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rip of everyone's heads!!!!!!!!!
August 11 - 05:14 pm
700 Club
February 4 - 02:33 am
rip out your guts and make decorations out of them!!!!
June 29 - 06:40 pm
see if Pete wants to catch a movie tomorrow afternoon.
April 17 - 10:11 am
think before i post
March 11 - 09:32 pm
Pick up a bat and ...
November 29 - 03:31 pm
...talk to that girl at church so she'll notice me.
August 13 - 09:59 pm
totally freak out
November 9 - 11:05 am
cry, scream, pout...
December 7 - 07:31 pm
Taking tests
September 27 - 04:01 pm
boycott the philosopher kings
November 19 - 04:22 am
fly to Seattle
November 30 - 05:07 pm
Wish you a Merry Christmas!
December 23 - 08:33 pm
Insults with a smile
March 22 - 08:16 pm
have a baby
April 7 - 05:14 pm
wear monkey-pants.
April 24 - 01:29 am
My mother is useless, part II
May 12 - 12:01 pm
Learn more about message boards.
June 9 - 11:00 pm
Visit Mavis
August 14 - 06:20 pm
Have an Election Day party
August 17 - 04:14 pm
I should send her some balls.
August 28 - 12:11 pm
wild speculation and psychological wankery
September 3 - 01:22 pm
learn to swim
September 11 - 05:07 pm
give stuff away
September 15 - 12:53 am
fix the search engine thing-o on this here message board
September 17 - 01:38 am
the real world b&b
September 22 - 06:06 pm
make one meeeelion dollars
October 12 - 01:48 pm
My new (I HOPE) Car...........
January 16 - 08:23 am
...get me a ghost!
February 26 - 03:11 am
buy a house
April 4 - 10:23 pm
get rid of my hotmail account
May 31 - 05:11 am
get an ulcer
June 26 - 10:20 am
Stay inside.
June 29 - 03:52 pm
buy all the polaroid i can
July 11 - 02:40 pm
Orleans Thread #2
July 19 - 03:55 pm
Orleans Thread #3, the house of sin
August 7 - 03:46 pm
find a new job.
August 29 - 02:38 am
fork a goat
August 29 - 03:33 pm
mailcall
November 2 - 11:36 pm
call Roto- Rooter before its too late!
November 14 - 10:56 pm
share my day
December 11 - 03:40 pm
Christmas is cancelled!!
December 15 - 06:58 pm
new identity
January 21 - 10:50 pm
...go marshmellow roasting in Goma!
January 21 - 11:12 pm
tell everyone to leave me alone!
March 18 - 02:18 pm
..rant!
March 21 - 12:56 am
switch off.
April 17 - 05:34 am
mock a coworker
April 29 - 11:23 am
invite y'all to a party
May 8 - 12:12 pm
Drive from coast to coast
June 13 - 10:24 am
keel dem beeches
August 1 - 01:53 pm
Go Fishing
August 16 - 12:14 pm
take a coffee poop
August 20 - 08:56 am
...storm an embassy!
August 21 - 04:41 pm
calm the hell down
August 30 - 04:26 pm
Fly Down to NZ
September 5 - 06:49 pm
throw some hoodoo around these parts
September 24 - 05:08 pm
Wish you a Merry Kwanza
December 11 - 04:59 pm
Aw, they cancelled "Firefly"
December 12 - 03:01 pm
send special holiday greetings to Nate
December 13 - 12:08 pm
...hide.
December 13 - 04:09 pm
study greek mythology
December 16 - 04:26 am
Finally someone says it right !!!
February 15 - 09:04 pm
The Final Solution
April 2 - 10:56 pm
Stir It Up Again!
April 22 - 10:22 pm
Watch This
May 1 - 09:30 pm
my ceiling is leaking
May 13 - 05:19 pm
Get my Iran war on!
May 21 - 05:25 pm
genghis khan
May 25 - 12:16 pm
Figure out if the tax cut is going to affect me
June 18 - 02:15 pm
RISE ABOVE
June 20 - 10:03 am
Show off.
June 29 - 01:09 am
Protest.
July 12 - 04:07 am
Stop wigging out!!!!!
August 6 - 04:15 pm
desecrate a grave!
October 10 - 02:53 pm
send out some form letters!
October 13 - 10:40 am
smile on your brother
October 28 - 08:39 pm
stomp on the constitution some more!
December 10 - 10:56 am
Bust a cap in GEXINC.com's ass!
January 12 - 11:16 pm
delete all the files on leading edge media's servers
January 12 - 11:17 pm
Ask this guy at my school out!!!
February 1 - 11:09 am
Ask this guy at my school out!!!
February 1 - 11:10 am
Shove...
May 31 - 12:37 pm
go on a reality television show
October 17 - 12:44 am
Sorabji arseholes
October 26 - 02:12 pm
Old-school trifecta
October 29 - 01:32 am
Spill
November 11 - 08:43 pm
fail my french exam
November 17 - 11:22 pm
platypus...danke für die lederne Hose
November 21 - 12:33 am
fail the turing test
January 26 - 05:10 pm
Hal 9000 and Dave
May 29 - 12:38 pm
have folks tell Kazu congrats on making it through her comps!
November 15 - 03:37 pm
smack the bitch!
November 24 - 03:35 am
Beat the shit out of jack
December 31 - 06:22 pm
go to New Orleans
February 24 - 06:37 pm
...get an anti bird flu suit.
February 27 - 06:51 pm
show you my puppy!
April 8 - 04:02 am
explain V
April 24 - 05:06 pm
OMG
May 13 - 09:15 pm
Win the Da Vinci Code Quest
May 16 - 01:19 am
Free gift from v, to the very few that dislike me
June 14 - 12:32 pm
Revisited
June 16 - 12:29 pm
Learn Spanish
June 29 - 11:02 am
.not run over owls
July 7 - 09:40 pm
Change the Law
July 16 - 12:47 pm
make one of the best campaign ads ever
September 14 - 10:04 am
powder my penis stump
December 17 - 04:07 pm
Go As a Polygamist for Halloween
May 17 - 02:45 am
move back to North Cackalacky
July 17 - 07:55 pm
Thank TBone...and MST3K
November 25 - 01:57 pm
check to see what that smell is in my trunk...
March 8 - 02:03 pm
learn something new every day
July 28 - 03:24 pm
my dream snl sketch
March 15 - 02:31 am
lightning strike at the data center
September 10 - 09:35 pm
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