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By moonit on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 06:15 am:

    Right,

    If I put in Mel I get Wendy Wild, but if I use Melanie I get Priscilla Pleasure.

    Whats yours?

    girls

    boys


By Hal on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 08:00 am:

    Nick Naughty


By eri on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 08:44 am:

    If I put in Eri I get Sandra Silkpuss, but Erin is Deedee Desire.

    Spunky's are Randy Rockhard and Seargent Sexy


By Dougie on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 08:57 am:

    Dick Galore


By Pilate on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 09:54 am:

    Willy Vitale


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 11:29 am:

    Lance Lovepump.



    wanna know how real pornstars get their name...this is a formula they have seriously used many admit.

    Take your middle name, and the street you grew up on.

    my porn name then would Drew Hale.

    I really prefer my card-playing name of Jet Nelson.


By eri on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 11:53 am:

    By Patricks rules I would either be "Melissa 147th or Melissa Little Beaver" I don't think either of those would work. If I went by the address of the family home I would be "Melissa Thornburgh" almost sounds like some pretentious blue blood slut off of some old crappy nightime soap opera :D.

    I have no idea of how to figure out my "card playing" name.


By Dougie on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 11:54 am:

    William Fairfax

    I sound like a fucking member of Parliament instead of a pornstar.


By Platypus on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 12:51 pm:

    Bambi Nipple

    and

    Kinky Kitten.

    My porn star name would be Eskanazy Cameron (using the street/middle name formula). Interesting. It almost works.


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 12:53 pm:

    middle name/street.


By pez on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 12:53 pm:

    full name: cassandra cheeks
    first name: barbie bottom


    but as pez:
    baby lovepet

    i like that one best.


By eri on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 01:06 pm:

    as just eri it is: honey horney

    I think that one is the worst one yet!


By Spider on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 01:37 pm:

    Someone run my screen name through there for me, please. I'm afraid to follow the link.


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 01:41 pm:

    o h spider stop it.


By Spider on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 02:32 pm:

    What? I once triggered the adult filter by trying to go to www.spumco.com, which is the Ren & Stimpy homepage, so I don't want to take any chances.


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 02:37 pm:

    chances?

    the adult filter was not established for people like you, and im pretty sure your employer knows this.

    there's nothing adult what so ever about the links. Just a box with first name and last name fields.

    anyway, since your being a scaredy cat your name would be "Tasty Tereza"






By eri on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 03:03 pm:

    When I put in Spider I got "Lusty Lovedoll".


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 03:14 pm:

    i used her real name


By droopy on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 03:17 pm:

    using real name:

    "the guy who gets the coffee."


    using screen name:

    "you're fired."


By patrick on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 03:38 pm:

    funny droop when i put your name in, it came up

    "Floyd Fluffer"


By semillama on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 07:43 pm:

    William Wood? what good is that? And it
    wouldn't work for either "Ronald Reagan" or
    "Mark Thomas"

    Using the middle name/street thing, I'm
    Russell Birch.


By moonit on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 08:06 pm:

    Jayne Vogel.

    Please to meet you.

    I sound like a freakin real estate lady


By Dougie on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 08:21 pm:

    I like mine. Plus I made it up. No way was I going to that site at work this morning.


By pez on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 11:33 pm:

    with the formula, i'd be michelle minnesota... but if i shortened it and used my old street it would be elle fairway.


By ariana alpine on Friday, April 5, 2002 - 11:53 pm:

    i would be really bad at porn

    terrible

    -heather


By LoneStranger on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 07:08 pm:

    With my real name, I get Billy Boner.

    with Lone Stranger, I get Antonio Assman

    With just LS I get Denzel Wankington.

    With L S I get Paulie Pecker.

    With Nate's full name, It comes back as Harry Hotbone.

    Funny stuff.


By eri on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 07:31 pm:

    O.K. this time I got Deedee Desire, for Erin and Honey Horney for Eri. I guess the names change.


By semillama on Tuesday, April 9, 2002 - 09:24 pm:

    I can come up with better ones off the top of
    my head.

    Asphalt Cockington
    Maria Reamer
    Alison Endottirs
    Praline Mamboblast


By Fb on Wednesday, April 10, 2002 - 11:23 am:

    fetidbeaver


By LoneStranger on Thursday, April 11, 2002 - 07:03 pm:

    Great porn name:

    Lone Stranger

    Nuff said.

    LS


By Misty on Sunday, February 9, 2003 - 09:45 pm:

    Crystal Cummings !!!!

    WooWOo go me !


By Amanda on Tuesday, May 4, 2004 - 10:42 am:

    Candy Cumms


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