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Chorlton And the Wheelies
April 20 - 05:36 am
That Fucking Dancing Baby Animation
April 29 - 03:27 pm
Computer generated phone calls
October 6 - 03:33 pm
Viaticals
November 21 - 01:56 pm
FM radio and One-Hit-Wonders
November 27 - 05:57 pm
The NBA
January 7 - 10:20 am
dating... and all that shit.
January 11 - 07:46 pm
PAIN!
January 13 - 12:57 pm
The Denver Broncos and Their Rabid Shithead Fans
February 19 - 01:20 pm
Greaseman
March 4 - 12:57 pm
Shit That Annoys Me No End....
March 22 - 02:21 pm
People with Bullshit Jobs
March 30 - 01:35 am
cremains
April 12 - 02:55 am
William Gibson should be named the Poet Laureate of the Internet.
April 18 - 03:52 pm
People who:
April 18 - 08:17 pm
people who use cigars for sex
April 29 - 10:05 am
Those little details that the person you're seeing conveniently fails to mention.
May 1 - 04:07 pm
Certification Factories
May 5 - 04:13 pm
bows on bras
June 10 - 04:37 pm
Pedophiles.
June 12 - 08:24 pm
Ronald Lee Shanabarger
June 29 - 02:42 pm
The "art" of Jeffrey Scott Holland
July 2 - 03:29 pm
Boy Bands
July 4 - 06:00 pm
capri pants
July 5 - 02:45 am
Ricky Fucking Martin
July 17 - 12:23 pm
hunters
July 31 - 11:41 am
mullets
August 8 - 01:50 am
School spirit and its assemblies
August 8 - 09:23 pm
the sign
August 17 - 01:06 pm
tHE SILLy SQUABBLING GOING ON HERE AT SORABJI.COM
August 31 - 04:49 pm
SUVs.......
October 21 - 02:10 pm
Backstreet boys
October 24 - 08:48 pm
IGNORENCE APPALS ME
October 25 - 10:53 am
Notorious B.I.G.
December 6 - 07:49 am
Obscene phone calls
December 6 - 02:06 pm
Secret Whiteboy Handjive.
December 9 - 03:52 pm
Backaches
December 15 - 09:31 am
Antlers and Santa Hats for Pets
December 15 - 09:33 am
Imitation Free Speech
December 21 - 04:30 pm
New Crop of Game Shows
January 25 - 09:30 pm
Vanity
February 5 - 11:24 am
Pachelbel Canon
February 11 - 10:47 am
a wordjunky writes
March 1 - 05:16 am
Property
April 24 - 01:34 am
John Travolta's in way too many movies
April 26 - 10:12 am
they gave me the wrong cigarettes
May 3 - 03:40 am
Bob Costas
May 8 - 08:54 am
what is wrong with me?
June 4 - 11:18 pm
Made Me Think of Patrick
June 7 - 12:15 pm
Shaq
June 20 - 08:48 am
Executions in the Good Ol' US of A
June 22 - 08:43 pm
The devil with the green eyes
June 22 - 10:09 pm
and pipes and lighters
June 24 - 08:36 pm
stay off my fucking message board....
June 25 - 04:41 am
Canada Day (but also, a more general approach)
June 29 - 04:34 am
Night Ranger
July 17 - 06:56 pm
Sexism in prices
August 18 - 06:21 pm
Trash Novels
September 14 - 04:23 am
my neighbors
October 3 - 04:26 pm
period
October 7 - 12:35 pm
Wine Bottle Label
October 14 - 08:22 pm
Roger Clemens
October 23 - 08:41 am
email: re: new passwords.
November 1 - 11:14 am
word association
December 2 - 03:11 pm
Morning Routine
February 5 - 07:28 pm
POP STARS!
February 22 - 11:26 pm
Fucking L337 5p34k
April 20 - 12:05 am
Telemarketers
May 25 - 06:02 pm
West Nile Spraying
July 17 - 06:31 pm
Religion Time Folks: Lets have a little Talk.
July 18 - 03:09 pm
LIRR and Buffa
August 23 - 02:19 pm
Oprah, Regis and Kathy Lee, Britney Spears....................
October 12 - 12:51 pm
the star spangled banner
November 29 - 10:01 pm
trolls
December 1 - 10:17 pm
new year's traditions
December 30 - 09:37 pm
robbie williams and kylie minogue
January 4 - 10:17 pm
Valentines Day
February 12 - 10:30 pm
new jersey
March 14 - 03:18 am
Enron
March 29 - 01:09 pm
words that should die
April 4 - 05:09 pm
PRINCIPIA DISCORDIA
August 13 - 12:48 am
spanking
August 17 - 01:26 pm
Quote of the Day
August 20 - 10:56 am
Good Riddance Hopefully
August 21 - 08:18 am
Just like the white winged dove
August 21 - 04:09 pm
environmental activism
August 23 - 02:17 pm
That Mitsubishi Commerical
September 19 - 10:33 am
blondes?
September 29 - 01:48 pm
The Anna Nicole Smith Show
September 30 - 10:04 am
I love you, I just wish you didnt write
October 14 - 03:19 pm
Say it's not so!
November 21 - 10:17 am
"alcopop"
February 17 - 12:45 pm
Start the cultural revolution here...
March 5 - 05:52 pm
RIF
March 7 - 11:44 am
weeds
April 11 - 03:46 am
affirmative action
April 11 - 03:51 am
Hello Kitty
June 23 - 05:21 pm
Goofus Al and Gallant George
July 1 - 02:26 pm
Drivers
August 4 - 12:08 am
commercialswith . . . .
August 27 - 02:10 pm
the dead and wounded
September 3 - 12:00 am
PMS
November 3 - 05:09 pm
V.V.
November 30 - 12:56 am
Threats Against the President
January 12 - 05:48 pm
Seal Clubbing
April 12 - 02:20 pm
fuck the bubble jet printer and fuck you!
May 4 - 09:04 pm
blood suckers
July 7 - 04:18 pm
i HATE room mates
July 26 - 04:19 pm
Drug Dealers
August 14 - 11:56 am
Drug Dealers
August 14 - 11:57 am
GANGS
August 14 - 11:58 am
Spiders
August 10 - 01:04 pm
: Naomi Campbell
October 1 - 05:04 am
Geocities
October 26 - 01:34 pm
John Edwards
January 29 - 03:16 pm
Cancer
December 7 - 11:27 am
What's on TV
July 9 - 07:03 am
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General goddam chit-chat
Every 3 seconds
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Sex
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Can men and women just be friends?
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Dreamland
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Insomnia
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Are you stoned?
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What are you eating?
I need advice
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Can you help?
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Reasons to be cheerful
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Days and nights
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Words
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Are there any news?
Wishful thinking
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Have you ever...
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I wish you were...
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Why I oughta...
Is it art?
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This question seems to come up quite often around here.
Weeds
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Things that, if erased from our cultural memory forever, would be no great loss
Surfwatch
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Where did you go on the 'net today?
What are you listening to?
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Worst music you've ever heard
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What song or tune is going through your head right now?
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Obscure composers
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Obscure Jazz, 1890-1950
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Whatever, whenever
General Questions
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Do you have any regrets?
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Who are you?
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Where are you?
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What are you doing here?
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What have you done?
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Why did you do it?
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What have you failed to do?
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What are you wearing?
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What do you want?
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How do you do?
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What do you want to do today?
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Are you stupid?
Specific Questions
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What is the cruelest thing you ever did?
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Have you ever been lonely?
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Have you ever gone hungry?
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Are you pissed off?
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When is the last time you had sex?
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What does it look like where you are?
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What are you afraid of?
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Do you love me?
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What is your definition of Heaven?
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What is your definition of Hell?
Movies
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Last movie you saw
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Worst movie you ever saw
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Best movie you ever saw
Reading
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Best book you've ever read
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Worst book you've ever read
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Last book you read
Drunken ramblings
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