fail the turing test


sorabji.com: Why I oughta...: fail the turing test
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By Nate on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 05:10 pm:

    v, dodi, agent d,

    you may all suck my flapping cunt meat.


By Dodi on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 05:14 pm:

    Wow...I'm impressed!! Do you have more?


By Dodi on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 05:14 pm:

    I'd rather suck on a lollipop..:P


By semillama on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 05:40 pm:

    well, so far: inconclusive.


By Dodi on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 08:46 pm:

    :P


By Dodi on Wednesday, January 26, 2005 - 08:47 pm:

    make that a rasberry lollipop...or better yet...lime...yum,yum..


By Agent D on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 12:18 am:

    Nate, you a man or woman?


By semillama on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 10:21 am:

    although something could be said for they being a program that interacts with jizzmop. when you post with jizzmop running, it tends to elicit a response.

    not that I know what they are saying without looking at the source code, and i don't really care that much to do it.

    except in the above case, where I was curious as to what the potential dodibot said in reply to this application of the Turing test.


By Gee on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 10:46 am:

    what's a turing test?


By Sye on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 12:40 pm:


By Dodi on Thursday, January 27, 2005 - 01:21 pm:

    It's okay if you don't like me sem...I still like you!


By Gee on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 10:33 am:

    Thanks, Sye. I actually googled it right after I asked, so I don't know why I bothered asking. laziness on my part.


    does anyone else feel weird making phone calls when other people in the office might hear you? business calls, I mean. is that just a Me thing?


By eri on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 12:06 pm:

    No Gee, that is not just you. Spunky is the same way.


By Sye on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 01:21 pm:

    So am I. I feel like I am being judged on my customer service skills, or on my level of professionalism, whenever someone is around to hear me. I tend to talk quieter if I know someone is within earshot.


By Dodi on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 01:51 pm:

    Be more confident and don't worry about what others are saying. Ya never know, they might feel the same way too.


By TBone on Friday, January 28, 2005 - 07:14 pm:

    I don't really have a reason to make business calls, but I actually kinda like making doctor's appointments or calling for prescription refills at work. Since I don't actually go into details, I wonder what people think it's for.


By V on Monday, January 31, 2005 - 09:13 pm:

    Dodi,just want to say "hi"...miss you lots xxxx


By jack on Saturday, February 19, 2005 - 03:52 pm:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OTHERS!



    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OTHERS!



    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OTHERS!


    <whap!> some bots' glitches are funnier than others.


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 08:41 pm:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS!



    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS!



    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS!






By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 08:46 pm:

    some mannequins suck at the internet.


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:05 pm:

    trollbot.....trollbot.....trollbot........


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:07 pm:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE HAVE REMARKABLY REALISTIC FEATURES!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE HAVE REMARKABLY REALISTIC SKIN!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE HAVE REMARKABLY REALISTIC FEATURES!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE HAVE REMARKABLY REALISTIC FEATURES!


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:08 pm:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE EMULATE ACTUAL HUMAN EMOTIONS!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE EMULATE ACTUAL HUMAN EMOTIONS!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE EMULATE ACTUAL HUMAN EMOTIONS!


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:11 pm:

    trollbot........assertion of personality

    trollbot.............comment

    trollbot.......emoticon

    trollbot...........smug remark

    trollbot.........cahoots

    trollbot........attempted assertion of assumed personality

    trollbot.......stale smirk

    trollbot........assertion of otherness

    trollbot.........emoticon.............................


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:13 pm:

    trollbot......plea

    trollbot.......bait

    trollbot.........whine

    trollbot.........superior pose

    trollbot....sitting in corner

    trollbot............evocation of righteousness

    trollbot......weak swipe

    trollbot.........recycled snarkiness

    trollbot........reruns........



By Dodi on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:14 pm:

    I think someone drank too much.


By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:14 pm:


    trollbot......am so

    trollbot.........me too

    trollbot...am not

    trollbot.......me NEITHER

    trollbot.......will not!

    trollbot.....good for you

    trollbot......am so

    trollbot.........me too

    trollbot...am not

    trollbot.......me NEITHER

    trollbot......emoticon

    trollbot......bungled pose




By jack on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:16 pm:


    trollbot......your attention please

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    trollbot........your attention PLEASE
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    trollbot.......YOUR attention PLEASE
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    trollbot.......YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE
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    trollbot.......YOUR ATTENTION PLEASE!
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    trollbot....evocation of emotion
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By Dodi on Thursday, February 24, 2005 - 11:19 pm:

    This is better than watching a movie. I think I'll make some popcorn now..


By V on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 03:32 am:

    yup,Jack hates me too.


By V on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 03:34 am:

    I think Jacks gay.


By V on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 03:36 am:

    ...told him that some while back.


By semillama on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:21 am:

    nice. it's a surreal poem in action.


By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 12:01 pm:

    trollbot.....nice website

    trollbot....please click on my casino link

    trollbot.........happy positive

    trollbot......snarl

    trollbot.........empathy

    trollbot..........complaint

    trollbot............i like the great posting

    trollbot.......click here and become wealthy

    trollbot.............ping
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    trollbot..............ping
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    trollbot...............Ping?
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    trollbot...............PING!
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    trollbot............ping!

    trollbot............where were you?

    trollbot........confusion

    trollbot............emoticons galore

    trollbot........anyway hi

    trollbot............the color is good

    trollbot........fabulous opportunity awaits

    trollbot..........click here

    trollbot...............?

    trollbot.............bait

    trollbot............me too

    trollbot..............so much

    trollbot.........am so

    trollbot..........me too

    trollbot.............not me

    trollbot..............me neither

    trollbot..........go fish

    trollbot.............post until disabled

    trollbot...........me too forever



By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 01:01 pm:

    I need more popcorn...lots of it.


By Mala-dicta on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 02:24 pm:

    Why don't you stick some popcrn up your ass while your at it Doody.


By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 02:57 pm:

    trollbot.....please?

    trollbot........beg

    trollbot.........i'm ok ur ok

    trollbot...........smooch

    trollbot........i don't understand

    trollbot........i don't understand

    trollbot..............where is my ass?

    trollbot........i like that

    trollbot...........is this it?

    trollbot.........keep it up i'm enjoying this

    trollbot...........is this my ass?


    Human: that is a hole in the ground.



    trollbot.........no, this is my ass

    trollbot...........that's right

    trollbot.........it is my opinion

    trollbot...............more ass please

    trollbot........except my ass




By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 04:58 pm:

    I think I'll pass on that one, but thanks anyway.


By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 09:05 pm:

    hey, stupid piece of shit!


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:30 pm:

    right back at ya...


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    and again..


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:31 pm:

    ...and again....


By Dodi on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:32 pm:

    I feel better now.


By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:36 pm:

    dodi, you answer to "stupid piece of shit"?

    that's fucked up. does your husband call you that or something?

    that's not good.



By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:37 pm:

    i guess it's honest, though.


By jack on Friday, February 25, 2005 - 10:46 pm:

    hey! dodi!

    do you have a boyfriend?


By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 12:42 am:

    jack! long time no post,you still the pervert you allways were?????????????????????????????????


By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 12:45 am:

    jack,you still dress up as a girl?


By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 12:47 am:

    jack,you still take it up the ass?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:09 am:

    Hmmmmmm, maybe HE has a boyfriend.:P


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:16 am:

    hey! dodi! did you finish high school?
    that is so hot when chicks finish high school!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:18 am:

    hey! v! why is a fat impotent drunk so fixated on homosexuality?



By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:18 am:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS!

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE OBVIOUS THAN OTHERS!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:19 am:

    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OTHERS!



    SOME BOTS THAT THINK THEY'RE PEOPLE ARE MORE EFFECTIVE THAN OTHERS!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:21 am:

    so, dodi. do you have a boyfriend?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:22 am:

    hey! v! you seen your dick since the wall came down?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:25 am:

    hey! dodi! wax and shave or just wax? does anybody notice the difference?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:25 am:

    hey! dodi! what's your favourite colour?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:26 am:

    hey! v! HOW HIGH HAVE YOU BEEN?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:28 am:

    hey! holy shit! dodi, are you married or something?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:29 am:

    I'm yawning....


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:29 am:

    hey! v! are you married or something?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:30 am:

    look, we posted together, how sweet.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:30 am:

    hey! dodi! wanna chat?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:30 am:

    hey! are these questions too difficult for you guys to answer?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:30 am:

    we did it again!!!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:31 am:

    hey! can't you keep up? what's the problem? don't you like me?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:31 am:

    Oh my God, we're good.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:31 am:

    hey! dodi! did you finish high school?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:32 am:

    I'm yawning some more.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:32 am:


    hey! do you like jacuzzis?


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:32 am:

    oh darn, what happened?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:33 am:

    hey! these questions are tough! do you need me to explain anything?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:33 am:

    hey! are you really too stupid to answer the simplest questions?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:33 am:

    well, that figures!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:34 am:

    do you really have the intellect of a moth?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:34 am:

    because that's really cool and i love chicks like that!!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:35 am:

    hey! hold on! my boyfriend wants to suck my dick now!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:44 am:

    hey! just kidding! i'm not gay! my girlfriend finished me off a while ago! but that was really exciting for a second, wasn't it?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:45 am:

    hey! dodi! i'm paying attention to you! i'm asking you questions!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:46 am:

    don't you love it?
    don't you feel like you're on "the view"?
    you go!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:47 am:

    hey! dodi! v! favorite colors? inquiring minds want to know!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:48 am:

    hey! colors have spiritual qualities! don't you think?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:49 am:

    so DODI! DID YOU FINISH HIGH SCHOOL?
    i would think if you did, you'd be able to understand the question!!! LOL!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:51 am:

    hey! dodi! i forgot to tell you how great it was when you repeated the same post a bunch of times! it's almost like you had a thought or something! because it took up space! LOL!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:52 am:

    hey! taking up space is almost like having a life! but you already know that!


By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:26 am:

    jack,I still say your a danceing queen.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:34 am:

    that's the best you can do?

    that's some weak shit.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:35 am:

    hey! v is weak! not exactly news!


By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:41 am:

    ...just sit down and put your pants back on.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:44 am:

    hey! v fails to be clever or even sensible! not exactly news!


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:46 am:

    check it out! v still sucks! come on v! don't you have anything to offer?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:49 am:


    hey v! what's dodi's email address?


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:53 am:

    come on, cough it up. i got something for her.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:55 am:

    oh please. you don't know it? are you serious?

    how lame are you guys?




By V on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:55 am:

    What do you need? you may get some second hand under wear on e-bay you can sniff.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 03:02 am:

    really? is that sort of thing exciting? well, if you recommend that sort of thing, i'll ask around, but it doesn't sound like my scene.

    so, you're too lame to know dodi's email address, eh?



By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 03:09 am:

    hey! the "v" trollbot remains slightly more convincing than the incompetent "dodi" thing. holy shit but that is some wasted "carbon" and "oxygen."


By Mala-dicta on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 11:53 am:

    Now jack you know I've made a small fortune selling my used panties on the internet,if you get dodi's e-mail address pass it on, I have a "special" just for her.Carry on....


By Dodi on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:37 pm:

    this is hilarious...LOL! I really needed a good laugh this morning...thanks!


    I wish I was there sitting by you jack, cause I know I'm getting under you skin and I would like to witness it myself. Hey, I don't have to be there, cause it's just a fact.

    Carry on....I'm loving every minute of it.


By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 02:25 pm:

    hey dodi! it IS hilarious, isn't it?! LOL!
    i am so funny! you are so welcome!

    so! dodi! did you finish high school?


By V on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 12:34 am:

    jack,hi,you post like bugs bunny on acid,keep going...HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.


By V on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 12:40 am:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


By V on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 12:42 am:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


By V on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 12:46 am:

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


By Laughing on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 12:53 am:

    Do you think Jack was born gay...
    or was he sucked into it?

    hi V!


By V on Sunday, February 27, 2005 - 01:28 am:

    Laughing,fuck,thought you were dead,bro,sooooo nice to see you on line,jack is such a problem,gay,t.v.,likes to sniff his mothers panties,you think we can wipe him out?....soooo nice to see you on line,post more?...trolls rule,right?


By semillama on Monday, February 28, 2005 - 10:26 am:

    "By jack on Saturday, February 26, 2005 - 01:22 am: hey! v! you seen your dick since the wall came down?"

    Classic. Just classic. I just about spurted my coffee out.


By eri on Monday, February 28, 2005 - 11:30 am:

    You're telling me........I was reading that and I laughed so loud that the kids looked over at me like I was crazy. That only made me laugh harder, though.


By semillama on Monday, February 28, 2005 - 06:45 pm:

    I know. It's been too long since the boards made me do that.


By V on Tuesday, March 1, 2005 - 12:05 am:

    Laughing,you ever get the feeling them inbred bastards dont like us?


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