A man is in bed with his wife when there's a rat-a-tat-tat on the door. He rolls over and looks at his clock, and it's half three in the morning. Sod that for a game of soldiers, he thinks, and rolls over. Then, a louder knock follows. "Aren't you going to answer that" says his wife, so he drags himself out of bed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door and this bloke is stood outside. "Err mate" says the stranger, "can you give us a push??" "no, piss off, it's half three. I was in bed" says the man and shuts the door. He goes back up to bed and tells his wife what happened and she says "Dave, you are a pratt. Remember that night we broke down in the pouring rain on the way to pick the kids up from the babysitter and you had to knock on that man's house to get us started again? What would have happened if he'd told us to piss off??" So he gets out of bed again, gets dressed, and goes downstairs. He opens the door, and not being able to see the stranger anywhere he shouts: "hey mate, do you still want a push??" and he hears a voice cry out "Yeah please mate." So, still being unable to see the stranger he shouts: "Where are you?" and he replies.... (wait for it) "I'm over here on the swings."

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Okay I am done

I'm laughing hysterically while hanging from the monkey bars.

I'm so happy i found people who have the same sense of humour *G*

I sent this thing to a mess of folks via e-mail. Half laughed their asses off. Half groaned. WELL DONE, MoonUnit!

thanks *G* i've got a thing for these play on words type jokes at the moment.

I noticed and I like them:)I had a friend named Luke from New Zealand,he was sweet.

That was Really cute, MooonUnit. [S] Made me smile. Thanks. I needed that.

yes us kiwis are *hehe* okay well not all of us! Where abouts in nz was he from J ?