| THIS IS A READ-ONLY ARCHIVE FROM THE SORABJI.COM MESSAGE BOARDS (1995-2016). |
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Things were lookin' bad Seems like total silence was The only friend I had Bowl of oatmeal tried to stare me down...and won And it was twelve o'clock before I realized That I was havin' no fun Chorus: But fortunately I have the key To escape reality And you may see me tonight Bith an illegal smile It don't cost very much, But it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Last time I checked my bankroll, It was gettin' thin Sometimes it seems like the bottom Is the only place I've been I Chased a rainbow down a one-way street... Dead end And all my friends turned out to be Insurance salesmen Repeat Chorus Well, I sat down in my closet With all my overalls Tryin' to get away From all the ears inside my walls I dreamed the police heard Everything I thought... what then? Well I went to court And the judge's name was Hoffman Ah but fortunately I have the key To escape reality And you may see me tonight With an illegal smile It don't cost very much, but it lasts a long while Won't you please tell the man I didn't kill anyone No I'm just tryin' to have me some fun Well done, hot dog bun, my sister's a nun |