Waiter, I said pepperoni not penis!


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By J on Tuesday, April 24, 2007 - 04:19 pm:


By sarah on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 02:46 pm:


    that is unbelievable.


    he should have gone to a hotdog stand instead.




By droopy on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 03:22 pm:

    anybody remember the song "detachable penis"?

    "We believe he's Polish and 35. We don't know if he has a history of mental illness. But he's clearly not a well boy," a police source told the Sun newspaper.

    "This guy came running in, then charged into the kitchen, got a massive knife and started waving it about. Everyone was screaming and running out as he jumped on a table, dropped his trousers and popped his penis out. Then he cut it off. I couldn't believe it," diner Stuart McMahon was quoted as saying.

    "The staff were really upset. There was blood everywhere," he added.

    The Zizzi restaurant on the Strand in the centre of London was packed with diners, many of whom had been participants or spectators of the London Marathon earlier, when the man stormed in on Sunday evening.

    Police sped to the scene, subduing him with CS gas while treating a number of diners for shock. They were also able to recover the male organ from the restaurant floor, the Sun said.

    "The manhood was packed in ice and taken with the man to London's St Thomas' Hospital," it reported.


By Antigone on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 06:50 pm:

    Anyone heard from V lately?


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 11:35 pm:

    Antigone, yes I have heard V recently,


By Dr Pepper on Wednesday, April 25, 2007 - 11:36 pm:

    Maybe that man who cut his dick, probably wanted to be a woman.


By Me.......... on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 05:34 am:

    he didn't want to be a woman....he probably wanted to be loraina and john bobbit, both, at the same time........veddy inderesting...yah....
    what if they had deep-fried it, rather than put it on ice.......not hush puppies--hush penies...i am soooooooo sickkkkkkk..........


By V on Thursday, April 26, 2007 - 05:37 pm:

    v may take a few days out from from time to time,but my dick is still the same size,(14 and 1/2 inches),,,but thats when its asleep.


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