I Need A Name


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By Fetidbeaver on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:01 am:

    I'm getting a baby skunk tomorrow and need a good name. Any suggestions?


By Zephyr on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:21 am:

    Male or female?


By Isolde on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 12:28 am:

    Flower.
    Pepe le Pieu?


By semillama on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 03:07 pm:

    There was a pet skunk in a dream I had last night.

    Name it Sasquatch.


By Fetidbeaver on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 04:14 pm:

    It's so obvious, I can't believe I didn't think of it earlier. The perfect name......drum roll please.....

    FETID Jr.


By Isolde on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 04:36 pm:

    Yes.


By Spider on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 07:30 pm:

    Oh, yes.


By Jay on Sunday, July 16, 2000 - 09:10 pm:

    Fetid jr. is cool. make sure you keep us all up to speed on the new addition.


By J on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 01:13 am:

    How about stinky?


By Zephyr on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 02:09 pm:

    No. Fetid Jr. is a beautiful name. Keep it. And make a webcam.


By agatha on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 02:16 pm:

    are you really getting a skunk?


By Jay on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 02:32 pm:

    yeah! a webcam. aim it at his litterbox, so we can watch him take a dump.
    do skunks use litterboxes? or go outside?
    either way. do the Fetid-cam .


By Fetidbeaver on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 07:53 pm:

    Yes they use litter boxes but they choose the corner and you just have to deal with it. I've always wanted a skunk. I think it will be fun taking him for walks on a leash and having people driving by thinking, "What the fuck? Look at that moron!"

    He's still at the breeders, due to some last minute details that need resolved so that my house will be safe for him.

    Fetid-cam....he he hhmmm....good idea.


By Zephyr on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 09:19 pm:

    WWW.FETID-JR.COM

    Featuring the infamous Fetid-Cam!

    Plus wild stories!

    Animal Madness!

    Icky Smells!

    All on one site!

    I wanna walk a skunk just to frighten people.


By Jay on Monday, July 17, 2000 - 11:12 pm:

    get him a leather studded collar.


By Isolde on Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - 01:40 am:

    He is getting de-stinked, right?
    I want a fetid-cam. I'll pitch in on the registration fees so we can post it.


By semillama on Tuesday, July 18, 2000 - 08:21 am:

    Mavis makes excellent studded pet collars.


By Gee on Thursday, July 20, 2000 - 12:39 pm:

    does she really? tell me more.


By Celestial_bliss on Tuesday, April 6, 2004 - 10:12 am:

    Id choose ----(Name) PePe - or La-Pue
    Im also getting a skunk in May--Cant wait i'll be naming him PePe.

    Good luck-I would also look into joining the skunk club-(Jane Bone) you can look her up on the net -she is very helpful with all your problems(you will have them owning a skunk), and you can contact her if you ever have any problems or questions. She also has skunk shows...Could be fun to show your little skunkie off and win awards..


By Me on Friday, August 27, 2004 - 01:17 pm:

    where do u live where can u get a skunk i want 1


By Agent D on Saturday, August 28, 2004 - 02:36 am:

    You guys can't have a skunk ,cause skunk make stinky smell.I remember one morning which I will never forget for the rest of my life,the pugent smell exposed entire the whole block, and took 3 days for the smell to go away, We had nausea, headache related to the skunk smell.Damn it, you can't have skunk as your damn pet, Don't you think I am so stupid????????


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