words you want people to shout out while someone says your eulogy

words you want people to shout out while someone says your eulogy

sorabji.com: Words: words you want people to shout out while someone says your eulogy

THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016).

By eri on Friday, May 9, 2003 - 09:25 pm:

chupacabra

you suck (while throwing tomatos at person giving eulogy)

when do we get to the booze

By TBone on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 08:28 am:

He was innocent!

By spunky on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 09:58 am:

He left you all his entire, vast boot to the head.

By Rowlf on Saturday, May 10, 2003 - 05:43 pm:

By J on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 01:45 pm:

The woman was a saint.

By BIGKev on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 02:36 pm:

-what a lovely ceremony, now... LETS GET PISSED!!!

-if it wasn't the drugs it would have been the booze!

By spunky on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 06:18 pm:

I warned him the chute might not open.

By Rowlf on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 09:56 pm:

His cock was fucking huuuuuuuuuuuge.

By BIGKev on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 10:33 pm:

By wisper on Sunday, May 11, 2003 - 11:42 pm:

i know it's obvious, but those cocks are mighty big.

By Exploding belly on Thursday, May 22, 2003 - 05:41 pm:

i think my cock is ,but i have not seen it for ten years.

By jack on Saturday, February 14, 2004 - 02:46 pm:

By moonit on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 04:32 am:

By eri on Sunday, February 15, 2004 - 08:20 pm:

Said during eulogy:

And after all those years she still never managed to fit "anal tongue darts" into a sentence.....

By The Watcher on Tuesday, February 17, 2004 - 01:25 pm:

Your contributions are tax deductable.

By Sleeve on Tuesday, June 7, 2005 - 08:59 pm:

As they tell a summary of my life.

HOLY SHIT!

By Antigone on Tuesday, June 7, 2005 - 09:03 pm:

ANAL WARTS!

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