FUNNY Story of mine! The Payphone Project: FUNNY Story of mine!

By Andy on Monday, August 17, 1998 - 03:35 am:

    I've been payphoned pranked several times now and the story I'm about to tell you is easily the funniest. One day on a sunny afternoon at the beach, I was sitting with some friends at the snack bar drinking some cokes. Now, mind you, it wasn't very crowded due to the overcast weather so we were pretty much the only ones sitting at the tables. So, I'm talking to my friends and suddenly the payphone rings. We stop talking and listen again to see if it was really the payphone. It rings a second time and so I rush to the phone to pick it up. "Hello?" I ask. In a deep EXTREMELY phoney voice the person says," GREETINGS, INFERIOR BEING." And so I respond saying,"Umm, howdy." <silence> And then outta nowhere the person yells,"YOU WILL DIE!!!" Then, instantly afterwards, on the hill next to the snackbar we hear,"Yahhhh!!!" and a this little chubby(i'd say 10 yrs old)kid with his moms cellphone tumbles out of some bushes and rolls down the hill, bouncing off rocks and any other shit. Eventually, he landed in a small puddle of mud. So me and my friends start laughing our asses off at this little kid who tried to prank call us. After he wiped off all the dust and mud on his clothes he took off to the beach parking lot. Probably one of the funniest moments of my life.

By 1 on Friday, April 2, 1999 - 01:10 pm:

    *LoL* Nice one...I wish I could have seen the look on the kids face! *LoL*

By Pisser on Friday, April 9, 1999 - 01:48 pm:

    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha oops i laughed so hard i pissed all over myself

By Pamela on Saturday, April 10, 1999 - 03:05 am:

    Ohmigawd you are so like on it!

By Mark on Tuesday, May 4, 1999 - 05:05 pm:

    hahahahaaha (NOT!!!!)

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