| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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"I heard some disturbing news this morning--the Oui Lounge burned to the ground. Can anyone in the FW area confirm this? -KLH" * "It's true - have pics and will send them on...I will forever refer to yesterday as "Black Tuesday." * "You are all sick and decadent people! A more important question is where are the regulars who start out there a 10 each morning going to go today. Most don't know there are other bars in Fort Worth." * "Are there other bars in Fort Worth?" * "Didn't know if you all had heard the sad news. Start a the bottom and read all the attached emails. Liz, I know how much you hate a bunch of forwarded emails, but this one is worth reading." * "Yes, I did hear the sad news! Word on the street is that the staff and regulars have migrated to the Poop Deck - hopefully that is just a bad rumor" |
Head to the nearest whiskey bar, and put the cinder in a shot of 20 year old Glenmorangie. Let soak. Chew on the soot, and smear the ashes on your wet, tear covered face. |
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Oh, don't ask why; Oh, don't ask why For we must find the next whisky bar For if we don't find the next whisky bar I tell you we must die I tell you we must die I tell you, I tell you I tell you we must die Oh, moon of old Fort Worth We now must say good-bye We've lost our good ol' mamma And now must have whisky Oh, you know why |
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Antigone, you're as weird and demented as i feel. will you marry me? i'm not as cool as you, and i don't like to have sex, but i can cook a mean supper and i'll teach you to surf. droop, sorry to hear about the Oui. my condolences. |
i like that |
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i don't usually tell people this, but i actually own "ute lemper sings kurt weill", with "alabama song" on it. talk about ooom pa pa. |
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the LA police cause in me much fear. |
Oink oink LA police porkers make sure you are dead. |
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once i was in the park in the middle of a roundabout called "bluebonnet circle" in texas. on one side of the roundabout was the oui lounge. it was late at night, i was about 15, and i was with about 5 other friends about the same ages. 3 big college guys came out of the oui, and one of the guys i was with yelled "fuck you" at them or something and the biggest one charged at us. the guy who had yelled ran off; the rest of us just stood there not expecting anything to actually happen. The big college guy rammed right into my best friend, knocking him down, and started wailing on him. i jumped on the college guy's back and started wailing on him. he, of course, threw me off, jumped on me, held me in one arm and started beating me. this went on for a while (not for as long as it felt, i'm sure) and then he got and started kicking me in the face with his cowboy boots. finally he stopped. his two friends had been there holding off my friends. they told me the college guys had had fraternity paddles, but i've never known for sure. anyway, the to others pulled their friend off me before he did any really serious damage. (i was holding my arms in front of my face, so i got out of an broken noses or concussions.) the 3 college guys left. i walked unsteadily home with two of my friends. i felt elated. i had lost my cherry, as far as a real fight goes, a dangerous fight. bracing. i was never a tough kid or a fighter, but at least after that pounding i knew i could take it. and it was all just par for the course. no big deal. a guy had beaten me up; i went home with some cool contusions. i find it hard to get worked up over a bunch of demonstrators getting beat up. i'm not saying that the lapd isn't wrong and they aren't all bastards. i just think that getting beaten was the whole point of that demonstration. it doesn't shock me anymore that the cops beat people. demonstrations like that are like pbs fund drives - annoying but unfortunately necessary. gotta go out and take one for our side every once in a while. i just find it hard to believe a few of 'em weren't just itchin' for the rubber bullets to fly. besides, the cops are always beating up somebody somewhere; i don't see why you have to stage one. either that or i'm just depressed that i can't get all worked up about it. all indignant. damn, i wish the oui hadn't burned down. damn shame. |
I think it's amusing that the cops beat a lot of people up at a police brutality protest...i know that cops in other places are a lot worse, though. I'm glad I'm not in China or something. |
when you say you "beaned" someone in the head with a dodge ball? you mean you threw a ball with great velocity as to cause harm. i thought it was "BEAM" ...as in laser beam...i've always said "beam" i got BEAMED in the head a with rubber bullet from a pansy cop on a horse. has it always been this way? has my simple misunderstanding of one god damn letter gone on this long? why is it "bean" that makes no sense, where as beam does... beam implys a direct,concentrated and potent amount of energy expelled to a specific target. I BEAMED that funny looking kid with the drool with my Trapper Keeper... shit, maybe im one step ahead of the rest of you. really just maybe consider it i know its hard to buy but just for a moment let me patrick stand on the kiosk the big kiosk on the water damn |
But it's not my attack of choice. Thwack, for example, is much better. |