| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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(centenary edition) Drunk. Drunk as a fiddler (or) fiddler's bitch. - The fiddler at wakes, fairs, and aboard ship, used to paid in liquor for playing to the dancers. Drunk as a lord. - Obviously the nobility of bygone days could afford to indulge in excessive drinking if they were so inclined. In the 18th and 19th centuries gross intoxication was common and many men of fashion prided themselves on the number of bottles of wine they could consume at one sitting. Drunk as blazes. - Very drunk. Blazes here means the Devil, or Hell, etc., or, as has been suggested, it is a corruption of "blaziers", i.e. those gildsmen who took part in the feastings and revelry in honour of St. Blaiz, the patron saint of woolcombers. Drunk as Chloe. - Chloe was the cobbler's wife of Linden Grove to whom the poet Prior was attached. She was notorious for her drinking habits. Drunk as David's sow. - (see *Davy's sow.) there are many other common similes, such as *drunk as a coot*, *drunk as a newt*, *drunk as an owl*; Chaucer has *drunk as a mouse*, Massinger *drunk as a beggar*. Drunkard's cloak. - A tub with holes for the arms to pass through, used in the 17th century for drunkards and scolds by way of punishment. Drunken Parliament, The. - The Parliament assembled at Edinburgh, January 1661, of which Burnet says the members "were almost perpetually drunk". (and then) Davy's sow. Drunk as Davy's sow. - According to Grose (Classical Dictionary of the Vulgar Tongue), one David Lloyd, a Welshman who kept an ale-house at Hereford, had a sow with six legs, which was an object of great curiosity. One day David's wife, having indulged too freely, lay down in the sty to sleep, and company came in to see the sow. David led them to the sty saying as usual, "There is a sow for you! Did you ever see the like?" One of the vistors replied, "Well, it is the drunkenist sow I ever beheld." Whence the woman was ever after called "Davy's sow". cuidado. |
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where's the asshole from el paso song? 'cause i'd like to hear it or see it or whatever. |
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i'm a focused drunk. i need love love to ease my mind. as a matter of fact. love don't come easy. it's a matter of give and take. love sucks. |
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you know - diana ross. ? the supremes. lubbock sukcs. |
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Who invented that shit? And I spent a week in Lubbock once. It is a "Weed' if ever there was one. Move yr ass to Asutin, Droop! Or Corpus Christi/ifyou like the beach. |
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-- James Joyce, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man |
wanna see? now -that's- a boner. |
see? now THATS a boner.......!!!!! no. i don't want to swordfight (i read mark's Boner story yesterday, god damn thats funny) |
(places a large jar on the table) THAT'S a boner! |
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Where's the photographic evidence of these boners? |
Bone. - Old thieves slang for "good", "excellent". From the Fr. _bon_. The lozenge-shaped mark chalked by tramps on the walls of houses where they have been well received is known among the fraternity as a "bone". *Also slang for dice and counters used at cards; and the man who plays the clappers or bones in a Negro ministrel show is known as "Uncle Bones". *A huge Sorabjite erection. Bone, To. - To filch, as, _I boned it_. Shakespeare (Henry VI, Pt. II, I, iii) says, "By these ten bones, my lord," meaning the fingers and calls the ten fingers "pickers and stealers" (Hamlet, III, ii). So "to bone" may mean to finger, that is, "to pick and steal". *Other suggested explanations are that it is in allusion to the way a dog makes off with a bone or that it is a corruption of the slang bonnet. "You thought that I was buried deep Quite decent-like and chary But from her grave in Mary-bone They've come and boned your Mary!" -Hood _Mary's Ghost_ *Or, to jam a big Sorabjite cock up someone's ass. A bone of contention. - A disputed point; a point not yet settled. The METAPHOR is taken from two dogs fighting for a bone, or two fighting over a Sorabjite cock. Bone-shaker. - An "antediluvian", dilapidated four-wheel cab; an old bicycle of the days before pneumatic tyres, spring saddles, etc.; any "old crock" of a vehicle. *Nate's traditional greeting. Bred in the bone. - A part of one's nature. "What's bred in the bone will come out in the flesh." A natural propensity cannot be repressed. I have a bone in my leg. - An excuse given to children for not moving from one's seat. Similarly "I have a bone in my arm", and must be excused from using it at the present. [ed. note - the "bone in the leg" excuse in these modern times is inadvisable as it will probably make you look like a pedophile.] I have a bone in my throat. - I cannot talk; I cannot answer your question because I have a huge Sorabjite prick rammed down my esophagus. One end is sure to be bone. - It won't come up to expectation; it is a sorabjite penis. To give one a bone to pick. - To throw a sop to CEREBUS; to give a lucrative appointment to a troublesome opponent to silence him, or to a colleague who is for any reason an embarrassment. It is used in political life, by removing members of the Commons to the Lords by gift of a peerage or by giving appointments in the colonies, in nationalized industries, etc. To have a bone to pick with someone. - to have an unpleasant matter to discuss and settle. This is another allusion from the kennel. Two dogs and one bone invariably forms an excellent basis for a fight. To make no bones about the matter. - To do it, say it, etc., without hesitation or scruple; to offer no opposition, present no difficulty. Dice are called bones and the Fr. _flatter le de_ (to slide the dice, to soften a thing down) is the opposite of our expression. To make no bones of a thing is not to "make much of" or coax the dice in order to show favour. Hence _without more bones_, without futher scruple or objection. To point a bone at (Austr.). - To place a death curse on someone. In an Australian aboriginal ceremony a small sharp bone was pointed at the person to whom ill was wished while the cursed was uttered. *To see Nate, Patrick, or Semillama and have an erection in their direction. |
(But I'm STILL waiting for the photos!) |
no. it would destroy the beautiful illusion. for, when i think of sorabji men, i think of a bunch of big, huge, pricks. |
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Their cocks as so big & hard that they rest the serving trays right on their dicks. Like when guys say a woman has an "ass that you cd sit a glass of water on". Good grief -- I gotta get outta here! |
......i can rest a towel o....ahhhhhhhhhhhhh nevermind |
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NATE! Izzat you & yr bird! Who-HOOO! You're a braver man than I thought! (Y'know/I think it's against the law to do stuff like that w/yr pets.) DroopyyouareSOBad! However did you find that picture? |
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