...Then I can pretend to be an invader from Mars,and more eyes,one in the fore head,one at the back of the head,to watch out for muggers,two belly buttons,one at the front,one at the back,so it looks like a Zulu stuck a spear in me,six fingers on both hands so I can play piano better than Mozart,and he was a real cool dude,3 testicles,6 tits,so I can play with them,blue skin and nails,no ears,just closable flaps,so can shut down conversation at the tweek of a flap,claws,so I can climb trees,or rip out eyes,like a cat, and all over body hair,like a werewolve...
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