33 pm:

    i have no way of knowing spunky. considering its a residential street next to a highschool...the car couldnt have been going that fast. so other than cuts and bruises and a fucked up leg, he should be fine.

By Hal on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 05:35 pm:

    I hope so... Man that sucks.

By Dougie on Thursday, June 14, 2001 - 06:49 pm:

    "Spunky" -- I like that. Much better than Spunkrat or Trace. Keep it, Spunky.

By patrick on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:17 am:

    no...don't listen to him. keep the Spunkrat, name.

    Spunky is too easy. And there is no real derivative of Spunky...other than ..Spu or perhaps Unk...both of which are lame. So keep the spunkrat name and we'll use "spunky" or "jizzmonkey" or something like that when being smartasses.

By patrick on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:19 am:

    oh and uh.


    Good morning asshole.

    The sun beat really hard on my face at the bus stop this morning. A blazing palms pressed against my cheek.

    Good morning asshole.

By Dougie on Friday, June 15, 2001 - 11:29 am:

    Spunky's a big boy. He can make up his own mind as to his screenname. I'm sure he'll make the right decision and choose Spunky.

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