when the booze is in the bottle


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By droopy on Tuesday, March 17, 2015 - 01:50 pm:

    enveloped postmarked: Junction Jan 15 8--AM 1931
    return adress: [torn]mp Bodarc[?] Junction Texas
    2cent Washington placed upside down.
    Addressed to: Miss Christine Simon 306 West 11th
    St. Austin Texas

    Junction, Texas
    Jan 12, 1931

    Dear Elmer Bundren,
    Doesn't that bring back memories?

    If you'd a been here x mas
    week you would have more
    memories. Something terrible
    happened, can't tell it in a letter.
    Don't know much news. I'll jot
    down what I do know.

    Charlie Bierschwall looks just
    as silly as ever.

    Henry came back and tried
    to renew his love but it didn't
    work.

    Boss Winkle was home.
    Clarence Winkle is going with
    Lilly Mae Doran now.

    Wayne Camp was here xmas.
    Saw Soldier the other day.
    Man Parker is going with Miss
    Hart

    Edith is married and won't
    tell us wether she has done it
    yet or not.

    Yes. Charlie may be silly, but
    he sure does know how to make
    liquor. Ar_er..How about it
    Sweet thing? I sure did think
    Charlie was sweet that night.
    He sure does know how to
    tell jokes too. Oh Lordie Lordie.
    What does Elmer know how to
    do...steal dimes. I suppose
    Christine--what does she know
    how to do--keep slim from
    kissing her. And Elsa...to run
    over cedar trees.

    Es thiss not so, Seņorita?

    We had a xmas program here.
    Some very funny things happened.
    Roy Winkle,Charlie B, and
    Slim Amerson were kinda
    full from of Charlie's
    liquor, and a whole bunch of us
    kids were on the platform
    listening to Bobbie Lovey playing
    He's A music nist- I don't
    know how to spell it, but thats
    what he is anyway.

    And all the audience were
    still seated. And Roy walked
    up to me and whispered--if
    I would care if he kissed
    me. I thought he was just
    acting silly, so I said of course
    not. And what do you
    think, he smacked me one
    right there. Now maybe you
    think I didn't feel funny.

    What does this remind you of?

    When the booze is in the bottle
    And the bottle's in the car
    And the nightly stars are sparkling
    Like an early morning star
    Then it is that Christine, Slim,
    Charlie and Elsa are happy.
    Then it is that they are gay.
    As we mix rasins meal and soda
    in a contemplative way.
    Just to sit hugged up and soak and
    sizzle.
    As the night is tiring some
    And we dream in idle fancy
    of the happy days to come.
    When the whole car is a barroom
    As it gently flows with rum
    Then through the night--the
    Stars light--seems many miles
    afar--when the booze is in
    the bottle and the bottle's in
    the car.

    Maybe you'll like this one.
    Charlie heard the merry jingle
    The rumble and the roar.
    As Christine, Slim and I dashed
    Through the pasture.
    And came creeping up to a cedar.
    I heard Slim whistle--and Christine
    call
    As I bumped into the thicket
    And into a cedar tree.
    On that 4 wheeled stolen car.
    Now heres to Long Slim Bundren
    May his name forever stand
    He'll be honored and respected
    By the Elsa's, Christine's and
    Charlie's thru all the land
    And when his days are over
    And the curtains round him
    fall.
    We'll slip him off to "Satan"
    on that 4 wheeled stolen car
    if you ever find time to read
    this let me know, and I'll
    write more.
    --as never before,

    Spark Plug


By droopy on Sunday, March 22, 2015 - 02:56 am:

    should write something here just so i don't lose
    it. i'm supposed to be setting this to music. i've
    a tune in my head, but i'm lazy about how i want
    to organize all the words.

    written in january 1931. the depression had just
    begun, prohibition had yet to end. i wonder how
    far back these events go. last year? the car they
    were in must've been a model a ford. i don't know
    about stolen, probably just borrowed without
    consent.

    the hook will definitely be "when the booze is in
    the bottle..." but i think the name of the song
    will be "spark plug."


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