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Speaking of lucy. We hired this woman a couple months ago to run our lab. On paper, she seemed like quite the find. Like idiots, we never questioned why some one so qualified was traveling teh "shovelbum circuit." so, she turns out to be a wack job. Destroying artifact bags, disobeying our requests, having her non-archaeologist boyfriend do archaeological tasks, being insubordinate, and generally fucking up and freaking out. At some point before we hired her, I learned she claimed she was an alien, and recently, she claimed to have been raised by ice fishing indians in Montana. So, the time has come to give her the axe. Guess who gets to watch her gather up her stuff and escort her out of the building? |
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When you have her pack up her stuff and walk her out, you might want to carry some pepper spray or something. This chick sounds like a freak! Then again, I have little tolerance for employees who won't do their jobs. Have fun! |
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was an alien at a point before we hired her, but we didn't know that. Ihave to come up with a list of all her fuck ups too. |
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I once worked for GE Capital in San Bernardino, and the manager carried a black spiral notebook with her at all times. guess what the spiral notebook was for? |
(not his real name)are supposed to make sure that she doesn't try to make off with anything on her way out. I found out about the aliens from oneof our new crew chiefs who worked with her in Tennessee. Apparently the story changed to that the aliens were not her parents, but in fact were coming to disect her dog in the living room. One thing I found today was that she bound an artifact catalog backwards, so that the binding is on the right, not the left, and the pages are in order accordingly, that is, when you open what should be the back cover, you see page 1. Then she goes around telling us we are all unethical when she has her non- archaeologist boyfriend doing job s behind our back that no one but a trained archaeologist should be doing. Not to mention all the bad attitude, non-team playing crap I put up with on a daily basis. Then we downloaded some photos from a company camera, and there was a photo of Big Louie with a big ol' bud hanging out of his mouth. So, in addition to sacking the lunatic, we are having Big Louie take a six month leave of absence to get his shit together. |
When I worked at the engineering firm, I let Hayley do some of my work (she was 5 at the time). But then again, that job did seriously require my kindergarten skills. |