,,,and your best smell is?


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THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By V on Sunday, September 24, 2006 - 02:48 pm:

    ...for v its gunpowder,how about you?


By V on Tuesday, September 26, 2006 - 10:25 pm:

    ..bet its bacon.


By sarah on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:50 am:


    my favorite is the way clothes or linens smell after they've been stored in a drawer for a long time.






By platypus on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 11:36 am:

    I love the smell of slithering in between freshly washed sheets.

    Driving through the Anderson Valley on the way to the city on a warm day.

    Things baking.


By kazu on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:02 pm:

    potting soil


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:40 pm:

    right after the rain starts falling on a summer day.


By dave. on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:42 pm:

    dog feet


By droopy on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:50 pm:

    cold, crisp air


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 12:53 pm:

    oh, and fresh cut grass
    and the smell of autumn leaves on the ground


By Nate on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:06 pm:

    dog feet?

    the rain on hot asphalt. cool fog on dry straw pastures. the salt ocean wind.

    doug fir, madrone, redwoods, oaks. in the rain, in the hot sun, in the fog.

    the air that gets trapped in wooden boxes stored in garages. perhaps only when they are my grandpa's boxes.

    ancient tubes of oil paint.

    and a variety of things female.


By doopy on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:09 pm:

    smell of autumn leaves on the ground? maybe things are different in houston, but up here in north texas autumn trees die a bitter death that leaves nothing but dead, brown, musty leaves all over the place.

    when i finally step out in the morning and it's in the low 60's, after a long hot miserable summer, and i breath it in, it takes me back to when i was a kid in rhode island - at least for a minute or so. it's like a dylan thomas poem.

    going from a texas summer to autumn is like that old joke: 1st guy: why are you hitting yourself in the head with that hammer? 2nd guy: because it feels so good when i stop.


By semillama on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:09 pm:

    The air on top of Brockway Mountain, Copper Harbor, Michigan, on a late summer morning.


By kazu on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:11 pm:

    ZOMBIE ARMY


By beta on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:12 pm:

    Lumber. Hands down.

    Burning leaf piles for a close second.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 01:16 pm:

    burning wood is always awesome.

    I was referring to Midwest Autumns, not Southern Texas Autumns, but in S.A., there were some beautiful trees that turned this striking orange.


By moonit on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 03:57 pm:

    the grass after its been raining.

    the rain before it falls

    fendi purfume

    fergus (cat)


By Spider on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:00 pm:

    Favorite smell in all the world? Night air in summer, when the
    honeysuckle is ripe.


    Others:
    The smell of the air before it snows.

    Old books in an old library.

    The mossy, verdant smell of a deciduous forest.

    A light smell of the outdoors on a man you like.

    Burning leaves.


    When I was a kid, my favorite smell was new tennis balls. They
    don't smell the same way anymore.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:10 pm:

    I had a bouncy ball from BK that I adored the smell of.


By sarah on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:24 pm:


    puppy breath.




By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:33 pm:

    Opening a new can of coffee, earl gray tea, gasoline, freshly mowed grass


By moonit on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 04:49 pm:

    oh I also love the smell of new books.


By patrick on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 05:42 pm:

    burning wood on cool fall evenings.

    girlsmells at certain times of the month

    the smell of the house after i make this arromatic indian basmati rice

    garlic, peppers and onion sauteing in oil

    and chloe's (the dog) feet. often they smell like fritos.

    the smell of my camaro's exhaust. actually the smell of the car interior in general. all cars over 25 years old smell cool


By dave. on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 06:01 pm:

    "and chloe's (the dog) feet. often they smell like fritos."

    yup, or corn nuts. that's what i'm talking about.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 06:14 pm:

    I dont think I have ever smelled any of my dogs feet.

    I wonder.....


By dave. on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 07:17 pm:

    big dog feet work best.


By jack on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 07:40 pm:


    this dog feet thing is actually common? wtf?


By V on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 08:09 pm:

    ...for v,a cat with wet fur....how come no one likes the the smell of crispy bacon?,is that too common?


By V on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 08:17 pm:

    ...and I do like linseed oil and turpentine,as back in ,86 v did a lot of oil paintings.


By V on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 08:25 pm:

    ...and very old leather in Jaguar cars.


By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 08:31 pm:

    Yeah jack, dog feet smell like Fritos. Patrick nailed it on the head. I also like the smell of dog's ears, under the flap.


By V on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 09:03 pm:

    ...look,this is getting silly,next posting will be "I like to sniff dogs,under the tail"


By dave. on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 09:41 pm:

    v, that was your best post ever.


By spunky on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 09:55 pm:

    I loved my dogs as a kid, and while I did sniff their coats to make sure they did not stink, I cannot say I ever sniffed anywhere else on them


By platypus on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:02 pm:

    My kitties smell good. Especially inside Mr. Bell's ears. And their feet are sweetly scented as well, come to think of it.

    Really ripe fruit, almost turning.

    Freshly cut grass.

    Popcorn.


By Dougie on Wednesday, September 27, 2006 - 10:07 pm:

    Yeah, V made a funny.


By wisper on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 03:09 am:

    bleach


By V on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 08:19 pm:

    dave,thank you so for your last posting,you know,it is so nice that even one Sorabji gets back to v.you know dave,most nights,v feels like the main man in "DAWN OF THE DEAD".....isolated.....dave,do you ever feel you are surrounded by dead people?


By Nate on Thursday, September 28, 2006 - 08:42 pm:

    fresh cut grass and the rinds of certain soft cheeses smell like semen to me.


By V on Friday, September 29, 2006 - 08:10 pm:

    Nate,new mown grass does not smell like semen,it smells like more like cornflower,as for the rinds of certain soft cheeses,thats foot rot....and I had a feeling the molecular structure of my thread would break down sooner or later.


By V on Monday, October 2, 2006 - 05:38 pm:

    Shit,forgot to mention Columbian Coffee,Nitrous Oxide for your guts.300 m.ph. morning coffee.Get it on max strenth,like v.


By V on Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 04:43 pm:

    ..like v says,get on to Columbian Coffee,! "blows your head clean off."


By Dougie on Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 08:26 pm:

    My wife just returned home from Colombia yesterday, with a shitload of coffee. They have "Juan Valdez" shops in the airports there.


By Nate on Tuesday, October 3, 2006 - 09:38 pm:

    GO TIGERS.


By patrick on Wednesday, October 4, 2006 - 02:11 pm:

    the smell of dogs after they've been skunked is not good.

    the pooch got skunked the other night. the tub after a tomato bath looks like murder.


    interesting that this frito-feet thing is not an isolated affair.


By V on Wednesday, October 4, 2006 - 03:35 pm:

    Dogs feet! what ever next? cows udders? jock straps?


By Nate on Wednesday, October 4, 2006 - 03:40 pm:

    i just ripped something nasty. you want a sniff, v?


By dave. on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 01:59 am:

    da feet, not victory.


By Nate on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 02:30 am:

    sometimes, dave., i just fucking wonder.


By Spider on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 06:09 pm:

    When I lived with that super perky girl from Hawaii, she'd
    come into the kitchen and gush over the smell of my
    cooking. It was usually at the point where I was just
    sauteeing onions and garlic in olive oil. And I was so bitter
    about her clueless perkiness at that point that this comment
    would make me grind my teeth. It's just onions and garlic
    in olive oil! It's like liking the smell of white rice cooking
    or something (well, not quite). I mean, there's no thought
    or preparation involved there. It's a basic cooking smell.
    Don't tell me how good it is.



By Nate on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 06:19 pm:

    stop and smell the roses, biatch


By Spider on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 06:33 pm:

    Eh. I hide a rose in my rage.


By Nate on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 06:36 pm:

    it's a good smell, onions and garlic in olive oil.


By Spider on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 06:50 pm:

    It *is* but it's not worth gushing over.

    You know?

    My mom's like this -- everything, everything in her life is
    either faaaaabulous or terrrrrible. Nothing's all right.
    Nothing's even just good or bad. (And I understand that
    I'm committing some kind of sin here by generalizing about
    generalizing, but I'm serious. I defy you to listen to my
    mom talk and hear her give a middling response to anything.)

    So. Roommate was like this, too. Onions and garlic =
    WONDERFUL. Well, no. Good, yes. WONDERFUL, eh, not quite.


By V on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 07:03 pm:

    Nate, look,if you ripped your jockstrap,and your balls fell out in public,its not my problem,right?


By TBone on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 07:13 pm:

    Reminds me of a kid at work who can't talk about something without employing superlatives. He lives in a land of hyperbole and total fabrication.

    Hmm. Must be contagious. But still.

    I call him a kid because he was a home-schooled rich kid and has a social maturity years below his actual age. He cannot admit to making a mistake or to having a flaw. He either makes excuses, dismisses the subject, or stands his ground and insists he's right in the face of all evidence.

    He talks about mundane things as if they should be worldwide headlines. I'm all for having a sense of wonder in life, but will pin you with his inane chatter if you so much as make eye contact. He always speaks at a volume calculated to be overheard.


By jack on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 09:11 pm:

    i punch people like that in the face on first meeting. that generally clears things up, although they sometimes take a few years to understand the "why."


By Nate on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 09:32 pm:

    why did that underwear model just punch me in the face?


By jack on Thursday, October 5, 2006 - 09:47 pm:

    you'll catch on in a couple of years, beautiful


By dave. on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 05:46 am:

    hey, spider. the smell of sauteed onions and garlic is fucking AMAZING. STUNNING. CAPTIVATING. PSYCHEDELIC.

    always.

    deal with it.


By Spider on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 09:05 am:

    That's not even you typing, is it?


By dave. on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 01:02 pm:

    is too.


By semillama on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 01:32 pm:

    T-bone, tell Bush to quit fucking around and straighten up.


    Smell the coffee, Smell the Roses
    Smell the Roses, Use your noses


By droopy on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 03:38 pm:

    right now my apartment smells like: cabbage, carrots, celery, onions, garlic, caldo de pollo, and pepper. the soup i am slow-cooking right now.

    cooking cabbage, at least in literature, seems to be the smell of misery. it's what winson smith's apartment building smells like in 1984. in e.l. doctorow's "waterworks" there's a scene where the protagonist enters a seedy apartment building to the smell of cabbage. i don't think dostoevsky ever wrote anything that didn't have a bowl of cabbage soup in it somewhere. the first meal raskolnikov has after killing the pawnbroker lady is cabbage soup.


By Nate on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 03:45 pm:

    are you ok droop?

    i think the smell of corned beef and cabbage slow cooking is wonderful.


By droopy on Friday, October 6, 2006 - 04:13 pm:

    i'm fine. it was just an observation.

    all my relatives up in rhode island were full-blood irish (i say were because most of the people i remember are dead now). we rarely made a big deal out of st. patrick's day, but i remember my family getting together on st. paddy's day (probably because it fell on a weekend that year) and cooking corned beef and cabbage. or rather, the women cooked and the men sat in front of the tv watching football and smoking cigars. my grandfather smoked el productos and always had little burn-holes on his old shirts. corned beef, cabbage, and cigar. there's a memorable smell for you.


By V on Monday, October 9, 2006 - 09:59 pm:

    droopy,I like the smell of crispy bacon,smells a lot better than an old shirt.


By Jim aka Pajama on Wednesday, October 11, 2006 - 05:31 pm:

    poppers.


By V on Thursday, October 12, 2006 - 10:39 pm:

    Jim,poppers are for gays only,is it right they give you an instant erection???? something, Nitrate as I recall....cant think of the first word,amil,amel,amal?...put me right on this. A technical break down of the components would be a God send.


By Jim aka Pajama on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 12:41 am:

    honestly don't know... I do know that it enhances sexual pleasure, particularly regarding the buttocks.


By Nate on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 02:10 am:

    nothing like poppin aymls with a fist up your ass.

    i've, uh


    i've been told. soi'vebeentold.


By V on Friday, October 13, 2006 - 03:09 am:

    ...for years,I had this feeling being gay is just a pain in the ass.


By J on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 02:33 pm:

    I uh always loved the smell of playdough and new crayons and babies and vanilla.


By Jim aka Pajama on Sunday, October 15, 2006 - 11:17 pm:

    LOL Nate. Not exactly what I was referring to in *my* case, but yes I'm sure many do.


By V on Monday, October 16, 2006 - 12:47 pm:

    ...my calculator tells me your ass hole can extend to over 18 inches,the size of a 10 year old boy,just how many more do you have inside?


By Dougie on Monday, October 16, 2006 - 01:00 pm:

    ...my calculator tells me you're 20 stone worth of asshole V.


By V on Monday, October 16, 2006 - 02:52 pm:

    ...my calculator tells me you a 40 stone retard with a corn cob up his ass,and a banjo.


By sarah on Monday, October 23, 2006 - 01:13 am:


    our dogs went to the spa today to get a bath and toe nails clipped and butt glands pressed, etc.


    so since they were all clean and smelling good, i remembered this thread and decided to smell leroy's feet.


    i told senor they smelled like tacos.

    lulu's feet smelled more like bbq, or pork rinds.


    then i checked this thread again, and read that chloe's feet smelled like fritos! i had forgotten all about that. i only had remembered that dave liked the smell of dog feet.

    so i smelled leroy's feet again, and yes, more like fritos than tacos. and lulu's don't smell as good, but they do smell okay, more like corn nuts. but also a little stinky.


    lulu in general is more stinky than leroy. leroy always had the sweetest dog breath, and even when he's dirty, he doesn't stink like dog stink, even when he's stinky, his stink is a good stink.

    but lulu is just kind of foul stinky. especially after a trip the beach. her breath is always hot and stinky. so it kinda makes sense that her feet don't have a good smell, because nothing about her smells that good. even after a trip to the doggie spa, she doesn't smell *good*, she just doesn't smell like anything at all.


    but anyway, yes. my dog's feet smell like fritos or tacos. that's so fuckin cool.




By dave. on Monday, October 23, 2006 - 03:28 am:

    totally. and when your dog's napping in the chair or on the sofa or wherever, and has the front paws up by the snout, and you lean down to nuzzle and scritch a little bit, you catch that whiff of toasted corn and it's just a wonderful moment.


By Czarina on Tuesday, October 24, 2006 - 02:02 am:

    v, I insist you immediatly release ALL 18 inch or larger, 10 year old boys you have stashed in your ass, and give an immediate counting of how long you have been holding them hostage, and where their last known whereabouts were, so their parents can be notified promptly.

    I am not kidding. I will notify the authorities, if they are not promptly pooped out.


By patrick on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 05:19 pm:

    fuckin a

    you guys got your critters on dogster?

    i had never heard about the butt gland expressing thing until i met chloe. it's disgusting and sometimes, when she gets excited, if its been a while, she stinks the place out. fucking dogs. fucking strange, loveable, frito-feet smelling dogs.


By patrick on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 05:27 pm:


By sarah on Thursday, October 26, 2006 - 06:30 pm:


    chloe is so cute. and look at all that snow. jeeeez.


    Leroy and Lulu.


    i know kazu's dog's got a page too, but i don't the url.




By semillama on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 12:31 pm:

    Yes you do, Henry is one of Leroy's friends.


By sarah on Friday, October 27, 2006 - 01:48 pm:


    oh yeah! Henry is so cute. you need to add more recent photos.




By moonit on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 02:20 am:


By dave. on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 03:19 am:

    that picture is fucking awesome, moonit.


By moonit on Monday, October 30, 2006 - 03:09 pm:

    the gremlin? I love it when her lip gets stuck on her toof and she's sneering. It makes me laugh every time.


By dave. on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 01:03 am:

    yup, the gremlin. i want one of those.


By kazu on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 12:34 pm:

    Henry's lip gets tucked up on his tooth too. It's adorable.

    The other day we were driving to the park. I keep him buckled into a harness, usually in the back but I had him in the front. He tries to crawl into my lap and I have to push him away. He got tired of pushing and finally just rested his face on my wrist and looked up at me with the sweetest, saddest puppy face.

    He's so manipulative.


By sarah on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 04:02 pm:


    do you dress your dog in costume for halloween.

    we do :)

    lulu is going to be a stripper, and leroy is going to be a caveman.



By Nate on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 04:07 pm:

    this thread both freaks me out and makes me want a dog.

    damn you all.


By kazu on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 04:23 pm:

    i touch squirrels


By kazu on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 04:28 pm:

    I bought henry a little jacky lantern shirt but it's too tight. When I
    went back to get a bigger size, they were all out.


By sarah on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 04:43 pm:


    pet ownership is a great substitute for having kids.

    the experience probably isn't as rewarding as having babies, but you can't put your babies in the backyard while you go out and have cocktails.

    well, you could, but then there's the hassle of child protective services, prison, etc.



By heather on Tuesday, October 31, 2006 - 05:59 pm:

    puppies!


By on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 05:31 am:

    It is so easy, a caveman can do it .Hee hee


By kazu on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 03:03 pm:

    You also can't dope kids and stick them under the seat on a plane.


By TBone on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 03:15 pm:

    I imagine it's a tempting idea, though.


By J on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 03:16 pm:


By sarah on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 04:24 pm:


By J on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 05:07 pm:

    Sarah,your dogs are sooo cute.


By moonit on Wednesday, November 1, 2006 - 08:03 pm:

    Andrew is disturbed that people dress up their dogs.

    I'm thinking Reese might have to go sit on Santa's knee this year.

    Having her has enriched my life so much in a way I cannot describe. I was never a dog person, she was going to be 'Andrew's dog'. But she is our dog, and I can't imagine not having her.


By J on Sunday, November 19, 2006 - 05:32 pm:


By agatha on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 03:38 pm:

    She's adorable, J. She looks a little miffed to be in that suit, though.


By Nate on Monday, November 20, 2006 - 05:19 pm:

    "miffed"

    she looks like she's making a biscuit.


By J on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 02:28 am:

    She hated the head piece and that went off shortly after that picture was taken,wouldn't wear it for the costume contest,she hates hats,headbands,barrettes.
    Today she was so cute,I was holding my new grandbaby Jania and they came over and she was like what's My nana holding that baby for? She climbed up on me and just snuggled in to me.I feel so blessed.New baby scroll up,born on Halloween,is that goth or what?
    And yes Nate,she probably was making a biscuit,that costume was a chick hatching from a egg and the poor thing could hardly walk her egg bottom was so padded,very ass ponyish


By V on Sunday, November 26, 2006 - 05:16 pm:

    Hi j


By sarah on Friday, December 1, 2006 - 01:06 pm:


    has anyone ever heard of dogs getting vaccinations for hepatitis or leptospirosis?



By kazu on Friday, December 1, 2006 - 09:17 pm:

    "Having her has enriched my life so much in a way I cannot describe. I was never a dog person, she was going to be 'Andrew's dog'. But she is our dog, and I can't imagine not having her."


    Even though I've always been a dog person, I know how you feel.



By V on Saturday, December 2, 2006 - 08:30 pm:

    v has allways been a cat person.No dog can be as smart as a cat,ever.


By V on Saturday, December 2, 2006 - 09:29 pm:

    Tell you,v had a ginger tomcat that took the nose clean off a doberman pup that was trying to eat it at the time,so dont give me some fucking Sorabji bullshit that dogs are better than cats...jeez,my cat gave me a dogs nose as a present,put it down in my lap,a dogs nose,in my lap.


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