By Klondike on Tuesday, November 27, 2001 - 03:58 pm:

    Anyone else found any stuff in payphones?

    I have found the following in the last few years;
    Condoms,(flavoured and used)
    wallet with fifty bucks,
    picture of donny osmond,
    half eaten bagel,
    hershey bar,
    kotex (unused)
    picture of Jimmy Carter,
    copy of the bible,
    piece of concrete,
    two babies shoes,
    coloring book,
    Waterman pen,
    stopwatch (broken)
    gold ring (cheap)
    ladys panties (slightly soiled)

    Any one else ever found any stuff?

    In case you are wondering, I sold the good stuff on the auction sites. Still no takers for the condoms or kotex though!

By J on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 01:05 am:

    You are one lucky son of a bitch.

By Christopher on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 01:22 am:

    How much did you get for the picture of Jimmy Carter? Did you know of Jimmy's personal experiences with the paranormal? Here's a QUOTE from this 5 time nobel nominee:

    "It was the darndest thing I've
    ever seen. It was big, it was very bright, it changed colors and it was about the size of the moon.. We watched it for ten minutes, but
    none of us could figure out what it was. One thing's for sure, I'll never make fun of people who say they've seen unidentified objects in
    the sky. If I become President, I'll make every piece of information this country has about UFO sightings available to the public and
    the scientists."

    Here's one of the forms that he filed with NICAP:
    1. Name: "Jimmy Carter"
    Address: "State Capitol Atlanta"
    Occupation: "Governor"

    2. Date of Observation: "October 1969"

    3. Location of Observation: "Leary, Georgia"

    4. How long did you see the object?: "10-12 minutes."

    5. Please describe weather conditions and the type of sky; i.e., bright
    daylight, nighttime, dusk, etc.: "Shortly after dark."

    6. Position of the Sun or Moon in relation to the object and to you: "Not in

    7. If seen at night, twilight, or dawn, were the stars or moon visible?:

    8. Were there more than one object?: "No."

    10. Was the object(s) brighter than the background of the sky?: "Yes."

    11. If so, compare the brightness with the Sun, Moon, headlights, etc.: "At
    one time, as bright as the moon."

    12. Did the object(s)-:
    a. Appear to stand still at any time?: "Yes."
    g. Change brightness?: "Yes."
    h. Change shape?: "Yes."
    I. Change color?: "Yes."

    13. Did object(s) at any time pass in front of, or behind of anything? If
    so, Please elaborate giving distance, size, etc, if possible.: "No."

    14. Was there any wind?: "No."

    15. Did you observe the object(s) through an optical instrument or other aid,
    windshield, window pane, storm window, screening, etc.? What?: "No."

    17. Please tell if the object(s) was (were)- c. Sharply outlined: "Yes."

    18. Was the object- b. Self-luminous?: "Yes."

    19. Did the object)s_ rise or fall while in motion?: "Came close, moved
    away, came close and then moved away."

    20. ..Or, if easier, give apparent size in inches on a ruler held at arm's
    length: "About the same as moon, maybe a little smaller. Varied from
    brighter/larger than planet to apparent size of moon."

    21. How did you happen to notice the object(s)?: "10-12 men all watched it.
    Brightness attracted us."

    22. Where were you and what were you doing at the time?: "Outdoors waiting
    for a meeting to begin at 7:30 pm."

    23. How did the object(s) disappear from view?: "Moved to distance then

    26. Please estimate the distance of the object(s): "Difficult. Maybe
    300-1000 yards."

    27. What was the elevation of the object(s) in the sky?: "About 30 degrees
    above horizon."

    28. Names and addresses of other witnesses, if any: "Ten members of Leary
    Georgia Lions Club."

    31. Please draw a map of the locality of the observation showing North; your
    position; the direction from which the object(s) appeared and disappeared
    from view; the direction of its course over the area; roads, towns, villages,
    railroads, and other landmarks within a mile.: "Appeared from west about 30
    degrees up."

    32. Is there an airport, military, governmental, or research installation in
    the area?: "No."

By Christopher on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 01:48 am:

    Oh, and one time I found a wallet in a phone booth. It turned out to belong to a database adminstrator for the Giants. She got me into some nice VIP seats; SF vs NY. I believe that Spiro Agnew was in the seats next to me. Yes, seats. Blind , stinking, drunk...sprawled out across the good seats. I tried to rouse him by throwing a 1/4 full beer at him, and was immediately surrounded by a bunch of guys in matching windbreakers and raybans. They hauled me off into the guts of candlestick park, and asked me questions about what I knew of Jimmy Carter's brush with the extra-terrestrial. I was horrified. All because I found someone's wallet, and tried to do something nice. Next time, I'll just rifle through the contents, and walk quickly away...

By Hal on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 12:06 pm:

    Its also known that Jimmy Carter smoked pot and took acid.

By The Watcher on Wednesday, November 28, 2001 - 03:49 pm:

    And failed to fulfill that campain promice.

    I wonder why???

By Klondike on Thursday, November 29, 2001 - 05:13 pm:

    well thank you for sharing that with us.

    for the record, Jimmy Carter could have been the greatest U.S. President ever if he had been allowed to institute his liberal policies.

    big biz and the oil nazis wouldnt let him even begin.

    wait for the view of history and you will see his true greatness.


By Christopher on Thursday, November 29, 2001 - 07:07 pm:

    I completely agree with you.

    But that brother.

    If I was Mrs. Bush, one of my greatest fears would be that former President Carter's brother, Billy, got lit one evening, let himself into the presidential suite, and ... uh... SOILED the presidential King-Size. Soiled it in a drunken, onanistic manner, if you catch my drift. If you think about it, there is every likelihood that each First Lady, since the Carter administration, has dutifully changed the interiors of the Whitehouse in an attempt to rid themselves of this disquieting vision. Mind you, this is only a theory.

By Stigga on Friday, November 30, 2001 - 01:41 pm:

    Nipple erector in payphone.

    I once found half of a set of nipple pumps in a payphone in Iowa. Must have been some new mom who was feeding junior in the booth.

By Beavis on Saturday, December 1, 2001 - 09:24 pm:

    I found a quarter in the return slot.

By Butthead on Tuesday, December 4, 2001 - 11:42 am:

    hey man cool.

    snigga snigga snigga

By on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 08:07 am:

    Hey mate, if you still have the condoms I will take them off your hands.

By Fester on Thursday, January 3, 2002 - 09:08 am:

    i don't think you're supposed to wear condoms on your hands and aren't those little finger condoms called cots anyway?

By Melody on Sunday, January 5, 2003 - 09:30 am:

    I'd like to know how you knew the used condom was flavored...

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