A Bad Thing

sorabji.com: The Payphone Project: A Bad Thing

By Batch on Thursday, September 17, 1998 - 05:25 am:

    I'm pretty ashamed of this actually but here goes any way.

    It was a Sunday and I'd just come out of a shop on Argyle St in Glasgow with a friend when I heard a payphone ring. The snow was pretty deep and it was brass monkeys. Despite having the fact I wanted to go home on my mind I picked up the phone. It was an elderly Glaswegian lady who proceeded to explain that she thought she had an abcess under her tooth and she was in a great deal of pain. I agreed that it did sound like and abcess and that she'd better come down to the dental surgery right away. She explained that she lived in Renfrew and that it was quite a hike to the surgery in the snow and that she was very old, but I re-assured that we were open and I could fit her in that afternoon. She thanked me and hung up. Chasing after my friend, all I could bring myself to say was "I've done a bad thing."

By Mrs. Eleanor Danahy 107 High Street Glasgow Scotland on Thursday, September 17, 1998 - 01:54 pm:

    So it was you ya bastard. I walked twenty miles in the freezing cold and snow up to my arse to get a little relief from my toothly pain, only to find the clinic closed!

    Ya lied to me ya thieving lunatic and I've been searching high and low for you. Then someone suggested I try the web. A wee bit of a longshot I thinks to myself but I'll give it a go. And there you were!

    I'm gonna get ya if'n it's the last thing I ever do, ya stinkin pile o monkey turds!

By Dave watson on Sunday, March 18, 2001 - 06:24 pm:

    man your a real bitch

By Hal on Monday, March 19, 2001 - 09:55 am:

    Feel the friggin love.

By Cat on Monday, March 19, 2001 - 04:03 pm:

    Friggin love is the best kind of love. Fuck platonic love.

By Daniel friggin ssss on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 01:01 am:

    friggin cat love. friggin dog love. friggin sorabji love. friggin love.

    (I feel a song coming on)

By pez on Tuesday, March 20, 2001 - 03:09 am:

    i luv you bay-bee, and it's quite alright
    i luv you bay-bee, i dream of you at night
    and let me love you
    let me love you, okay-ay?


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