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As Voltaire says, "If the mole-men didn't exist, man would have to invent them." -- http://www.avclub.com/content/interview/john_hodgman His hometown is my current locale. Is that not a sign? OH, and one night I was walking past our local bookstore and I saw him in there addressing a crowd, ostensibly in support of his first book, but it could be simply that he is exceptionally popular with my neighbors. Also, he seemed like a wee little man, but I myself am borderline wee and the RSI in my right wrist makes it difficult for me to open jars. See, it's fate. |
DJ MOLE-LICIOUS: MOLE RAP MP3 LINK Yo, I ain't no informant I ain't on the face of De Niro I ain't no chemistry constant called Avogadro I'm just a mole. In a hole. About Moles… Moles dive deep in the earth's underground They don't use eyesight, they use smell and sound Tapidae is the name of mole's mammal family Darwin noted that their eyes were rudamentary Moles eat invertebrates, aquatic insects earthworms, molluscs, and snack on Rice Chex Male moles are boars, females are sows When moles escape from owls, moles take bows They are Tribe Talpini, Genus Euroscaptor The star-nosed mole has tentacled olfactory receptors (bitch!) Predators include the Red-tailed Hawk Moles don't look at you, so moles don't gawk. Moley-Moley, burrowing slowly Moley-Moley, gets underneath the goalie, Moley-Moley, eat earthworms with Stoli I'm just a mole In a hole. Yo, I got a whole mole army, yo How many moles you got? six point oh two times ten to the twenty third. ....................Perhaps mole-men were really the Anazasi who took the evolutionary leap backward and thus suicidally ensured their demise when they retreated underground in the 1300's?? Just a thought. Just listening. Borderline wee with RST... just listening |
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someday it may even make you want to marry me Danielssss |
I thought it was a positive thing. We ought to start a thread dealing with standards for marriage. And distinguish between "low" and "narrow" please. |
Perhaps the marriage thang is closer to mirage thang, which is closer to the garage thang, which is, well you get the idea. Moving on out... And Droop, as much as I love you, there's not enough vodka in all of Texas to make anyone marry me. For sure. I wonder if mole men are that different from goat men?? |
Nonsense, my goat is kind and loving to humans, misguided as they are. Not at all as depicted by the legends surrounding the goatman/men of either Virgina or Georgia. Til I googled, didn't know there was a legend or a real man who called himself the goat man. WTF everyone can be famous with the internet. Goat is good. Goat is kind, beneficent, clean and reverent, well slightly irreverent. I mean, what makes something worthy of being reverent? Goat makes good cheeses but is tough as hell to barbeque pointing out the *fact* that humans ought not consume other living aninmals. Lesson for the day. So I must be the goat rattling thread killer once again. |