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on GEMS, she wears little white shorts. he has coke bottle glasses. i have no idea what they are saying, but i imagine it to be like the espanol woody allen. the man went to be with chicks pecking all over the carpet around the couch. in a cloud of smoke. he woke to the call of the cock. he is agitated. she is agitated. tears. anger. whathaveyou. it doesn't matter. this woman has enormous breasts and bleach blonde hair. the pepsi girl says "!Hola!". i am drinking a sapporo. woah. tremors. this movie really firmed up my respect for kevin bacon. what skill. and it made me realize Family Ties' Michael Gross was still alive. is he dead now? now that's thinking, mr. bacon. |
he's had the same doo since fucking footloose for chrissake. i can't believe he gets to fuck Kyra Sedgwick. |
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or maybe just put some bacon on my boil. gotta get that green core out y'know. |
so... i was leaning against a wall that enclosed kevin bacon. i feel pretty damned important. i really don't care much for his acting, but i love to play the "kevin bacon game" i once linked dudley moore with kevin bacon. |
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he was just on an episode of Law & Order. |
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yeah, we were dissing on kevin bacon. how is that confused with michael gross. oh now i get it. must be the gross bit. |
Not far enough. |
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that would actually be pretty cool if it wasn't in reference to kevin bacons bad haircut ass. |
yeah, it's allegedly a folk-rock duo. i think it's a cover-up of some sort. ? |
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the band is just a cover and kevin b. is working on growing the worst MULLETT in the world! the folk duo thing is a distraction. that asshole... |
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a lot of people happen to really like my hair. another 6 years and everyone will be sporting a doo like mine again. comeback 1987! |
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and to think there are starving people in this world. |
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i've had about four bowls of raisin bran in the past ten hours and boy do my farts reek. wow! i've been farting into my chair and now my chair is just permeated with the stink of fiber farts. |
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i had a friend once who smoked love bugs. |
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can u feel my love bugs everyone loves love bugs how could you not love love bugs when they're so in love bugs. |
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they're really common in fla. in the spring time i think. imagine the most annoying thing you can think of, multiply it by ten billion and give it wings so it can buzz around your face all day. they're a bug and when they breed they remain attached to each other at the genitals. so homeboy lovebug is trying to fly north while homegirl lovebug is trying to fly south. they end up flying around in complete mania like a couple of dumbasses. it wouldn't be that bad except they swarm by the millions. but like i said, how could you not love love bugs. |
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