Dueling Banjos

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By V on Sunday, November 11, 2007 - 01:55 pm:

    ...Lots of clips on "you tube" about this.

By V on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 08:27 pm:

    ...Indeed,I do have a thing about banjos.....had a talk with a London Busker in a subway station the other day and asked if he made any money out of it,he says "Yup,about $800 a day,depends on your location",,,,,and he looked me right in the eyes when he said that,so it looks like most of us are in the wrong jobs.

By V on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 09:02 pm:

    .....yeah,and my banjo is on order,right now...worth a try?....if 8 year old kids on "you tube" can play banjo real fine,so can I..so can you,when you consider,only 1% or less of the population can play anything at all......I trust some of my postings will stimulate some of you to do something out of what is considered,"normal",,,it all so tends to produce money...(if you love v,s signature dots,I have some more........I just tend to love dots.......)

By V on Tuesday, November 13, 2007 - 09:11 pm:

    ...betcha in the whole of Sorabji,we dont have one person that can play a musical instument............do we?

By V on Monday, November 26, 2007 - 05:12 pm:

    ....you know for years I have been makeing fun of people that play banjo,now I understand it takes a lot of skill to play one,so my "5 string resonator blue grass is on order,thats a fact,I recon in 3 months,I can play "dueling banjos",,,,we will see,and I may post it on "you tube",,,,do what makes you happy..........its a way of chilling out from the shit we get each day,all of us...n.b.,a "5 string resonator blue grass,is the correct banjo for playing "dueling banjos",,,,

By V on Monday, November 26, 2007 - 07:01 pm:

    ...and how come v posts real smart stuff,and no one takes no notice,,,,went for a MENSA brain test years back,and got 30% over normal,allways knew it would give me a disadvantage in real life..

By V on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 05:41 pm:

    ...now at this point,I at least expect a slow hand clap,,,DO IT NOW,OR YOUR COCK WILL FALL OFF IN 5 DAYS,YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED..OR,IF YOUR A GIRL, YOUR BOOBS WILL FALL OFF IN 5 DAYS...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...Christ,bet I regret posting this 24 hours later.......most times I do..XXXX

By heather on Tuesday, November 27, 2007 - 06:32 pm:

    finally

    i've been wondering what to do with all those excess appendages

By V on Wednesday, November 28, 2007 - 12:28 am:

    ....tell you what,they will indeed fall off in 5 days,and once I do a spell,its real hard to reverse it,bit like a vasectomy....

By jack on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 12:22 am:

    spell, ha! ha ha! haha ha!


By V on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 04:37 pm:

    jack,your a third rate copy of jack,he shut down ages ago......................................... ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha,ha.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................jack mk 3,I can shut you 365 days a year if I 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By jack on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 10:00 pm:

    ooh, scary! V, you're so scary!

By V on Thursday, November 29, 2007 - 11:28 pm:

    ...yeah,and your such a third rate copy of jack,your phonetics are shit.Your verbal finger prints dont match at all,wanker...

By jack on Friday, November 30, 2007 - 01:05 am:

    you don't know jack...or phonetics, feeb.

By V on Tuesday, December 4, 2007 - 03:20 pm:

    jack,(the copy)tell me ALL about phonetics,dare you.,I think I can spank your spotty little ass most nights when it comes to things intllectual,as a matter of interest,are you indeed 12 years old,you post like a 12 year old,dont you?,,,if you happen to be a retard,then you cant help it.,and I have no problem with you at all.

By jack on Tuesday, December 4, 2007 - 10:25 pm:

    blah blaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, wee todd ed.


    as usual, you fantasize about spankings and young boys. we know all about you...


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