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Romans 1:30 Backbiters, despiteful, proud, boasters, inventors of evil things, disobedient to parents, Romans 1:31 Without understanding, covenantbreakers, without natural affection, implacable, unmerciful: Sounds like fun to me. |
"I will behave myself wisely in a perfect way. O when wilt thou come unto me? I will walk within my house with a perfect heart. I will set no wicked thing before mine eyes: I hate the work of them that turn aside; it shall not cleave to me. A froward heart shall depart from me: I will not know a wicked person. Whoso privily slandereth his neighbour, him will I cut off: him that hath an high look and a proud heart will not I suffer. Mine eyes shall be upon the faithful of the land, that they may dwell with me: he that walketh in a perfect way, he shall serve me. He that worketh deceit shall not dwell within my house: he that telleth lies shall not tarry in my sight." Everytime I read the bible it just gets funnier and funnier... Them Christians just so crazy! |
Without understanding Without natural affection sounds miserable to me |
[43] And if thy hand offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter into life maimed, than having two hands to go into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: [45] And if thy foot offend thee, cut it off: it is better for thee to enter halt into life, than having two feet to be cast into hell, into the fire that never shall be quenched: [47] And if thine eye offend thee, pluck it out: it is better for thee to enter into the kingdom of God with one eye, than having two eyes to be cast into hell fire: STOP OPpRESSING ME! |
Matt.5 [28] But I say unto you, That whosoever looketh on a woman to lust after her hath committed adultery with her already in his heart. TALK ABOUT THOUGHT POLICE |
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spider is my fashion muse. in theory. |
there is no old man on a white throne who doesn't want you to cuss at your parents. |
Don't fuck up. |
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well. maybe the throne was pastel blue |
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what a bunch of uncivilized treekillers we are. i want one of those squat over toilets for my house. i want houseguests to come out of the bathroom confused. |
My asshole demands it. |
Once I was on a ferry in Indonesia and there was a western-style toilet, which was such a lovely treat it was a shame I couldn't um fully utilise it. But anyway, they had these cute little stick figure diagrams showing Asians how to use it. It looked very silly. |
Ass Master 4000s and what not |
i don't know about massaging. unless you mean massaging streams of warm water on my rectum. |
Anyone's ass is welcome to come and use it any time. Although if it was sky blue, I would have to repaint it. |
I never got instructions.Crap,I'm probably doing this all wrong. |