Today I went to an estate auction.Theres always all kinds of trashy stuff at these things. I collect tacky ceramics.The tackier,the better.The more hidious a piece is,the more I delight in owning it.I prefer ceramics,but anything of an outstanding tackiness will do. I then cleverly intersperse my tacky treasures,with my more serious collections,of objects de art.I also collect pre-columbian pottery,unusual teapots,etc. Just nothing quite as aesthetically pleasing,as looking at some divine piece of South American pottery,and then having your eyes move on to my hidious,circa 1950's ceramic pink flamingo pair. So,anyhow,I'm at the auction,and moving around,checking items I might be interested in bidding on.And picking up and examining any tacky pieces I come across. Theres this really creepy man there,and I realize he's watching me.So,initally,I figure he's a dealer,and worried that I might be one,too.[competition] But I don't think that was the case.Each time I'd pick up a tacky item,and examine it,he'd give me a little half-wink,and a head nod.The more distatseful the item,the more intense his "head-nods" were. Then it dawned on me.He'd found the woman of his dreams!He LIKED my taste in tacky stuff. God only knows what his house must look like,thats too frightening to even contemplate. I guess it just goes to prove that there truely is someone for everyone out there.

I have THE perfect present for you. Well they're plastic so maybe not too perfect, but these are the most god-awful tacky type things I have EVER seen, and I am sending some to Agatha and Dave as a present to freak guests out with.

I want tacky plastic things to frighten guests with!

SWEET!!

Today I had a threesome with these 2 guys that i dont even know

Did you have fun?

OF COURSE

Don't tell S. She may get jealous, try to one up you and then call you an idiot again. :p

Im alittle jealous my self you sound hot how about a threesome with me and Trace?

Really Eri, okay, ive been waiting for you to suggest something like that

you know what a wonder bra is for Eri? so i can take it off you and wonder where they went.

Ha ha ha to whoever is posting in Trace's name.

And mine

And Czarina,what an asshole this S is, I hope she gets a std.

Or a few of them... But virgins have a hell of a time getting STD's.

No,she's not a virgin,she's a hypocrite that has posted about how she has sex constantly.

Janie, If that is really your name, It is bad enough to be posting in someone else's name. And no, it is not funny. But, when you are posting shit like you did in my name to my wife, then you go too far. I hope you get blocked from this BBS. I beleive in freedom of speech, as far as opinions go, but you took it over the line. You became melicious

Calm Trace... She won't do it again, she knows we can spot her everytime she does. Malicious yes i will agree, but no harm of it. I know how you feel man, she hasn't done it to me yet, but I have a couple friends who are going to the UofK, and will gladly rectify the situation if it pleases you... Here's my email addy if you need to get ahold of me.

I am over it now, as long Eri knows it was not me no harm done. Thanks though. I have GOT to get better at spelling, though

Hey! Me too! Only the first post on this thread was by me. Perhaps we should notify the Internet Police. We can also notify the dean of the school,the perpetrater attends. And I DEFINATELY want tacky plastic items.

Tacky plastic rules.

Fortunately CZ, we know each other well enough to question and recognize the false statements. Most of those made by "me" weren't. I am afraid I am all out of tacky plastic. Sorry. I do have some tacky brass sconces and a singing duck :)

Okay. If you want tacky plastic items EMAIL me now. I will organise to send some things. Tomorrow I will have a published article in our newspaper, and I'm excited.

moonit is melicious.