Cool things to smoke besides the obvious stuff Are you stoned?: Cool things to smoke besides the obvious stuff
By Jedi on Thursday, May 7, 1998 - 11:55 pm:
    The other day, after running out of the small amount of pot that my friends and I were ahold of, we decided to smoke coffee and tea by rolling them up into joints. It was pretty fun, and besides the fact that we didn't get a high, it tasted pretty cool. I was wondering if anybody had any other suggestions of cool things to smoke that will actually work. I was thinking about mint, and I've heard about oregano, but I'm sure there's more interesting stuff out there.

By Chrashtopher on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 02:53 am:
    Hunks of vinyl siding.

By Joe Camel on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 11:41 am:
    When I was a little kid we would smoke pieces of river cane. I wouldn't advise it, though, it only 'looks' cool.

    You could always try tobacco. I hear it's really cool to smoke cigarettes, especially if you're young.

By Jed on Friday, May 8, 1998 - 08:16 pm:
    Actualy, the funny thing is that I've decided that I've ended up comprimising a lot of my principles, and have become quite disappointed in myself for it, but the one thing I've decided I will always hold out on, to show some sort of respect to my younger self who made all the resolutions, is tobacco. I've hated people who smoked it for so long, that even if I'm curious, I don't want to screw my integrity over the edge like that, so I won't try it. Vinyl siding doesn't sound like a good idea.

By Habercroix on Saturday, May 9, 1998 - 02:13 am:
    Tobacco is the greatest. America was built on tobacco. Tobacco symbolizes the American dream. You know it is bad for you. There are warnings that it is hazardous on every pack you buy. Yet when you are 60 and breathing from an iron lung, you can sue the tobacco companies for making you smoke. Take no responsibilites for your actions. There will always be someone else to blame or to pay for your mistakes. Start smoking cigarettes now and ensure a rich future for your decendants. It is your patriotic duty.

By Slacker on Monday, May 18, 1998 - 12:07 pm:
    smoke my tube

By Meineke on Monday, May 18, 1998 - 05:18 pm:
    Toke my lube,. . . . . Please!

By Slacker on Tuesday, May 19, 1998 - 02:09 am:
    hoot my grease,.....please!

By PetRock on Tuesday, May 19, 1998 - 01:28 pm:
    I'm sorry....did you just ask to have your hooters greased?

By Hardon on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 04:36 pm:
    Suck my cheese!

By Martin on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 05:23 pm:
    Hunks of vinyl siding...yes.

    Chunks of truck tires.

    Pink insulation material.

    Saran wrap (take it off the rolls and throw
    a bunch of it into a metal drum, ignite, and hold your head over it--inhale the smoke. You can't really roll the stuff.)

    Viagra (crush a few pills and roll 'em).

    Dog shit (don't knock it until you try it).

By Chordata on Wednesday, June 24, 1998 - 08:05 pm:
    Thanks for the advice. The fiberglass was very cleansing.

By Kelsey on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 02:04 am:
    i remember all the mean kids at my school giving out joints of tetley tea at parties and then making ruthless and neverending fun of the people who pretended they were high after smoking them. high school sucked.

By Joneser on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 01:44 pm:
    weed weed weed

By Ridin on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 08:47 pm:
    umm Petey, you can grease my hooters anytime you wanna big guy.

By Dani on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 09:01 pm:
    HA HA HA RIDIN!!! Thats what I'm screamin' over here girly!!!!! Come to Mama Petey..

By PetRock on Thursday, June 25, 1998 - 11:07 pm:

    Just the image of greasy hooters.....*shudder*

    btw....anyone seen the Hooters Cam? Think it's in Louisville or someplace like that. I prefer PugCam myself....he at least sleeps in the nude.


By Whet on Friday, June 26, 1998 - 09:52 pm:
    Ever hear of KUDZOO?

    A vine that grows up and covers TREES, EVERYTHING...
    Originally from Japan brought here to feed cows, something like that.

    They *say* its mildly hallucinogenic, I dont' know though I did 'inhale' the other stuff a few times in college.
    Every now and then will have it cut and burned in the city when kids start smoking it too much.

    Did you just HAVE to say greasy hooters.
    Wait a minute.....
    Though not quite hooters, I had mine greased yesterday. Along with most of the rest of me.
    Anyone else love massage? (ahem the *real* kind with a massuse :P)

By Ridin on Saturday, June 27, 1998 - 01:21 am:
    I LOVE reflexology.....massages.......someone brushin my hair......alllllllllllllllll that kinda stuff........but, unforutnately, I've NEVER had anyone grease my hooters. I think that all would be right in my world if someone, would just once, grease my girls.

By Whet on Saturday, June 27, 1998 - 11:53 pm:
    Plan a trip to Georgia cause,
    I'm your man.


By MandeZ on Sunday, June 28, 1998 - 12:09 am:
    kleenexes burn very quickly.

By Pete on Sunday, June 28, 1998 - 04:37 pm:
    LMAO....MandeZ -- where did THAT shit come from??? hehehe

By Goddess on Tuesday, June 30, 1998 - 12:02 am:
    CLOVE CIGARETTES R THE BEST!!! They are really good. u can buy them in a tobacco store but u can make your own too -- just take the spice "cloves" outta your spice cabinet and roll it up in some cig. paper. They taste really good -- and u get a rush outta them -- AND they numb your lips!! mmmmmmmm goood

By -oDDBALL ODD- on Monday, July 13, 1998 - 07:21 am:
    Fuck the fascists...smoking is great.

    If I die from it, at least I will have done something that I enjoyed.

    Some places have made it illegal to smoke outside your own home...either in a car or standing on your own property.

    That is UNAMERICAN.



Asia on Sunday, August 16, 1998 - 08:06 am:

    goddammit, i dont drink anymore and there's no way in hot, sticky hell that im going to quit smoking. when im 60 or whatever, ill simply request a new lung to pollute. i LOVE to smoke. it's one of the few, simple pleasures i have left in my life.


By Delilah on Saturday, August 29, 1998 - 02:42 am:

    hey um cloves kick some serious ass i just smoked like about 6 in 3 hours today they rock i chain smoke the things! im gonna try to get the cloves outta my cabinet hehe i am fresh out and i need more!! arg! yummmm clovessss yummmm hehehe bye

By Smak smoker on Sunday, October 18, 1998 - 04:59 pm:

    I like to smoke scotch broom the little yellow
    flowers when dryed get you slammed yo

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