yesterday i took the 11:35pm bus into toronto for some reason. i went to the phoenix for a while. then i just walked around all alone, stopping to buy cigarettes or gum in any convenience store i passed because it was cold out. i think people thought i was a hooker because i was wearing fishnets... guys in cars kept asking me to come over to their windows. i didn't get in any of the cars. anyway, at about 3am this guy in an alleyway offered me $20 to watch him jerk off. he was just some 20 yr old kid or something. it was weird. but i said okay, and met him around the corner. then he said he only had $15. then he said, "can i just give you a half-quarter of 'shrooms?" fine. i watched some guy jerk off for mushrooms. that's pretty funny news.
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