| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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Sometime around 2:00 am this morning, I was sitting at my computer just hanging out playing games when I was swarmed by thousands of tiny flying insects, gnats I think but they could be something else. THERE WERE LOTS OF THEM. Annoying bastards hit hard to, one minute I'm sitting there all peacefull like then I can't see my monitor, they came on hard. First step amid the fury was to shut down and cover my computer so that they couldn't get inside my case, second step to get to the window and shut the fan off because I think that my anti-squirrel fan was their means of entry. But the just kept coming. So out came the fan, the windows were closed, and all the lights were off. I then opened my door and turned on the hall light, the little bastards swarmed out into the hallway, and darkness resumed because they almost blocked off all light from the 75 watt bulb in the hallway light socket. Back into my room to vacume my bed in the dark because I know the fan had to have killed a good few hundred and spread them like a layer of dust upon my sleeping quarters, upon opening the curtins I see them still swarming at my window. I slept in a 105 degree room last night because i couldn't open the window, or my bedroom door either. I think the squirrels planned this, and they knew that I would solve the problem of the swarm one way or another. They also were affective in removing the fan from my window, which has been a curse upon them since I put it in. They are getting methodical now, planning each of their moves with care and precision. I only wonder what grevious sin I commited against the "Squirrel Yakuza" to deserve such agression. |
I mean a normal house cat wouldn't be able to deal with these fuckers I need a BIG kitty. So when I sleep, I'm watched over by a big kitty that only awaits sweet squirrel meat. |
i definately wouldn't have sex with bob saget if he were wearing a squirrel suit. |
The squirrel can't help it. |
but no, don't fuck him. He lacks the grace and poise of the Ninja. |
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hal, it sounds like you need a phone call. but not from bob saget. that would be weird. have you ever tried negotating with the squirrels? |
i hate squirrels, but i love bob saget. antigone asked me if i would have sex with bob saget if he were in a squirrel suit, and i said i didn't know. i just decided that i wouldn't. |
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Get out,now.While you still can. |