jello has made up the majority of my diet for the past several week. so i have been thinking a lot about jello. so a question: if you had to be a flavor of jello, what would it be? would you put something in it, if so, what?

If I was a flavour of jello, I would first of all not be Jello, TM, since it has gelatin in it. I would be vegan jello. Lemon.

nothing in you?

Um, uh...must...resist...um... NO!

jello doesn't have gelatin in it anymore, supposedly. they use some sort of seaweed derivative.

"Jell-O Gelatin" "Jell-O Brand Gelatin Dessert" In fact, the Jello menu lists Jello a "Gelatin." I rest my case.

holy jello? is that healthy? I mean, some, yeah, but the majority of your diet? what if you end up all jiggly and people walk by and shake you and poke you to see how your semi-solid state reacts? eh? eh? hmm, I think I'm going to get a big bowl of jello now.

as stated elsewhere, cranberry is the only Jello that doesn't have an "artificial flavor" after the flavor... cranberry with nuts and bananas might be o.k. but i'll bet it isn't on the diet...

i'd want to be the sparkly jell-o...or jell-o 123 (remember that? you mixed it up and poured it into cups in the frige, and it had three layers? fuckin' cool!).

That's awesome. I remember once me 8th grade science teacher made us geology cupcakes. So cool.

i'd be alcoholic jello. Jelly fuckit. its jelly! dont eat alcoholic jelly when you've got the munchies. bad bad bad.

I like orange jello mixed with cut up apples and walnuts served very cold. My ma makes it every Thanksgiving. Very refreshing after stuffing half a turkey with accoutrements down your throat.

Oh...jello shots! That might be what I'd be. Thanks, moonit.

i wouldn't want to be aspic. have you ever tried it? it's like, apple jello with tomato juice and celery. my grandma is always finding some reason to make it.

apple jello? is there such a thing? i love apple muffins, so i might like apple jello. that doesn't make sense. the reason why it makes up most of my diet is because it has no fat. it is basically just water. i have ulcer issues and don't need to aggrivate the ulcer gods. jello is good. if it were possible to send, i would send you all jello molds for christmas. but since it isn't you all get nothing. no jello for you!!

i almost choked to death on that shit in a morrison's cafeteria as a kid. i think I was confused as to whether or not your should chew it or just swallow it. fuck jello

One of the most putrid concoctions I ever ate,and I was forced to eat it in elementry school cafeteria was green jello with chopped up cabbage.I chucked it back up in front of everyone.I think rasberry jello would be good,with salt on it.

My nephews and I have jello fights. They fight dirty and nasty. It makes me so proud.

"he who fights and runs away,lives to fight another day"

From: Kraft_Onlineteam19 <Onlineteam19@Kraftfoods.com> To: "'AGATHA@SORABJI.COM'" <AGATHA@SORABJI.COM> Subject: 8336757 Date: Wed, 25 Oct 2000 16:56:22 -0400 Thanks for visiting our Web site. We appreciate your interest in our gelatin. Our gelatin is made from the hides of animals. The hides are treated with food-approved acids or bases (alkalis). This converts a substance in the hides called collagen into gelatin. The gelatin is then thoroughly purified and dried. Production of gelatin is under supervision of the Food and Drug Administration (FDA). The exact sources of the gelatin we use can't be determined, since hides are used from any animal raised for food production. During the manufacturing of gelatin, chemical changes take place so that the final product the composition and identity of the original material is completely eliminated. Because of this, gelatin isn't considered a meat by the United States Government. Please add our site to your bookmarks, and visit us again soon! drat. i've been bamboozled. i ate about fifteen cubes of jello at an art opening last month. it was rainbow-ified.

have you ever tried the frozen jello trick?

agatha, did they really say that? "The exact sources of the gelatin we use can't be determined, since hides are used from any animal raised for food production. During the manufacturing of gelatin, chemical changes take place so that the final product the composition and identity of the original material is completely eliminated. Because of this, gelatin isn't considered a meat by the United States Government." am i the only one completely grossed out? did they expect you to want to eat it after that statement?

It is pretty gross. Case in point. I remember once a woman at work brought in lemon jello with chicken in it. UGH.

i don't think they knew i was a vegetarian. they might have phrased it differently if they had known. yeah, it's not animal byproduct anymore once it's been put through chemical processes.(?)

Yeah, that's a little wierd.

why's that weird? it's all just chemicals, anyhow. I just ate tapioca. Can I be tapioca, instead of Jell-o? yeah. "chemical process." molecules change shape, and a thing is a different thing. It's the way the world works, I'm afraid. you eat food (veggie or meat or jello), and eventually, after lots of chemical processes, you turn part of it into fat, and part of it into energy, and part of it into waste. I betcha that lots of things you use and eat daily have, at one point, been part of an animal. It's REALLY just a carbon molecule. Chow down. too tired to sorabjize ANY MORE.

and all our atoms were initially manufactured in stars.

Yes, indeed. I'm a star. You could be a star too.

you a scientologist tbone? oh wait, they think we come from aliens and we still have a "piece" of said aliens in our bodies, and their mission is to erradicate that, being the root of all evil. wait, who is the scientologist? *insert perry mason theme and peering inquisitive eye*

Nah, just full of odd information. Not necessarily correct information, but that makes it more fun. On an unrelated note, Dirtyredcommie.com is back in operation (I think) and it turns out that there's a sister site, so-to-speak: capitalistpig.com

Excellent. I'll check it out.

IIRC, not all our atoms were made in stars. Just the heavier ones that can only (most easily?) be made by huge fusion reactors like stars. blah.

Yes, there used to be "apple jello" made by the Jello company, but they must have discontinued it years ago. I've been looking for it for a long time.

Jello...is...ground up chemically treated animal. I had a nice bowl of green jello besides me, and one of my stupid friends mentioned its made of fat, and I just had to look it up, I will never look at jello the same again..I don't know if I should eat it, or bury it in my back yard...God damn noahs arc in a spoonful. I will have none of this noahs arc flubber buisiness!