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It'll take at least three people to tell it, and go something like this: ****************** Jokester 1: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says... Jokester 2: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says... Jokester 3: A man walks into a bar. "I wanna tell a joke," he says... Jokester 3: <Joke question 3> Jokester 2: <Joke question 2> Jokester 1: <Joke question 1> All three Jokesters: <Punch line, same for all three jokes> ****************** It'd be nice if the punchline was "pigeon fucking," or something funny sounding and absurd like that. It'd be great if it was a phrase that could mean three completely different things, mattering which joke it's for. Help me out here, people... |
pigeon fucking. |
what? I think I am going insane |
Insane is perfect, moonit. It'll help. |
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Shame on you Mr. Leno. Isn't that right Mr. Letterman;) |
An American named Nate was walking through London one day taking pictures of the scenery, when he walks through a square where every square inch is occupied by pigeons. "Fucking pigeons!" he screams at the top of his lungs, scattering the filthy birds in every direction. "No!" yells a Chinese man, with a pigeon impaled on his dick. "Pidgin fucking!" |
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...and bangs her head. |
Get me an alligator sandwich, and make it snappy! |