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By Fetidbeaver on Monday, December 27, 1999 - 06:14 pm:

    Q. Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy?

    A. Because his advisers didn't feel it would look right having him run around the White House yelling "Come Spot, Come Spot!"

By Nayte on Monday, December 27, 1999 - 06:54 pm:

    Son:    "Daddy, what does a vagina look like?"

    Father: "Well son, it's like a very pretty, delicate flower that
             must be plucked very gently."

    Son:    "Well what does it look like after you pluck it?"

    Father: "Like a bulldog with a mouthful of mayonnaise."

By Fetidbeaver on Monday, December 27, 1999 - 07:23 pm:

    Q. What did the maxi-pad say to the fart?

    A. You are the wind beneath my wings.

By Fb on Monday, December 27, 1999 - 07:28 pm:

    An ecumenical holiday greeting was issued today representing the three great religons:

    Christain's.....HO! HO! HO!

    Jew's....OY! OY! OY!

    Moslem's....DEATH TO THE AMERICAN SATANS!!!!!

By spunky on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 12:02 pm:

    Late Show with David Letterman, as announced by Joe Lieberman himself, the “Top Ten Reasons, I, Joe Lieberman, Would Make a Great President.”

    10. "Not only will my Vice President be in an undisclosed location, I won't even reveal who he is"

    9. "I know Microsoft Excel and can type 65 words a minute"

    8. "I've gotten a lot of good advice from Martin Sheen"

    7. "Instead of taking Air Force One, I can use all of my accumulated frequent flier miles"

    6. "Saddam's a president and I'm way less nuts than he is"

    5. "I will change the Constitution to guarantee every American a free DVD player"

    4. "I am very comfortable in oval-shaped rooms"

    3. "It just so happens Spider-Man is a close, personal friend of mine"

    2. "I won't take any crap from France"

    1. "Look at me. Do you honestly think there'll be a sex scandal?"

By semillama on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 01:30 pm:

    the last one is great.

By eri on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 01:32 pm:

    I agree with Sem. That last one is great.

By spunky on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 02:02 pm:

By Rowlf on Thursday, October 16, 2003 - 05:55 pm:

    that was ok. a little too long.

    felt like i was watching "speakers corner"

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