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Our landlords decided to put our house on the market, and it sold at the first open home. We have about four weeks now to find a new place and because we have Reese the red devil dog now, its fucking hard. And its my birthday next friday and I got an email from my mum that says... 'due to us moving I have to give a deposit, so your present might be late'.... translation 'NO PRESENT FOR YOU'. fuck fuck fuckity fuck. |
good luck. |
don't worry about the present deficit from moms. it'll be ok. |
i saw my mom today. some guy is trying to bilk money out of her over a house and she may lose her job just 3 years shy of retirement. she's running off to colorado. i may never see again. well, i probably will. but who knows. |
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moonie, my house is on the market too. however California has strict guidelines to prevent owners from basically kicking you out with 4 weeks notice. laws that were established to protect rent controlled areas from being bought and tenents being booted and rentals rates being jacked. when the house goes to escrow, typically thats 30 days. then, if all goes well, new owner has to give us 60 days notice to move out, plus at least $3300 in relocation monies, more if we were both on the lease. right now its just her. so, at the very least we will have 90 days or, thats assuming the new owner wants to move in. and thankfully were not having a hard time finding dog friendly places. people mostly love dogs in CA. thankfully my dipshit landlord has his property way overpriced, is getting no offers after 8+ weeks on the market. if he pulls it, damn right we'll be threatening to leave if he doesnt reduce our rent. it will not only cost him money while we move out in lost rent, but he wont be able to get what we are currently paying as the market has taken a dip in the last year. yayyyyy BUYERS market! |
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if you can get to Austin, you and your dog can live with me as long as you need to, for free. well, you have to pay for your own dog food. |
[09:29] mikey: I told her that it was essentially a perfect diet and that the way that it works is to load your pants pockets with Purina nuggets and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry & that the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to try it again. I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall, black guy who was behind her. [09:30] mikey: Horrified, she asked if I'd been poisoned. I told her no; I'd been sitting in the street licking my balls and a car hit me. I thought the black guy was going to have to stagger out the door. |
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In other moonit news we organise a joint bank account today to actually start saving for our own house. Yeah. |
But seriously, sorry to hear about your moms troubles. I'm sure you'll see her.A nice vacation to Colorado is always welcome. Moonit, I'm sure mum'll come up with a present,it'll just be kinda late.Everybody loves presents. Moms know this. AND, happy happy birthday to you! We were at Sam's club a few months back, and they always have samples of food to try, and we passed this plump kid who was displaying 2 kinds of dry dog food, and my s/o walks over and pops some in his mouth, and I can hear him crunching away, and he's says something to the effect of, "Ooooh, I really like this new formula, its much crunchier than the old!"I, and the plump kid kinda stare at him in amazement, and he just smiles and we walk off.He tells me later, he had a piece of hard candy in his mouth he was crunching on. I felt much better when he told me that. |
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it's almost like reading Everything Is Illuminated. |
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i do not need people who spamming in our lives, like TV commerical selling insurance, any more than homeboy does. |
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"warp spasm" is even cooler. |